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TonesBalones

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Not going to AGDQ, but I will say the people who are taking the half week are doing it right. Nothing good happens after Thursday.
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I'm bored give me a popular music artist I will recommend a song from Umamusume that fits that genre
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
DK Bonanza is literally just game about digging a hole but bigger and more monkeys
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
The "this is kinda funny" to "this is an actually enjoyable game" is so fucking real for Usamusume
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Big GDQ vibes (I am going to bed)
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
If Zohran wins I'm coming to NYC
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Fred Wood @fredtwood.com · 21/06/2025
Hell yeah Mario Kart 64 decompilation PC Port! No high frame rate support yet, but ultrawide is rad! github.com/HarbourMaste...
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Rematch is the first sports game I've played where you actually have to play the sport properly to succeed. You can't just spam the ball forward, and that makes good plays so much more rewarding.
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Odme @odme.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
on everyone's SOUL we are BANNING AMIIBO from speedruns DAY 1 🔥🔥🔥
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
The movie Like Mike is a magical girl anime
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I sincerely feel bad for anybody who used to make Nintendo Lo-Fi music. The Mario kart world soundtrack just put you out of business for a decade
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Nevermind. See you on June 5th :)
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Just born unlucky I guess. All 3 stores last night I got to checkout and it didn't work. Target cancelled immediately after getting a successful order. GameStop was totally useless online.
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Remember to check in on your local white boys this weekend. Ask them "who do you think will win the Masters?" They love that sort of thing.
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Once again too lazy to make a bingo card. Instead I will say Splatoon 4. Enjoy the direct
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Playing The Gang got me practicing the casino shuffle between hands so I can play more Gang per hour
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Is Splatoon a hero shooter?
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I have never seen more of a cross section melting pot than at my pickle ball court. May not be everyone's experience, but there is a very diverse crowd in this scene and it's awesome to see.
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Aaand sold out again
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Looks like The Gang is finally back in stock. This is one of the best $15 board game on the market right now. Super easy to play, and we've dumped dozens of hours in it already. a.co/d/3HamHQZ
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The Gang | Grown-Up Toy of The Year Finalist | Co-Operative Poker | Family Game | Game Night | Strategy Game | Ages 10+
In this cooperative poker game, round up your gang and get ready to pull off a series of bank heists using the power of poker! In this innovative, cooperative version of a poker game, players bet on how good they think their hand of cards will be relative to the other players, and then try to make their predictions a reality. Early in a round, without talking to each other, each player chooses a chip indicating how good they think their hand is. Then they begin dealing cards in the middle of the table and have a chance to reassess their hands as more cards are revealed. At the end of the round, players see if they correctly evaluated their hand. If all players did, you get to open one of the bank vaults! If not, you trip the alarm! If you manage to open three vaults before you trip the alarm three times, your gang wins!
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Official Pokemon battler coming to mobile devices is so dangerous. I'm cooked.
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
The internet culture is ripe for a reboot of SM64 brainrot creepypasta. If anyone knows anything about 64 modding you could make the next Skibidi Toilet.
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Idea: bar trivia but it's all SAT style questions. Instead of competing for points you just get $5 off your meal if your score is good enough to get into your state university.
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Yeah
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
TikTok going dark is not going to have any effect on the culture of our day to day lives. It was empty content before, and we will seek empty content in the future.
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
The speed of the Internet has destroyed common culture. You used to be able to make friends just by talking about a cartoon on TV or Pokemon. Now there's 1000 different sub cultures and in-groups so it's impossible to find commonality.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Honest question, @InternetHippo
I'm not a political expert but if you eliminated hamas but killed my whole family in the process my first move would be to start hamas 2
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Last night I watched both "reboot" movies of the Fantastic Four. The 2015 one is absolutely terrible, just dogshit character development and Dr. Doom was an incel weenie. 2005 still holds up, as seen in the screenshot below. (Dr. Doom was still an inch but actually a worthy foe.)
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Aaron - Thorgi's Haunted Arcade @thorgisarcade.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
This is what owning a Sega Dreamcast felt like
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PayneTrain @paynetrain.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I love GDQ, man #AGDQ2025
A meme image format of a Patrick Star to SpongeBob alley oop. The text reads “another 2.5 million for prevent cancer foundation”.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
You can't just ban Tik Tok without creating educational programs for helping those people reintegrate into society. We have to teach them to talk normal again and stop saying stuff like "The way they cooked and ate my ass"
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felineki.bsky.social @felineki.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Was watching Pannenkoek's new video about Goombas and was reminded of a particular music video from the old days of Cartoon Network. So I just couldn't help myself...
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Apparently my local Play it Again Sports is having a 50% off one item sale. What should I buy?
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Had a fun interaction at the thrift store. An older guy asks "are you wearing a dress?" "Yeah." "You didn't vote for Trump did you?"
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I genuinely think it would be easier for the progressive left to run a couple dozen "dark horse" Republican candidates than it would be to try and change Democratic leadership. The Democrats hate progressives more than Republicans do.
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Cap’n Claood ⚓ @claood.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
#MarioAndLuigiBrothership #MarioAndLuigi
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Just finished Brothership. What a fantastic game! I think this is just how people feel when they finish an RPG but I wouldn't know because I don't play real RPGs.
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Me and my favorite Pokemon
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Changing my mind on this. Brothership owns there is so much content in this game, and they clearly took their time making it look nice. It does suck to have this many fetch quests, but I'm having a good time. Switch game of the year for me.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
This is one that I genuinely think will be printed in history books one day to show how insane American media culture became. CBS News presenting ethnic cleansing as a housing policy to be compared with home construction tax incentives.
CBS Graphic: 

HOUSING PROPOSALS

TRUMP / VANCE
CHANGING REGULATIONS & MAKING FEDERAL LAND
AVAILABLE
MASS DEPORTATION TO EASE DEMAND
LIVE

HARRIS/ WALZ
$25,000 DOWN
PAYMENT ASSISTANCE

TAX INCENTIVES FOR BUILDERS
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Mario and Luigi Brothership took a hella long time to get going. I'm really not a fan of the pacing.
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
I'm genuinely curious how many men are like me, wanting to wear dresses, but no interest in being trans or non-binary. More specifically, I wonder how many men would if social pressure was not an influence.
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Eiji @seminolemonstars.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Our Halloween costume @bird650.bsky.social @tylerscheid.bsky.social. love these dudes
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Last night I had a long day at work, a terrible floorball game, and the morning news of Trump winning. But then I got a notification that my pack stamina was ready to open a booster pack and it made everything a little better.
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Bernie hasn't been wrong a single time since 1992. Just a menace of correct takes.
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TonesBalones @tonesbalones.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
I'm here on bsky now :)
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