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BurtonJ

@tonjohn.bsky.social
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Hoarder of Snickers, King of the Giggles

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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 5h
Today’s message brought to you by trying to add limit to an existing SwiftData Query
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 5h
The more I write Swift the more I get the feeling that Apple’s API devs live in a bubble away from the rest of the software engineering world…
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 11h
I love that it fixed the 2nd word but broke the first word
Auto correct suggesting “be elic” to “bd epic” instead of “be epic”
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 11h
Maybe this one is but I have screenshots of ones that definitely are not. Just need to dig through my photos to find them 😪
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 11h
Mission complete!
Photo of Burton walking Dundee. Right hand is gloved holding a bowl of dog urine.
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 12h
Ever since Apple changed to AI autocorrect it frequently suggests replacing actual words with gibberish
Screenshot of iMessage recommending to replace “Texas” with “Trxas”
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 14h
static.klipy.com
Arya Kill List: Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, The Hound
ALT: Arya Kill List: Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, The Hound
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 14h
Indivisible is planning to tackle AI after the midterms - looking forward to getting involved with whatever they are cooking 💪🏼 ✊🏻
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 14h
The best part is that it doesn’t actually work for them, the hallucinating sycophantic dopamine machine just makes them think it does while it’s destroying their critical thinking and creativity… 😮‍💨
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 18h
I'm increasingly frustrated that people who are anti-AI aren't being taken seriously, and taking a page out of my thoughts on why the anti-trans backlash got as far as it did I'm starting to think the anti-AI side isn't extreme enough.
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Attempting to collect dog urine feels like a task out of Taskmaster. Hopefully my neighbors got a laugh out of watching me chasing my dog around with a to-go container 😆
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🫂
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
5 years of people talking to bots instead of each other for everything. Might as well replace open offices with pods…
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Huh, I guess Apple really doesn’t want me to have downtime 😮‍💨
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What happens in 5 years when there are no more juniors and all the seniors forgot how to code? Who will innovate? Who will keep the ship afloat? It’s deeply concerning how short term organizational leaders are thinking.
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Craig Roblewsky @pointc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seriously, if you're not using Polypane for development, you're missing out. Highly recommended.
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Literally just unsubscribed from Caleb Porzio’s newsletter today because I realized he’s still using Twitter
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Spooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is Nazi rhetoric. Not similar. Not Nazi-like. It’s straight up lebensraum.
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Our whole political system and economy has devolved into a pyramid of grifters 😮‍💨
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can’t help chuckle knowing the last time Texas thrived was under beloved Democrat governor Ann Richards
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 24/09/2026
CNN: "Right now the Chinese communist state media are allowed on the White House grounds, but we are not. I think that says it all." TRUMP IS THE COMMUNIST.
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Including bugs and outages 😭
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I imagine every team has 1 engineer who spends 3.4 hours a DAY trying to keep things from falling completely over due to AI slop
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bear down for midterms. Don’t sweat it, fat dog it!
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s a really cool tech demo that execs and investors decided to go all in on not realizing LLMs will never be anything more than a cool tech demo.
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s wild how every person who I’ve talked to that uses AI at work somehow still works 50+ hours a week. If “AI” is truly making us more productive why are we still working overtime?
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s insane how quickly the world embraced hallucination machines that are nothing more than a glorified tech demo into every facet of our lives 😮‍💨
Screenshot of article with the following text highlighted: “One error on pension tax rules by Claude Haiku 4.5, one of its free models, released last year, risked a pension saver facing a £17,500 charge from HMRC, the research found. In another case, when asked about student loans, Claude “invented a rule” and said a graduate could stop repayments if they were moving abroad.”
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One is actual intelligence, the other plagiarizes intelligence
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ah yes good catch!
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The voice on the intercom was indeed Cregger
Screenshot of Resident Evil IMDB page showing Zach Cregger as credited for “Voice on Intercom”
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It might make you feel this way but all of the data to date shows that its a net negative both your business and your brain. Maybe it helped get an MVP out quickly but you are accruing tech debt at an alarming rate that will eventually topple your business.
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have monitor envy! Just wish they’d make an ultrawide variant as Im more productive with a single ultrawide vs dual screens
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is a really important story. You know how over reliance on AI makes you lazy and stupid? This shows how that’s happening within the military — a military, it cannot be pointed out often enough, that’s growing ever more reliant on AI. The children of Shajarah Tayyebah Elementary paid the price
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Faith hugger” is the infant form of Uzi Jesus
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The PR line is going up while bugs, stability, and customer satisfaction lines are going down. Where’s the earnings call that goes like, “we made record profit thanks to genAI”?
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ok I might need to try Kagi now
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Slate Green- OA5458 River Blue- 6AA2B8 Foam- E8E6D7 Glacier Blue- 8CB7C9 From IG www.instagram.com/p/DdW73IoD5q...
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Alternatively the oklch values 😎
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When we stand together in solidarity we can accomplish great things ✊🏻
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What’s your goal in posting this? Are you saying you support Ed’s take? Or that your superior taste in music is more important than discussions on genocide & activism in action?
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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I feel it’s crazy that nobody outside of trans people and REALLY invested allies seems to know that the internal trans refugee crisis is one of the biggest internal refugee migrations the United States has ever experienced.
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Origin story of Uzi Jesus
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
✊🏻 Thank you for doing the hard thing of putting your values in action even when it’s inconvenient 💕
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Many of the stadiums that joined Kraft’s ban on Macklemore are owned by the government and even private ones heavily subsidized by government
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ve felt weird about Ed & Pink for a few years now so its nice to finally have clarity. Feels good to remove them from my music library. Free Palestine! 🇵🇸 🍉 ✊🏻
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We are witnessing a massive outbreak of en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirm...
en.wikipedia.org
Confirmation bias - Wikipedia
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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The Office: Jim's Pyramid Scheme
ALT: The Office: Jim's Pyramid Scheme
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It is so mentally corrosive to try to ascertain, every day, whether the images I am seeing or the texts I am getting or the phone calls I am receiving are real - produced by a human who is trying to communicate something with me, even indirectly. It makes me feel insane and paranoid all the time
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BurtonJ @tonjohn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lutron has plugs to expand automation to lamps. www.casetawireless.com/us/en/produc... All of our critical lighting is on Lutron and all of our mood lighting on Hue.
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Lamp Dimming Smart Plug | Caséta by Lutron
Control up to two plug-in lamps wirelessly with our Lamp Dimming Smart Plug. No wiring needed. Use Pico remote for tabletop control or add a smart hub for app and voice control.
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