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Torin8

@torin8.bsky.social
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WIP, aloof, introverted, cat bothering human. Sometimes by sheer luck, I might say something insightful; otherwise usual nonsense warnings apply. Currently awaiting upon the cat distribution system for my next calling.

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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 3h
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Mary Poppins: I Haven't the Faintest Idea
ALT: Mary Poppins: I Haven't the Faintest Idea
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 5h
Enjoy life.
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 5h
Hmm not sure I'm brave enough to experiment with the other flavours...
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 5h
Yes, yes you can
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 6h
Did all grand pianos come with a secret telephones in them days? #totp
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 6h
Play Ghostbusters #totp
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Ghostbusters Proton Stream Battle
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 6h
Shout to the top Eddie, SHOUT! #totp
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Bottom Digger: Rik Mayall's Surprised Reaction
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 6h
Looked like liquid baby sick to me... The hot choc has saved it.
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 6h
PLAY BLACK LACE! #totp
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 6h
Well done for what you have done. Hope tomorrow is good.
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 6h
I see the pianist is trying to get a tan on his arms with chip fat. #totp
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 6h
Ah the short T-shirt era.... #totp
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 6h
Reader... Horlicks is horrible. Never rely on childhood memories. I've dumped a load of hot chocolate powder in. Much better.
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Danny DeVito: A Lot Of Good Memories Here
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 6h
I'd have liked Heath Ledger to have had a go at this song. #totp
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Joker Nurse: Good Morning Mayhem
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 6h
Operator.... someone says they are smooth, but they actually look creepy as hell. #totp
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 6h
Hey Kim have you heard of a computer games called Street Fighter? Kim: No Then I've got just the outfit for you tonight! #totp
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 7h
I don't know why (old age of course) but I've had a hankering for Horlicks. Must be over 30 years since I have had any and I can't remember if I like it.
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Olenna Tyrell Drinking Wine, Tywin Lannister Appears
Alt: Olenna Tyrell Drinking Wine, Tywin Lannister Appears
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 8h
I'm deeply sorry to hear this 😔
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 9h
Bill Watterson (the genius behind Calvin and Hobbes) gave a commencement speech in 1990 and it's fantastic.
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 10h
Ah man, the best of the best. When I imagine an American football coach this is them every time. RIP
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 10h
Thank you 🙏 Hope yours is too.
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 10h
It's never good when you are reading a horror book in bed at night and your head torch you are using to read with suddenly runs out of batteries just the moment the spectre appears!
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Spongebob Scared: I'm Not Scared!
Alt: Spongebob Scared: I'm Not Scared!
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 11h
It's been a shit week, but it's ended positively... So hoping to take that into the weekend.
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Matt Damon: Bruised and Serious Look
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 11h
Jason: "My grandpa has decided 'Grampy' no longer reflects the energy he wants to bring into his remaining years 😂"   

ext Message - 

Sender: "i was thinking"   

Sender: "you call me grampy because when you were little, i wanted you to just call me grandpa. you just couldnt say it right"   

Sender: "but I realized the naming agreement is really between you and me"   

Sender: "youre my only grandson so technically we can change it to whatever we want"   

Recipient: "Lol okay. What do you want to be called?"   

Sender: "something dangerous"   

Sender: "maybe warhammer or bloodfang or gary the merciless" 

Recipient: "Have you run these options by Nana?"   

Sender: "she does not approve"
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 11h
🤣
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 11h
Surely step 2a is removed cat from duvet and lock them out againm
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 11h
*fireplace not dog
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 11h
Ooo pretty!
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 11h
Oh me also!
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 11h
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Scrubs Zach Braff
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 12h
Yes doughnut
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Simon @ellisuk.com · 15h
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Shut Up And Take My Money Meme
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 15h
GORDON'S ALIVE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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National Weather Service @nws.noaa.gov · 23h
10/08/2026 11P CT Isaias will be a dangerous hurricane w/ significant storm surge, damaging winds, & flooding rains when it reaches the northern Gulf Coast Fri-Sat. The wind field predicted to grow due interaction w/ another wx system & some of these impacts will extend well away from the center.
Current Information & Forecast Positions:Center Location: $25.4^\circ\text{N}, 88.4^\circ\text{W}$   Max Sustained Winds: 105 mph   Movement: NE at 14 mph   10 PM Thu: Major Hurricane ('M')   7 PM Fri: Hurricane ('H')   7 AM Sat: Tropical Storm ('S')   7 PM Sat / 7 AM Sun / 7 PM Sun: Tropical Depression ('D')   Watches & Warnings Legend:Hurricane Warning (Red): Coastal SE Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and Florida Panhandle.   Tropical Storm Warning (Blue): Coastal SE Louisiana and Florida Panhandle.   Tropical Storm Watch (Yellow): Inland Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, and Florida.   Map Description:
Map showing the 5-day forecast cone for Hurricane Isaias curving northeast from the Gulf of Mexico, making landfall along the central Gulf Coast, and moving inland across the Southeast and Ohio Valley.  Forecast Surge Levels:5-7 ft (Orange): Coastal Alabama and Florida Panhandle through Indian Pass.   4-6 ft (Yellow): Mobile Bay, Ocean Springs, and Indian Pass to Steinhatchee River.   3-5 ft (Yellow): SE Louisiana to Ocean Springs, and Steinhatchee River to Suwannee River.   2-4 ft (Yellow): Suwannee River to Yankeetown.   1-3 ft (Blue): Lake Pontchartrain, Yankeetown to Egmont Key.   1-2 ft (Blue): Morgan City to Mouth of the Mississippi River.   Map Description:
Coastal forecast map depicting peak storm surge inundation levels above ground level along the U.S. Gulf Coast from Louisiana to western Florida.
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 22h
Sadly I'm too honest.
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LithiumChaser @lithiumchaser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Caren Marsh Doll by Laszlo Willinger (1940) She's still alive at 107 and is considered the oldest living Hollywood star
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Helen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Other work by the Ladybird artists ‘October’ (From a 1958 calendar by the always fabulous Ronald Lampitt)
A cloudy day in October casts long shadows so it’s early or late. An allotment is busy with autumn activity and the plots are all super well-tended. 
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
😔 seems half of it is circumstance.
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've never really been able to make and keep friends. I guess that's just me.
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Robert Redford as Jeremiah Johnson Nodding
ALT: Robert Redford as Jeremiah Johnson Nodding
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh I'm deeply sorry.
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm sat here in a cold not my house, sitting on not my chair with a not my cat wanting some company.
The tabby and white cat curled up on my knee. I'm wearing jeans and the green hoodie top.
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I do sorry. I hope you have many happy memories of her.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Margaret Hamilton was not a mean girl. She was just awesome. She wants you to get in the car with her and all her awesome calculations because we're going to the moon!
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think it's simply finances. They've not bought many.
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yep, got refused today, even though the NHS app said I could have it and book.
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Flu jabbed today. Almost got a bat flu jab but apparently I'm not 75, in a care home or Immuno deficient.
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Comedic Hospital 'Vaccine' Treatment
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy 18th birthday, this spider
Text of an email: From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account
Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so I am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.
Regards, David
This is followed by a crude drawing of a spider with seven legs and a smiley face
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Glad I'm not the only one.
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A social life... maybe some friends too
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