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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵

@toofunintucson.bsky.social
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21 & over! Recently got back into filming myself standing on business. Doing this for me. Haven't had sex in 20 years and I'm about to go fucking insane. (Rough is good. Violent is bad. Weird I have to say that.) Be kind. I has a shy.

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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This c*nt's obituary is not coming fast enough.
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k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Share your face for the week
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Bullseye Benjamin Poindexter
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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Best solo session I've had in a WHILE. Glad I got off a medication that was hampering the fun. Got a few more I would like to quit as well. Get back to 100% explosive climax.
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k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Somehow, the concept of a plan has returned.
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Poe Dameron: Somehow, Palpatine Returned
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k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"All the best parts of Shane Gillis rolled down his mother's backside." - my Grandpa, if he were still alive
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k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Time for some late night Flaming Lips. Great. Fucking. Song.
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The Flaming Lips - Bad Days [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by flaminglips
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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie
A still of Philomena Cunk sitting in a theatre with a vacant look on her face and the caption reads, "i'm barely even a person."
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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm kind of boring, I think.
My kink jars.
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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Why is it when some guys cum they look stoic and don't make a noise but when I do it I look like I'm having a seizure on ecstasy while humming Bob Seger??
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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm still here. Had some health issues and some really severe depression. Your brain can really chemically fuck up your horniness.
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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"She should not have gone to a fraternity."
So you agree, men are inherently dangerous, and women should treat them all as if they are a potential threat.
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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just a refresher.
Hog.HogHog
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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
without downloading new pics, describe your gender?
A picture of Riker from TNG saying "Odd looking."
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k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
EAT. THE. RICH.
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Eat The Rich Winnie The Pooh Eating
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k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Hey, nice shoes. Wanna fuck?" (Me, workshopping pickup lines.)
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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I did.
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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Jesus christ. I just pre-came so much I should have just came. Still might.
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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am in a deep Jim Croce mood tonight, y'all.
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I Got a Name (Stereo Version)
YouTube video by Jim Croce - Topic
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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Haven't seen enough men cum today. Also haven't seen enough women cum either. The disappointment is mighty.
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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Show us your face for the week! 🖤
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Nicolas Cage Orgasm Face
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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am horny as Fuck tonight.
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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Quote this post with a pic where you looked hot af
A picture of me in a white button-up shirt with blue verticle striping, wearing a dark blue vest and matching dark blue tie, Oakley gas can sunglasses.

I'd fuck me.
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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
We have a successful launch and are now in orbit. Over.
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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Been edging for like 5 hours now. I've successfully turned my dick into a Saturn V rocket that is going to explode on the pad if I don't launch here pretty soon. Worth it.
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Apollo 11 Rocket Launch Historical Footage
ALT: Apollo 11 Rocket Launch Historical Footage
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k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons
A picture from the 90s Nickelodeon cartoon series "Doug."
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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
A still from Star Trek the Next Generation of Riker throwing leg and the caption reads "odd-looking"
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k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Wow. Bummed. I think someone I really like on here may have blocked me. That fucking sucks. I have no idea what I could have done.
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Playboy @playboy.com · 10/08/2026
Absolute losers.
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Losers Who Wear Smart Glasses Are Filming Women Without Consent
Men wearing smart glasses are reportedly filming women without permission, marking yet another way our digital panopticon is eroding consent.
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k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
***NERD ALERT,***
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Baby Billy: Go Outside Nerd - The Righteous Gemstones
ALT: Baby Billy: Go Outside Nerd - The Righteous Gemstones
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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Why is it when some guys cum they look stoic and don't make a noise but when I do it I look like I'm having a seizure on ecstasy while humming Bob Seger??
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k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
People on here: You know you're following porn and SW accounts, right? Me: What?!?! A grown ass man with grown ass sexual desires following grown ass people who provide satisfaction for said grown ass sexual desires?! What have I become?!... SHUTTHEFUCKUP. I also have a porn account, dingleberry.
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Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey) Funny Mocking Faces
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k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Everything reminds me of them.
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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
For the first time in a long time I knocked it out twice in one go this morning. (This is post double climax.)
A glorious shot of my pretty average, yet very pretty cock.
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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I used to think I just liked watching men cum on and in women. Turns out, I just like watching men cum. I mean, I also do like watching men cum on and in women as well.
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k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Honey, I got Crazy with the Cheezwhiz
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
QTP with a gif of a powerful woman (This woman, Hunter, is a goddess and we should all be praying to her. Just saying.)
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Hunter Schafer as Jules Vaughn in HBO's Euphoria
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MemeStar NSFW @memestarnsfw.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Just had my second ever hands-free orgasm and OH MY FUCKING GOD why aren't we taught this on our teens?!
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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
How it ended.
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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
How it started.
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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If you see this picture you will have good luck and prosperity in your future.
A picture of me with my glorious cock in my hand.
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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Right. On a completely unrelated note, I have a date tonight with actor Riley Reid We're going out for ice cream.
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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Best tug session I've had in a very long time. Wish I had been recording.
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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
For the record, I am very insecure about my size so posting on here is terrifying.
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MemeStar @memestar1.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky 🥺🥰
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Man's Shocked Reaction: That's a Penis!
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Richard_Tucson 🍆 🌵 @toofunintucson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I'll be right with you.
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