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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 06/10/2026

Watching this forum right now. Maria Montes and Dale Broome are low life MAGA scum!

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 06/10/2026

Made my own version of olive garden's zuppa toscana even though it's a million degrees outside.

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 03/10/2026

Ten miler was a struggle today but I got it done. Looking forward to a big lunch and a bigger nap

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 02/10/2026

idk... $100 seems like too much for a regular ol' half marathon registration.

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 30/09/2026

I used to play the shit out of this

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 29/09/2026

Back on my alien plant hunt bullshit o7 #elitedangerous

A screenshot from elite dangerous showing some red things growing on a moon. In the distance there's a chromed asp explorer on the horizon. In the sky there's a streak of light from the galactic plane

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 27/09/2026

Saw a few of the dads from the running group on BICYCLES. Shameful

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 27/09/2026

I went to a beautiful quinceanera today and I really wish I had been exposed to Mexican culture more while I was growing up

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 26/09/2026

10 miler is done. I hit 700 miles so far this year. Feeling strong even though I woke up not wanting to do the work

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 24/09/2026

My brother is dating a cop and my family is already making excuses for her before we've even met her. Unless she's Frank Serpico I'm not having it

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 20/09/2026

It's almost cool enough for house slippers instead of house slides. I had nearly forgotten such temperatures were possible here

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 12/09/2026

10 miler was a stretch today. I only ran on Monday this week and there were only two of us out today for the group run. Got it done but the last 5k was rough

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 12/09/2026

Kids love a bald head but adults act so awkward about it. I know I'm bald. I shave my own head every 48-72 hrs!

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 09/09/2026

Well doesn't it figure that they left out the paid training day I attended. Motherfuckers!

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 09/09/2026

Tomorrow I get my first paycheck from someone else's payroll in like 3 years!

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 05/09/2026

Had a nice long run with the dads. Felt good to be back after missing last week

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 03/09/2026

Getting on the treadmill after work hasn't been as bad as I anticipated. Just gotta get changed as soon as I get home and then back in the car to go to the gym. Once I get moving, the rest is easy enough! Grateful my schedule and childcare allow for it

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 01/09/2026

My mom got my 3yo one of those tonie audiobook things and jfc what a hassle this thing is

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 29/08/2026

I made some grasshopper friends in the garden this evening

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 24/08/2026

How accurate do we think gym treadmills are? Plus or minus 5%? 10%?

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 19/08/2026

I work for The District now and in 5 days work I've had two intimidation visits from district "Safety" regarding my conduct prior to being hired. I feel like this is not legal

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 15/08/2026

10 mile long run ✔️ Craving a jalapeno ham and cheese croissant and no less than 3L of ice cold water

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 11/08/2026

The @brickimmortar.bsky.social episode on the MV Dali/Key Bridge crash is really really well done

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 08/08/2026

Saturday morning long run is done! 10 miles and 700 ft of climbing with the dads.

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 05/08/2026

Someone in the garden group had a 5 ft banana tree to give away. Guess who's got two thumbs and a banana tree now? 😁

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 05/08/2026

Gotta share my video of a loggerhead shrike doin it's thing with a kangaroo rat on a yucca leaf #birds 🌿

youtu.be

Loggerhead Shrike eating Kangaroo Rat impaled on Yucca leaf

YouTube video by Joshua Barraza

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 04/08/2026

It's almost that time of year again... o7 CMDRs

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 03/08/2026

they don't want you to know this but its okay to run slowly

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 02/08/2026

Almost halfway through book 6 of dungeon crawler Carl!

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 01/08/2026

9 mile long run with the dads. Little bit of a struggle but got it done. Started off greeted by this perfect zinnia #seenonmyrun #runsky #bloomscrolling

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 29/07/2026

Listening to Dorothy Ashby. Remembering my grandfather who loved her music #nowplaying #jazzsky

Cover art for Dorothy Ashby's album "Django/Misty"
A drawing of an orange room with a yellow circular rug. On the left is a person riding some kind of llama? There are shapes that look like vases on the rug along with a plant or bouquet of flowers. A tiny person riding a giraffe and a white tub full of water.

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 29/07/2026

Took almost a week off bc of sinus congestion but I'm back at it today! 10k on the treadmill felt real smooth 🦵🏼🦵🏼

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 26/07/2026

What's with the trend of backyard pools being warm and salty? 🤢 We're in a heat wave. We need ice cold and a vaguely scent of chlorine. Not bathing in sweat water

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 23/07/2026