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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles

@tomstea.bsky.social
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theater artist and Twitch streamer | Minnesota's favorite deep sea horror | they/them | linktr.ee/tomstea

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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oops! All Swords #TarotSky
A table with three tarot cards. The art is in a collage style (Maya Land Collage Tarot). The three cards are King of Swords, Two of Swords, and 7 of Swords
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Happy birthday, Joseph! Looking forward to seeing this film tomorrow! In the meantime, have an octopus bursting out of a confetti ball!
A cartoon image of an orange octopus bursting jubilantly out of a confetti ball (kusudama)
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hi all, Minnesota's favorite deep sea horror reaching out with another mutual aid request. My brother's cat Goob is recently diagnosed diabetic, and he's raising funds to cover the emergency vet bill. Anything helps! gofund.me/a0398cc52
A black cat resting on a blanket with pink vet wrap on his little paw, and a tiny little IV
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
happy birthday!
A confetti ball (kusudama) with an octopus popping out of it
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Look, this RPG book and set of teal dice just happened to fall into my bag! What was I supposed to do, *not* buy them??? Unrelated, anyone want to play Visigoths vs. Mall Goths? I might make this the first game I run
a copy of the RPG Visigoths vs Mall Goths. the cover features a vaguely Scandinavian warrior and a person with blue hair and black clothes. on top of the book is a clear box of teal dice with glitter accent and gold numbering
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
we don't usually see each others headers, but here's mine. quote post with yours (if you like) I took this photo in my first apartment where I lived on my own, and now it's a perfect header image for Minnesota's Favorite Deep Sea Horror
A dish drainer with plates, a pot lid, and some bright coral red tentacles in the silverware caddy
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Today's daily draw from the Wild Unknown Tarot. Go touch some grass in celebration of the weekend
two tarot cards on a desk: one is The Empress, depicted as a tree under a crescent moon, and the 4 of Wands, which is four sticks crossed to form a diamond pattern
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Ah yes, the three genders. #TarotSky
Three Death tarot cards: first is a reaper in fabulous heels, labeled the "Coming Out" card; next is a skeleton archer with a bow and arrow; third is a sunny scene with a skeleton holding a mushroom. All three Death cards are in the Alleyway Tarot deck
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It snowed on the tail end of the ride but that didn't stop me!
Selfie of Tom all snowy
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Had a fun Saturday at the Pastry Ride hosted by @perennialcycle.bsky.social and then rode to a friend's house. Ended up clocking over 20 miles on the bike! #30DaysOfBiking
A selfie of Tom wearing a black moon phase hat, rainbow glasses, a black kufiyeh, and a grey sweaterA red step-thru ebikeA mural of fish, including some coelacanths12-foot Home Depot skeleton menacing the LynLake neighborhood
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
No love for "please. My wets."????
A tweet by Ebert (@horsedivorce) that reads "me: can you dust my wets?

server: you can just ask for Parmesan cheese

me, confused, lifts all of my spaghetti with my hands: please. My wets."
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
A pink and purple sunrise seen through a dining room window
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Showed a little more skin on stream than usual. I kinda like this look!
A selfie of Tom wearing a zip up hoodie over a moon phase bralette, ocean tattoos on full display
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I get a little nostalgic for college when I make these
Two eggs in a basket and the little bread rounds in a frying pan, just starting to sizzle
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Tonight! I'll be doing a special stream with @pandangit.com where we play through The Beginner's Guide and talk about the many connections to tarot in the game! The fun starts at 6 PM CT at twitch.tv/tom_s_tea! #TwitchSky #TarotSky
A screenshot of a Twitch layout with Tom sitting at a desk with a blue glowing microphone, and Zilla (a cartoon panda wearing a kilt, a T-shirt, and glasses) standing on their shoulder
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I think I'm hilarious
A freezer bag of chopped celery and carrots. The bag is labeled "Instant mirepoix (just add onions)"
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Me too, monstera at the tea shop.
A monstera plant held up by a stake, with a hand-written sign that says "Please leave me be... I'm trying to exist. 🩷". There's also a little statue in the pot of two skeletons canoodling in a bubble bath.
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I'm currently sick and this post made me laugh myself into a coughing fit
A Tumblr post from the following users:

sisterofiris Sep 15, 2019

Hey students, here's a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you're seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with "dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I'll be alive to come tomorrow and I'm sorry, best slutantions, [name]".

yay855 Sep 18, 2019

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I'd probably believe they were sick.

rox-and-prose Sep 19, 2019

"Slutantions" has me crying laughing

hydro-punk 1h ago

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

"I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue"

the subject line was "OW
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I have a gnarly cold, and asked the Goblin for some orange juice. He brought me what I can only describe as a 40 of orange juice in a glass jug, which was exactly what I needed
A truly gargantuan bottle of orange juice on a nightstand
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
A screenshot of Willem DaFoe as Norman Osbourne from Spider-Man (2002). The top caption reads "You know", the bottom caption reads "I'm something of a wickie myself"
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I've finally set up a way to book a tarot reading through my Ko-Fi! If you're in need of advice from Minnesota's favorite deep sea horror, get you some Fortunes From The Deep today! ko-fi.com/tomstea/comm... #TarotSky
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I had the pleasure of joining my friends on their podcast Film School Slacker to discuss the 2019 indie darling, The Lighthouse! Check it out here: filmschoolslacker.com/episodes/fli...
Meme made by MellonMuin: A picture of Willem DaFoe as Norman Osbourne from Spider-Man, with text that reads "You know/I'm something of a wickie myself"
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I can't remember if I posted this selfie the day of, but this is when I got my hair cut and felt super fresh!
a selfie of Tom on the couch, magenta hair freshly fluffed and shaved, wearing a lil makeup, black browline glasses, a skull pendant, and a black T-shirt
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Made myself a cafe Cubano, I think I've finally mastered it!
A moka pot on a lit stove with the lid offa red espresso cup full of frothy sweet cafe Cubano
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I've got some new followers, so I should mention that I stream on Twitch twice a week. I play indie games, adventure games, and indie adventure games, and host a monthly tarot stream for subscribers to request readings. Come join the #CultOfTheTentacle!
A selfie of Tom with a microphone in the foreground that emits a teal and green light.
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Even though it was 84°F I still made a fontina grilled cheese and some tomato soup
A blue plate with a blue bowl with some tomato soup, and a grilled cheese sandwich cut in half
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Me to the police:
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I have been enjoying the hell out of @bitterkarella.bsky.social's new book! Also just watched Annihilation last night and couldn't help but notice some of the similarities in setting
A hand holding a copy of the book Moonflow by Bitter Karella
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
So many rat sins that were confessed #MNFringe
A completed sin bingo card from Rat Mass at the Minnesota Fringe Festival
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
These sins seem very vibes-based... #MNFringe
A sin bingo sheet with different symbols and a pink crayon
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
My transformation from mild-mannered office worker into Minnesota's favorite deep sea horror is complete!
A selfie of Tom, with red, blue, and purple hair, rainbow glasses, black lipstick, a black dress, and sea tattoos on full displayA mirror photo of Tom in a black dress
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I touched so much grass last night at the DJ ride run by @joyfulridersclub.bsky.social and had a blast!
A selfie of Tom, wearing a brown bandana on their head, rainbow glasses, an opalite necklace, and a black T-shirt with their tattoos on full displayTom standing on the Sabo bridge with Minneapolis in the background, with their red ebikeA line of cyclists climbing up the Sabo bridge in the background, and a person in the foreground wearing a palm print shirt, jeans, and cowboy boots, with light-up devil sticksA selfie of Tom wearing a bike helmet, forgetting their headlamp is on
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Always look for Funny Background Events when you're watching something. Your patience will be rewarded (courtesy of @mellonmuin.bsky.social)
A screen shot (rather a shot of a screen) from Schmigadoon s1e3 of an eye chart on Dr. Lopez's wall. It reads "L/OP/EZIS/VERYE/XTREMELY/HANDSOMEW/OULDYOUNOTAGREE"
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Name a game with a 10/10 soundtrack: Mouthwashing (2024)
A screenshot from Mouthwashing: against a background of stars, Curly sits in a wooden chair, wearing bandages and a dirty hospital gown, and is on fire. Jimmy kneels at his feet with his head in his hands, trying to rationalize his actions for the entire game as heroic somehow
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I don't think Bluesky lets me DM images but I preordered in January!
A screenshot of an Amazon preorder of Moonflow
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I still love these photo booth photos of us from his birthday last year, they perfectly encapsulate our relationship
A series of photo booth photos. From top: Rem and Tom looking sweet, Tom panicked while Rem smiles creepily at them, Rem and Tom with their faces close together, and Rem has his tongue out, and Tom sweetly kissing Rem's cheek. The bottom says "GREETINGS FROM HELL" "Hell's Kitchen" "Damn good food"
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Well, I am now! (I should have gotten a full body shot but I'm sure it's not the last time I'll wear this)
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Also I'm very late, but here are the pictures from seeing @sarahandthesafeword.com back in February
Bathroom mirror selfie of Tom in all blacksSelfie of Tom with all members of Sarah and the Safe Word; from left: Maddox, Jeff, Kienan, Sarah, and Beth
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I had a blast! Even got to meet some friends from online, and Shayfer himself!
Selfie of Tom with new friend from the showSelfie of Tom and Shayfer James
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Going to see @shayferjames.bsky.social and Sparkbird with my little brother tonight!
A selfie of Tom and their brother, who is almost shadowedTom with a blue drink that matches their blue nails Tom fully made up, sea tattoos on full display
Julian mugging for the camera with a michelada
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Couldn't resist getting a picture of my most recent sea creature tattoo against the teal blue bathwater
A photo of my calf in a bath dyed teal blue by a bath bomb. The tattoo is of a firefly squid holding onto a bike wheel
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
A photo of an octopus overflow drain cover in a bathtub full of sparkly dark blue water
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Just some Animal Crossing: New Horizons. I'm bumming around and catching fish, mostly listening to the waves roll in
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
It's Monday night, time for video games
A selfie of Tom looking very relaxed. Their sea tattoos are on full display and they're holding a Switch controller
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Icon vs. user Too human for my taste, tbh
A cartoon image of a teal fish person (with fins and gills) with many sets of eyes, blue hair, fangs, red lipstick, and long black stilleto claws. The fish person wears a black and white plaid shirt with a trans pride buttonA not cartoon human wearing black browline glasses and a black shirt. Their hair is wavy and colored purple, magenta, and blue, and they have a green lip stud
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
My viewers on Twitch will send me pics of my stream on their TVs. Look at the immaculate vibes of this one! #TomOnTheBigScreen
an image of a dark blue living room with a TV in the center. the TV shows an image of a dark blue sky full of clouds, stars, and a crescent moon, and an orange lake. the text says "Be Right Back"
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Post a ship that's not star wars or star trek.
An image of the cockpit of the Tulpar, the ship featured in the video game Mouthwashing. A control panel and navigation console lit with green screens and lights, a display in the center says "WARNING" in all caps. There is a big red button in the center of the console covered with a safety cover, for all the good it will do.
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Happy belated birthday!
An octopus jumps out of a confetti ball
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
exactly! Like these doggies:
Henry, a tri collie (black, white and tan fur) looks up at me from the grey sofa, his ears floppy but at attentionSallah, a sable rough collie (looks like Lassie) with heterochromia (one blue eye and one brown eye) looks down at me from where he's perched next to me on the sofa
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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles @tomstea.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
post a meme made by you (Japanese and English translation)
A screenshot from Princess Mononoke: Gonza (a bald man in Muromachi-era clothes) screams at the camera, while Lady Eboshi (wearing a red kimono with a navy overcoat) looks on skeptically. The caption says "俺の金ピカのけつを噛め!"A screenshot from Princess Mononoke: Gonza (a bald man in Muromachi-era clothes) screams at the camera, while Lady Eboshi (wearing a red kimono with a navy overcoat) looks on skeptically. The caption says "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
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