Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 3h£37.40 buys you access to the ‘Dirty Martini’ tier. This gives you access to all of the above, plus the door code and location of a bi monthly meet up at an Airbnb *within the M25* for Amol’s famous Cock and Tails gatherings. Please bring your own wet wipes and Mould and Mildew spray. No journalists 110 1
Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 4hI bet they’re playing that on Christmas morning, while the kids are opening their presents. 110 1
Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 4hTLILH is just the sort of mawkish shite I’d expect Davidson to cover. See also most of the tracks. He’s done a ’little bit of politics’ at the end with Part of the Union. An anti Union snide piece of right wing bollocks by the Strawbs. That’ll be right up Jimbo’s straße 010 1
Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 4hIIRC his style wasn’t a million miles away from Dennis Waterman. I’ll wager good money he covered the theme from Minder 110 1
Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 4hIn the same way all those 70’s comics were. They usually had a couple of numbers in their acts, in which they aped Elvis or Dean Martin. He was considered to be the next big thing before the alternative comedians blew his style of ‘comedy’ away. Bernard Manning probably thought he was a ponce 110 1
Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 4hSex Farm, Sex Farm, You’re my Sex Farm, And baby you can’t turn me on 020 2
Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 4hThe full track listing. I want to hear Dolly Parton, but, almost thankfully, I can find no trace of it online. I wonder if it’s about her breasts? Who am I kidding, it’s about her breasts, isn’t it? 100 1
Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 4hThe credits are something. Notably Zak Starkey on drums. www.discogs.com/master/19989...discogs.comJim Davidson - The Jim Davidson AlbumExplore songs, recommendations, and other album details for The Jim Davidson Album by Jim Davidson. Compare different versions and buy them all on Discogs. 100 1
Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 5hLooking forward to the ‘Scent of Amol’ fragrance range, released in time for Christmas. It has notes of hair gel, stale garlic and peppermint with hints of cigar, talc and neglected Ford Capri 020 2
Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 6hDurgan? #callmybluffstatic.klipy.comOh No! Turbaned Character Waving ManicallyALT: Oh No! Turbaned Character Waving Manically 000 0
Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 6hI’m not balding, but I might try a combover. It would complete the set. It’s the only hairstyle I haven’t tried. #comboverhour #callmybluff 020 2
Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 19/10/2026My new inhaler looks like a character from a game. I keep thinking Among Us. 220 2
Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026Having been taken to task by a newspaper columnist from the Guardian over the reaction to the death of Rod Liddle, I fully concur. I didn’t give a shit what they thought and I told them that in a firm, yet polite manner. 000 0
Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026“You can’t hear GIFs” Me:static.klipy.comTales Of The Unexpected MysteryALT: Tales Of The Unexpected Mystery 1172 17
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Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026If you support Arsenal, do you have to watch this every week? Is paint drying too exciting for you? 050 5
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Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026The more you look at it, the more insane it gets. What a strike. #bhafc 1130 13
Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026When we do well, the feed goes crazy. Very busy today. I’ve had to block a lot of spam. #bhafc 020 2
Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026Long uncomfortable journey home in prospect for Palace with those inflatable cups stuffed up their arses. #bhafc 170 7
Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026I thought something like this would help when I flew recently. You’ve confirmed it. I’m doing this next time I fly. 👍 010 1
Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026Are we just supposed to suck it up? If I were the other 19 clubs I’d be preparing to sue the PL into oblivion 010 1
Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026I’ve seen Feb or even March mooted for the earliest resolution for the Man City appeal. This is a ridiculous timetable. We’ve got to play them twice in 3 days before the end of the month. What if they knock us out of the cup and then get kicked out? There is no mechanism to right that wrong #bhafc 100 1
Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026They actually owe you some iq points if you’d watched this 000 0
Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026Also I failed at life. So I have none of these things bar the telly. 010 1
Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026No Kings. WTF. Is that it? Your president is going to burn the whole world down and you wave a few cardboard signs around? French school children have more backbone than you cowards. 131 3
Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026A live action Wacky Races might be quite fun actually, as long as they don’t go bonkers with the special effects. Keep it simple and true to the spirit of the original. I’d go. 010 1
Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026Well done. You just took ownership of that PC and all its issues for life. 🫡 110 1
Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026I’ve spent a lifetime making work, much of which will probably hit the bin after I die. Sometimes I wish I could stop, if only I knew how, until then I continue. 010 1
Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026I’ve spent a life time labouring away to no acclaim whatsoever. I don’t know how to stop. 000 0
Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026Remember when #Newsnight used to be like this?m.youtube.comJeremy Paxman Interviews Michael Howard | BBCYouTube video by BBC Studios 030 3