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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles

@tomstea.bsky.social
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theater artist and Twitch streamer | Minnesota's favorite deep sea horror | they/them | linktr.ee/tomstea

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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What if I just became an absolute sexual deviant freak on this account
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hehehe, I DMed you on Discord so we can make this Happen™
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Same!
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The name "Mxter Morningstar" would go so hard as a drag king name. Is anyone using it?
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If the specialty grocery stores around here fail me in this quest, I might have to resort to that...
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What's an enby gotta do to get some mortadella and marcona almonds around here?
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There's no rule saying I can't have peanut butter Ramen noodles for breakfast
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Z. BoogeyMann Zilla, Semi-Pro Ghoulball @pandangit.com · 07/09/2026
I was inspired.
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i will never not share this whenever it comes back into my life
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I shall keep this in mind
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
AAAAAAH PINKY
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'd like to think that the venn diagram of people who appreciate that sticker and people who steal bikes are two separate circles
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sometimes I wonder if my "here I go on my gay little bike" sticker on my e-bike is an effective deterrent for bike thieves
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Oooh, I'll look into it! Frankly, this game is dangerous, I got sucked in for hours
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Like the save button is you clicking on your little Dutch bike, are you kidding me. I want to go to there.
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm just glad it wasn't fucking Mouthwashing
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My partner introduced me to "Restory: Chill Electronics Repairs" You're offering me that much money and all I gotta do is repair electronics in Tokyo in the 2000s? Where do I sign up???
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Rowan MacColl @skulkingfoxes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
During covid, I started this series of illustrations interpreting tarot cards. I eventually got distracted by work but these are still some of my favorite illustrations. I was really pushing myself in terms of storytelling.
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It's the Maya Land Collage Tarot based out of the UK. I usually include the deck name in the alt text too ☺️
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oops! All Swords #TarotSky
A table with three tarot cards. The art is in a collage style (Maya Land Collage Tarot). The three cards are King of Swords, Two of Swords, and 7 of Swords
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Happy birthday, Joseph! Looking forward to seeing this film tomorrow! In the meantime, have an octopus bursting out of a confetti ball!
A cartoon image of an orange octopus bursting jubilantly out of a confetti ball (kusudama)
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Uffda!
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
So. many. misophonia. triggers
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I need that in my face, stat
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It's not even a trick, it's a type of storytelling performance. It's why I don't claim any type of clairvoyance if anyone asks, that feels dishonest to me
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
damn, I wish I'd thought of that lol
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
None pronouns for me, thank you!
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I gave a reading for someone once about their romantic life, and I still remember how the story I told about them moved them to tears (in a good way)
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
That's the interesting thing about being a secular reader. I know it's just a storytelling format with cards and archetypes and interpreting the art, but it can be super powerful even if you understand the trick
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
welcome... to Night Vale.
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Y'all are so stinkin' CUTE
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
How does one win ArtFight, exactly?
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hi all, Minnesota's favorite deep sea horror reaching out with another mutual aid request. My brother's cat Goob is recently diagnosed diabetic, and he's raising funds to cover the emergency vet bill. Anything helps! gofund.me/a0398cc52
A black cat resting on a blanket with pink vet wrap on his little paw, and a tiny little IV
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I also have more cat pics where that came from, if that sweetens the deal for any of y'all
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hi all, Minnesota's favorite deep sea horror reaching out with another mutual aid request. My brother's cat Goob is recently diagnosed diabetic, and he's raising funds to cover the emergency vet bill. Anything helps! gofund.me/a0398cc52
A black cat resting on a blanket with pink vet wrap on his little paw, and a tiny little IV
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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
there are only two genders. neither of them is "boy." you have yet to discover the true second gender. I have such sights to show you.
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Call it "Brunch Bike Reviews" or something
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I've definitely ridden my bike to go to brunch, and that's a lovely time! There's a brand of box bikes called Bunch Bikes, and that's what I was punning off here
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I keep reading "Bunch bike" as "brunch bike" and now I have Ideas...
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
P I E
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
happy birthday!
A confetti ball (kusudama) with an octopus popping out of it
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Did you get your birthday biscuits and gravy?
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I won an erotic fanfic competition with a reading of my original story "Cutthroat Kitchen: BDSM Edition"
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I need this in my face, stat
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Johnny Rebeck @johnnyrebeck.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
some times you just gotta say "nyum nyum nyum" while you eat
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
He activated your special interest trap card
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hey y'all, haven't shared this around in a bit, but I'm still helping to fundraise to get my friend's car back on their feet (or tires in this case). Anything helps, whether it's donations, shares, or kind words of encouragement: gofund.me/2d76152b2 #MutualAid
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Donate to Help Ash Get Back on the Road Safely, organized by Tom Teeple
I’m writing this on behalf of my friend Ash. She’s funny and kind, and very passionate… Tom Teeple needs your support for Help Ash Get Back on the Road Safely
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
ahh, gotcha. hard agree on that point
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
That's so weird, because I got an air quality alert texted to me from the same number I got the heat warnings from
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