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Tom Rhymer

@tomrhymer.bsky.social
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Author and narrator. Odd duck who is often painfully sincere. Honi soit qui mal y pense. Check out tomrhymer.com! #BookSky

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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Release day, release day…I love release day!!
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Huzzah! My latest book has gone live! If you would enjoy a medieval romance between two knights set in the crusades, this is the book for you! www.amazon.ca/Unwise-Love-...
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Hey all, haven’t posted in a while because everything has just seemed so insane. But I’m still writing what I love!
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Andrew Boden @andrewbodenwrites.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
You’re invited!
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
When your dead wife won’t stop trying to kill you, and the damn fae get involved… www.amazon.com/Strange-Corn...
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Strange Corners
Amazon.com: Strange Corners eBook : Rhymer, Tom: Kindle Store
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Christina @christina-subaru.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Wild medieval adventure romance? Roguish space pirates? Sexy Vikings? Legally dubious mafia weddings? You can find them all at tomrhymer.com!
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HOME | Tom Rhymer Books
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Do we make caricatures of people (BBQ Bro, Karen, etc.) because we encounter too damn many people? It just seems so reductive.
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
If you like Viking erotic romance, BOY do I have good news for you. The good news is that I write Viking erotic romance. In case that wasn’t clear.
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
M/M adventure romance set in the medieval Kingdom of Jerusalem: www.amazon.com/Non-Nobis-No...
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Non Nobis: Not For Us
Non Nobis: Not For Us - Kindle edition by Rhymer, Tom. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Non Nobis: Not For Us.
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I’m really enjoying my own frienaissance with TTRPGs right now. It’s a wonderful return! :)
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Few years back I had enormous fun narrating “The Shadow Over Innsmouth,” this fact notwithstanding.
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Another shameless promo, you say? Why, yes it is! I invite you to enjoy Non Nobis, an M/M romance set in the Kingdom of Jerusalem. www.amazon.com/Non-Nobis-No...
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Non Nobis: Not For Us
Non Nobis: Not For Us - Kindle edition by Rhymer, Tom. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Non Nobis: Not For Us.
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Okay, let’s hear it! Favourite opening line to a novel. Here’s mine: “The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.” -William Gibson, Neuromancer
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
It’s always been true.
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
But enough about me…let’s talk about my books! www.amazon.com/Not-Long-Roa...
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Not By a Long Road
Not By a Long Road - Kindle edition by Rhymer, Tom . Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Not By a Long Road.
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Dan "Mr. Bones and Me" Greene @dmgreene.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
You morons, you can't repeat the Gilded Age. That's not how history works--it only goes in one direction. Now let me take a big sip of coffee and make sure no nihilistic young Italians have built homemade weapons with which to assassinate robber barons.
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Sometimes it’s better not to pay attention too closely.
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AQH Publications @aqhpublications.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Happy #selfpromosaturday folks!! We wanna see all your #ttrpg, #novels, #art or anything else that you've written, drawn or made that's out in the world. 💚Remember to Boost this post 💙Check out / boost others in the thread. 💜Follow our Kickstarter prelaunch pages
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Coming soon: Vildheim - New Rules Lite D10 TTRPG
A complete System and Setting. Inspired by The Witcher, Bloodborne and Scandinavian Myths
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I LOVE Champions Cup rugby. You never know what to expect!
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Adam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Shortly after this photo was taken, Sumo wrestler Kitanowaka Daisuke pushed the Royal Albert Hall out of the ring, winning his bout.
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Walt Kelly knew.
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Words to live by.
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I think about this a lot.
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 03/12/2024
Goal of the protagonist in: French novel: "to fall in love" British novel: "to get married" Russian novel: "to become a great man" American novel: "to kill that fuckin' whale, man. I want that GOD DAMN whale to die. FUCK, I hate whales so much!!"
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Do you want sexy Vikings? Because this is how you get sexy Vikings! www.amazon.com/Witch-Warrio...
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Witch and Warrior (Viking Masters Book 1)
Witch and Warrior (Viking Masters Book 1) - Kindle edition by James, Delta, Rhymer, Tom. Paranormal Romance Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Questions I ponder:
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Do you want sexy space pirates? Because this is how you get sexy space pirates! www.amazon.com/House-Rogues...
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House of Rogues (The Pleasure House of Tarma Book 2)
House of Rogues (The Pleasure House of Tarma Book 2) - Kindle edition by Rhymer, Tom. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading House of Rogues (The Pleasure House of Tarma Book 2).
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
It’s all about consistency.
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
That’s just science.
A photograph of a group of geese flying, and this startling observation: “Ever notice when geese fly in a v formation, one side is longer than the other? This is because there are more geese on that side.”
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Breaking news for fashion-forward orcas!
Headline: Wearing A Salmon On Your Head Is Back In Fashion For Orcas
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
The supervillain we deserved
Mads Mikkelsen in Casino Royale with a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos in front of him. He observes archly, “It appears that your hippo is not as famished as you claimed, Mr. Bond.”
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Question for the romance readers out there: does it make a difference in the way you read when you know the gender of the author?
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
For those who are new, may I courteously recommend my latest novel, Non Nobis? It’s a historical romance between two knights, set in the Crusades.
Cover of novel Non Nobis, featuring two medieval knights posing moodily.
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
No f*cks given in Arabian folk tales
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Discovered in Florence, presented without further comment.
“No entry” sign, which has a sticker on it that says “Yankee go home.”
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Blame it on the stars!
Learn astrology and blame the planets!
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
When you want to go on Crusade but you’re still carrying a little holiday weight…
Suit of armour for a hefty fella
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
When on the red carpet in Cannes, I must express the importance of comfy shoes.
On the red carpet in Cannes, resplendent in comfy shoes.
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
They came out SWINGING
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
It always comes back to the fish. www.amazon.com/Strange-Corn...
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Channeling the spirit of Restigouche Sam.
I leap in synchronous motion with the statue of a salmon.
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Me: “Mornin, Sam.” Crushing existential dread and fear of my own mortality: “Mornin, Ralph.”
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Missouri is the heart of America’s strategic cheese reserve. I just wanted to type that sentence.
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
On my gravestone, I want it written that I was the Gloria Estefan of yodelling.
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
You have to ask yourself: what if the couch sitting in your living room is the best couch you’ll ever own?
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Playing DnD tonight with a dear group of friends. Been a while, but we’re getting back into it!
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
www.amazon.ca/Non-Nobis-No...
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Non Nobis: Not For Us eBook : Rhymer, Tom: Amazon.ca: Boutique Kindle
Non Nobis: Not For Us eBook : Rhymer, Tom: Amazon.ca: Boutique Kindle
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
New novel out! It’s called Non Nobis, and it’s about two gay knights in the Crusades. Shoot me a message if you’d like to know more! :)
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Tom Rhymer @tomrhymer.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
First post. I write novels that sell extremely badly, narrate audiobooks that do rather well, and read a lot of books. I sometimes get angry or sad about politics. My guilty pleasure is reality tv, and my favourite sport is rugby. Hello to the indifferent universe!
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