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Too Much Spoon

@toomuchspoon.bsky.social
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Old(er) software developer. I don't think this is a good idea at all. But I've had worse. The future is in people, not computers.

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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
For anyone wondering why a slim majority of us decided for Brexit. We need Full Fact. And they need the budget of a small country. Because engagement driven. Social media is so good at its job, and informing you truthfully is not part of it.
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Never pass up a chance to post this speech.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 13/08/2025
Technically a Caesar cipher is military-grade encryption. They don’t mention *which* military
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
If only there was a sign nature hates the direction we're going...
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Happy to have the biggest and most amount of trees in our small garden. We get wildlife we should never expect in a developed suburb: woodpeckers, badgers, foxes, hedgehogs, bluejays, so many finches and tits, once even a grouse that looked very, very lost. No, MIL, we don't need to trim them.
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
We get this at work. People using copilot to transcribe a meeting and NEVER checking its accuracy. How could you? You aren't presented with the transcript to edit until after. So meeting minutes, which are meant to settle arguments now hallucinate fictional characters in attendance.
Anakin Skywalker tells Padme he's cocpied a video into AI to get a transcript. Padme asks if he at least proof read the results. He says 'this is pod racing', she looks horrified.
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Intel in 1985 starts manufacturing biblically accurate Angels. 4 years later the Berlin wall falls, and Russia soon says the cold war was a dumb idea and can't we all just be friends?
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James Chapman @jamesmchapman.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Hahahahaha… Brexit has been a success… I can hardly breathe. Can “Lord” Frost get any more ridiculous?
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
The 'OpenAI deleted all my beloved AI models' complaints lose a little of their sincerity when you realise many used the new model to write the complaint.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
People say “you can’t put the genie back in the bottle” re: technology. But that’s why the bottle was there in the first place. Someone decided it was bad having the genie running loose, and bottled it.
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Beautiful.
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a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is making an ok sign with his hands .
Alt: A lama farmer makes an ok sign with his hand, smiling contentedly
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Just saw that the state pension age could hit 80, and as scary as it might be to work until then, having seen my retired neighbours loose their damned minds watching tv or mowing grass that doesn't grow if they don't look for work (like charity or family) I'm glad I'm not retiring for a while!
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
So how good is LinkedIn? Well I just spotted the profile of a guy I went to school with. A friend. A guy I hung out with often. And apparently he went to the same university as me, at the same time as me, studying the same course as me. And I never once saw him in lectures or labs... So...
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a woman wearing a yellow hoodie that says chasing the sun 94
Alt: a woman in yellow making the OK hand gesture saying '100% Legit'
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
As much as I loath this... Do you know what every job vacancy is? A numbers game. You'd be surprised how few applicants actually get through based on annoying hurdles like this. And how many working humans you'll meet that would fail a Turing test once you do get that job. Stay strong folks.
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AI is doing job interviews now—but candidates say they'd rather risk staying unemployed than talk to another robot
Job-seekers tell Fortune they’re outright refusing to do AI interviews, calling them dehumanizing and a red flag for bad company culture.
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
After I fixed my then 4yo's toy lawnower with duct tape and twigs, he said 'Good job, Dad! You fixed it. High Five!', and I've never needed any praise from anyone but him. A note from him that says 'dad I luv you' is one of my most treasured possessions. Parents get it.
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Not a fan of useless crappy 3d printing, but thinking of the backlash printers get for selling cool articulated models at craft faires, surrounded by folks selling cheap shit manufactured by children, or buying ready mix off the shelf. Really? Your home made donut recipe requires soy flour?
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I can't believe it's been 2 years since my boy started school. 2 years watching him become a smart, literate, emotionally attentive child. And 2 years listening to the laziest able parents (with living grand parents for constant support, if not holidays) whine about how difficult it all is.
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a woman sitting in a rocking chair with the words that 's sounds awful netflix on the bottom
Alt: a woman sitting in a rocking chair says 'that sounds awful' sarcastically
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
GDPR at no point says you can't transfer customer data from your old website to the new. It does however have a lot to say about deleting data without a good reason. Like the Online Security Act, there are plenty of people happy to misinterpret the law and choose the easiest path for them.
An email from a company getting anew website stating they cannot transfer accounts because of the GDPR
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
If anybody else has to go through this, BURY them in paper work. List every hardship your sickness or disability puts you through, no mater how trivial it seems to you compared to other problems. My partner was reviewed, we sent back a volume of extra pages. She ended up getting more. Fuck them.
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
We have such a simple understanding of food that now we have to worry about fibre because some people are replacing their ultra processed diet with another. Conflating upfs with basic healthy macronutrients is why the avg family can never 'just eat healthy'. Healthy diets can't be copyrighted.
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Open notepad.exe Write the word 'Halo' Save and close Double click to play your newly written game.
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Another reason I don't think I'll ever retire: my 60+ year old neighbour has spent the best part of the morning mowing his lawn. It is 4x4m patch of grass. It should take 10 minutes. Today it should take 0 minutes because due to the heat, it's not growing at all! The 'garden' is brown!
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Huh, Blusky now asking me to verify my age in the UK. I'm ok with this. I'm also now using a VPN. I'm ok with this, too. Why am OK with both? Because I've seen the behaviour of only a small set of 4-7 year olds, and it's getting scary. 1
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
It's like a thread of journals entries to be found after the robot revolution. It's not like every relevant movie/video game uses this trope. Willful ignorance and hubris will kill us all before climate change.
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
The best thing about Vibe Coders becoming unashamedly proud of the fact they're stealing apples from a tree the didn't tend to, is I could actually use AI to filter out their CVs with high accuracy. Coding is easy. Reliability is hard.
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I might trip into some cultural quagmire, but is it a thing for Polish men to spend half a day building a fire to incinerate some burgers? Are they afraid of propane and an easier life? Or is this a 'I'm an accountant by day, so must show my manliness by narrowly avoiding setting fire to a fence'?
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
We've rescheduled your package to Thursday. We've rescheduled your package to Next Monday. We've rescheduled your package to Saturday. You're requested Monday delivery. You weren't in for Saturday's Delivery so we left it your local collection point. 15 miles away. - UPS. Because fuck you.
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
'In the beginning, never'.
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Fucking finally!
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Nothing is more frustrating in software development than feeling like an idiot because the person responsible for something doesn't understand their job, are assuming you can help, and will do their job, even if it's nothing to do with your job. Of course AD is convoluted, you made it that way.
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Yet again, I scream into the void, 'Why can't my 6yo boy have normal school friends!?' No exaggeration to say 9/14 boys in his class show a myriad of neuro and social development issues. Those 5 'normal' kids get to be used as lessons that other parents have failed to teach. Heartbreaking.
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
'We can't switch to Linux, everybody knows Windows' when anybody who's worked in an office knows that not only has the Windows experience deteriorated over 25 years, but average levels of MS Office aptitude are in the toilet.
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Picked up a set of 4 Stargazer SD Gundam, thinking all SD were snap out, but no! snippers required! Was hoping my boy could put this together on his own as with previous SD and EG. But he has been patient in snipping the parts free. He does look good though! A cleaner design than the HG Buster.
The build pamflet, runners, and assembled head of an SD Buster Gundam, which looks a bit like hockey goalie in a bit get mask.
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
If AI has succeeded in one thing, it is that we now absolutely judge a book by its cover.
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Gonna be warm today, and I don't think Britain is ready for this regularly due to how the noisiest jobs just magically start when the sun is out. So on top of baking in my house, I now have coked up scaffies hopping around my neighbours roof like Dick Van Dyke, to the rhythm of Radio 1's bass.
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a man wearing glasses is sitting in a car with his hands on the steering wheel .
Alt: Micheal Douglass in the movie Falling Down grips the steering wheel of his car, baking in the heat, waiting for traffic to move, losing his patience slowly...
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
On my way to the post office, I tried to pretend it wasn't so bloody hot out I couldn't even gauge exposure levels on my phone's oled screen. Anyway, these came out under exposed and over saturated, but I actually think they're quite lovely! #photography
A weird blue white vine flower that looks like a star with a beak in the middle, splashed with dappled sunlight in a shaded areaA wall of brambles baring unripe green and red raspberries. Cerulean blue sky pierces from the top left.Handsome little blue flowers punctuate the undergrowth on a harsh sunny dayA pink Japanese rose sits on a sea of green, next to some unblocked red fruit.
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Do you remember the dissapointment the Baudelaire Orphans felt when each of their Adult guardians failed to stand up not only for their rights, but for basic good and decency? That's how I feel about the 'adults' in charge of the world right now. A Series of Unfortunate Events, indeed.
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
A long time ago, I sat my Computer Science exams. For some reason, Feasibility was a hot topic ('What does Feasible mean in the context of...'). I don't think I got it 100% right. I think about that from time to time. Thankfully, in the workplace I have 12 managers using it 100% wrong, daily.
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
'Welsh has soooo many consonants' said the English person living in Upton St Balghrychamp Hatch, in a house named Rumrgh Stump, with their pet cats Fhtagn and Flo.
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Turing Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
My most unpopular fantasy opinion is that I think authors who do this sort of thing should be blackballed at minimum
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
De-Aging is not just a garish new CGI fad from an industry that has long run out ideas. It's another way for the old to pull up another ladder for the young. Had they de-aged Brando, would De Niro get his break into mainstream movies like Godfather pt 2, to later de-age himself in The Irishman?
Robert De Niro and Marlon Brando as they were in the movie The Godfather Part 2, image courtesy of screenrant
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I am 100% I've seen this in a Cronenberg movie, and it's taking every ounce of parental decency not to tell my 6yo boy 'Hey how would you like to watch a movie about a scientist and a fly?' #AccidentalHorror
Instructions for a lego dalmatian, half way through, showing the horror of a puppy without a lower jaw.
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
It's a little crazy that the security of several free US states is being violated, their citizens abducted by despotic government, and yet nobody is mentioning, or acting upon the 2nd amendment. If there's a school shooting, gun sales go up. If the government comes for you? Tumbleweeds.
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Ah, another terrible book cover for a classic horror. This doesn't show on screen, but this looked like grungy neon orange spray paint stencil work. You know, the aesthetic most commonly associated with Shirley Jackson. IIRC, the back cover was a quote of the VERY FIRST sentence. Lazy and crap.
A picture of the latest hardback of Shirley Jackson's The Haunting of Hill House, a neon orange pastiche of  horror tropes that have little to do with the book.
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I though I'd wandered into an alternate dimension, and discovered an orange dandelion. But a plant identifier thinks it's Hawkweed, which is a slightly cooler name. #wildflowers
An orange Hawkweed flower soaks in the sun beside a pavement. It has a frilly flower petals, bright almost neon orange.
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
My Dad loved movies, he recorded so much from TV on to VHS, editing out the ad breaks. He was good too! I've seen worse professionally edited cuts. But of all the movies he showed us, The 'Burbs stands out as a favourite. To this day I send my brothers gifs about 'Finding Walter' when gardening.
A poster of the movie The 'Burbs with Tom Hanks
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I recently had a meeting an AI consultant, who had mapped out patient pathways at a hospital to allocate beds more efficiently. He mentioned 'not enough staff' several times, but I guarantee none of his pro AI reports will mention, 'maybe hire more staff'.
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Happy Fathers day dads and surrogate dads: the mums, older siblings, grandparents, carers, and office dads. You play a vital role in young lives. My boy and I played our first game of Stuffed Fables, a narrative dice-drafting boardgame, saving a girl from the monsters under her bed.
A game of Stuffed Fables in progress.  a game book open showing the map, miniature stuffed animals on top, coloured dice scattered everywhere.
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Describe your favourite movie in the most misleading way possible. An exiled prince leaves his peaceful village to re-trace the steps of the beast that gave him rabies. Rather than help a progressive matriarchal village, he destroys it with the help of a girl, radicalised by giant werewolves.
A poster for the movie Princess Mononoke, showing a girl holding a film mask and knife, her face smeared with blood. A giant white wolf sits behind her.
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Too Much Spoon @toomuchspoon.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Always wondered how much I'd enjoy a Princess Mononoke game, and turns out I'd be brough to tears by the end of the intro fmv. So, thanks a lot Nomada Studio! #Neva
A woman with billowing white hair holds a horned white wolf cub tight as they both mourn the death of the giant mother wolf, who lays dead to the side.
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