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Melon Baller @toomuchmelon.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

PHIL COLLINS: there’s this girl that’s been on my mind FRIEND: what’s her name? PHIL: sue FRIEND: sue what? PHIL: sue susudio

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Melon Baller @toomuchmelon.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Some in the admin are likely wagering SCOTUS would overturn Texas v Johnson (it was a 5-4 decision even then)

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Toothybj @toothybj.bsky.social · 12/04/2024

Dog date

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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

some frankly amazing AI slop that someone decided to try and post on the r/dataisbeautiful subreddit

an AI slop map of the united states that seems to be trying to indicate what the most popular food is in every state. it contains such gems as Alaska's favorite food being a reddish slab labeled "ALASKA", Oregon's favorite food being what looks like a steak sitting on top of a cereal bowl labeled "APPLE", California's being simultaneously a goblet full of red liquid labeled "SHRIMP COCKTAIL" and a beige slab labeled "TATO", Wyoming's being a crudely drawn bison labeled "WYMONG" and an oblong apple on Alabama labeled "CRANFISH". There is also a square to the right of Florida that just says "SALMON" for no reason.

the same image in context of a reddit post from the subreddit "r/dataisbeautiful" saying it's "the most popular food of each state from voting [OC]"

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Melon Baller @toomuchmelon.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

No text for Oklahoma, just a mysterious ravioli with a vagina

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Melon Baller @toomuchmelon.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Slash the military budget, raise taxes, and budget is balanced with room for universal healthcare. This isn’t actually hard

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Melon Baller @toomuchmelon.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

A rare photo of the Senate parliamentarian

Dumont from TRON - an old man in a sphinx like cyber outfit

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Melon Baller @toomuchmelon.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

I’m with him on regime change, wrong country though

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Melon Baller @toomuchmelon.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

The left apparently is responsible for banning abortions and assassinating Dem officials. Checks out

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Melon Baller @toomuchmelon.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Remembering the pit in my stomach as my daughter wore a purple beret on our Paris vacation

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Melon Baller @toomuchmelon.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Barbara Walters asking a 22yo intern where a girl gets the nerve to flirt with the president of the United States belongs in a sex pest museum of some kind

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Melon Baller @toomuchmelon.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Barbara Walters asking a 22yo intern where a girl gets the nerve to flirt with the president of the United States belongs in a sex pest museum of some kind

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Melon Baller @toomuchmelon.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Yep, and the party continues to feature Bill Clinton at every convention

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Melon Baller @toomuchmelon.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

99% of “woke media” discourse is BS, but kudos to the NYT for sustaining the 1%

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Melon Baller @toomuchmelon.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Finally getting to the heart of the matter

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Melon Baller @toomuchmelon.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

I was almost a Simpsons writer in the show’s early days, but was stymied by a lack of relevant talent and skills

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 11/06/2025

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

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Melon Baller @toomuchmelon.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Sam Altman is literally describing the dawn of Skynet and Terminators

Excerpt from recent Sam Altman blog post: “From here on, the tools we have already built will help us find further scientific insights and aid us in creating better Al systems. Of course this isn't the same thing as an Al system completely autonomously updating its own code, but nevertheless this is a larval version of recursive self-improvement.

There are other self-reinforcing loops at play. The economic value creation has started a flywheel of compounding infrastructure buildout to run these increasingly-powerful Al systems. And robots that can build other robots (and in some sense, datacenters that can build other datacenters) aren't that far off.”

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Melon Baller @toomuchmelon.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

There are people who work for Trump that I believe would actually commit murder on his behalf. Stephen Miller would poison people

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Melon Baller @toomuchmelon.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Middle-aged joggers all look like they’re about to cry

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Melon Baller @toomuchmelon.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Version 9000: imagine if Biden had a senior official who acted like this

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

If President Trump has trouble getting people to tell him they went to Harvard he really does have problems.

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Melon Baller @toomuchmelon.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

it was black noise until cultural appropriation

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Melon Baller @toomuchmelon.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Obi Wan said the force penetrates us so this seems fair

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Melon Baller @toomuchmelon.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

There are many signs of fascism these days but independent federal judges worrying they won’t be protected from violent threats almost tops the charts (pardoning insurrectionists and willfully disregarding due process still occupy the top two slots)

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Melon Baller @toomuchmelon.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

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Melon Baller @toomuchmelon.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

“I can write a column about this”

NY Times headline:
THOMAS L. FRIEDMAN
My First Thought When I Heard Joe
Bidens News
2 MIN READ

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Melon Baller @toomuchmelon.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Given that Trump always accuses his adversaries of misconduct he commits himself, I wonder which celebrities he paid for. (Hulk Hogan?)

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Melon Baller @toomuchmelon.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

Cleveland famously flew around the world having sensitive conversations and conducting diplomacy in the Statue of Liberty

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