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Once and probably future Prestidigitator John. Editor and writer for an undisclosed publication. Auguste Piccard and Frank Wilhoit stan. Pope Sixtus VI papal name advocate. Aeneid hater. He/him.

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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 1m
big oof
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 5m
involves throwing a strike sometime though
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 8m
oof. come on popes, you can do it
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 1h
it's all right we'll do it at night
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 1h
that does not seem super great tbh
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 1h
Sky Captain and the Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad World of Tomorrow
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 1h
it's a mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad world according to garp
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 1h
I do hope other democrats are taking notes here
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 1h
mike collins (ossoff's opponent) face on the "(chuckles) I'm in danger" simpsons kid's body
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 2h
seven-person zoom debate so i dunno if that gives a good sense of how he'd be in a two or three-person in person debate. Also, not gonna watch 1:27:34 or whatever that was.
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 2h
apparently the other main candidate was Teresa Tomlinson en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teresa_... who had some heavy hitters endorsing her (including Hank Aaron). She did apparently quit politics after the race but not clear that it was Ossoff's fault.
en.wikipedia.org
Teresa Tomlinson - Wikipedia
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 2h
how was he in the 2020 primaries?
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 2h
mike collins' face over the simpsons kid going "(chuckles) I'm in danger"
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 2h
the look on collins' face is something
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 3h
Claro que SI
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 4h
It is going to be a long month to November, a longer winter to January, and a very long road to 2029. Only way out is through, the way through is out.
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 4h
Hoping for a particular decedent
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matty @mattio.bsky.social · 10h
This is wild - somebody did a deep dive into the real stories behind this famous XKCD: sheets.works/data-viz/hol...
an XKCD comic showing a precariously assembled tower of blocks. much is labelled "all modern digital infrastructure." a thin leg down at the bottom is labelled "A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003."
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 4h
Marco probably youtu.be/JdR7sXjNE6k?...
youtu.be
El Cuarteto de Nos - No Somos Latinos (Letra)
YouTube video by Enola Panorama
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 5h
News in Photo:
Elon Musk says Alberta should separate from Canada just like his wives and adult children separated from him
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 6h
Claro que si
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 6h
they couldn’t get the copyright for EPOXY
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 6h
his power was to glue stuff together
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 7h
Definitely Professor X
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 7h
Just get a copy of the sims or dwarf fortress
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 8h
On second thoughts drop the “probably”
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 8h
In Chicago probably Spanish
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 9h
Much as I like a Cinderella story (and of course I’m rooting for the Popes to go all the way) it’s good to have a baseline.
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 9h
It is kind of nice that the obvious three best teams are all through to the LCS
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 9h
No no it was great when I was a cynical 20-something but has inexplicably started catering to fucking annoying kids
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 10h
There’s a Covid episode of the Four Seasons season 2 (but it ducks actual death).
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 11h
Thanks! The editor who was primarily responsible for the story has confirmed it was an oops and should just be Major General.
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 12h
Re-upping this. I think the author probably just got it wrong but I’m open to the possibility that this was a rank the U.S. army used from 1830 to 1850 or something.
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 13h
This is the content I come here for.
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 13h
like all right thinking people without prior attachments i'm rooting for the chicago popes, but it is also kind of nice that the obvious best team in the AL and the two obvious best teams in the NL are in the LCS's
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 14h
if you make a hitler-shaped exception the government will squish people into hitler-shaped molds
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 14h
I filled this out, although my job (on the staff of the in-house publication of a nonprofit) is very atypical based on stuff I've read here & elsewhere. Relatively low impact from AI apart from some of the reports I edit from volunteers being longer & more fluent (but not more useful from my pov)
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 21h
Homers
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Zohran Mamdani is living proof it is possible to be anti-Zionist without being antisemitic, and some antisemitic anti-Zionists AND some right-wing Zionists will never forgive him for that.
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(assuming you get the dollars in electronic format and not in the form of (eventually) a black hole that destroys the universe)
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think that would be very difficult but probably possible using only a portion of your infinite dollars
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And that’s before chat gpt
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think Stray sold pretty well
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kimberly Gully Foyle
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She outran her polls by a lot in the primary. Maybe the ice occupation broke polling in mn in some way?
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So what’s dwarf fortress
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Asi, si si si!
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Which Republican aligned person gives the Secret Speech after It Happens
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some epic videos for the socials
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