Reposted by I'mNotTomIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131723351
I'mNotTom @tompellvis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026As someone from the Annapolis area I can confidently tell you he will be Vice President of (insert some unknown department here) in 5 years. Nobody will know where he came from, why he was hired or what he does. He will get along with everyone at the office and retire with 10x the weath as you. 000
Reposted by I'mNotTomDeke Fanboy (welcome back lad!) @sjbrewer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Awkward moment in the Brazilian top flight: Coritiba player falls into a tunnel celebrating against Chapecoense, only for the goal to be ruled out for offside 36795236
I'mNotTom @tompellvis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The Beststatic.klipy.comBigchief Ham Porter from The SandlotALT: Bigchief Ham Porter from The Sandlot 010
I'mNotTom @tompellvis.bsky.social · 29/06/2026static.klipy.comI Seen't It Seenit MemeALT: I Seen't It Seenit Meme 000
I'mNotTom @tompellvis.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Trying to think of the brand of frozen microwavable fries that were crazy expensive and came in a box that separated each individual fry? 010
I'mNotTom @tompellvis.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Hasek in Hockey, Pujols in Baseball, either Bruce Smith or Josh Allen in Football 000
I'mNotTom @tompellvis.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I went on a first date to that movie. Tom Cruise's "Respect the Cock, Tame the Pussy." did not work well. 100
I'mNotTom @tompellvis.bsky.social · 24/05/2026static.klipy.comDominique Says 'Absolutely Not' on Family Feud CanadaALT: Dominique Says 'Absolutely Not' on Family Feud Canada 000
Reposted by I'mNotTomYours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 22/05/2026#RIP Rob Base variety.com/2026/music/n...variety.comRob Base, ‘It Takes Two’ Rapper, Dies at 59Rob Base, one-half of Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock and best known for the hit 'It Takes Two,' has died. He was 59. 6214106
Reposted by I'mNotTomvictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 17/05/2026i’m too emotionally physically and mentally frail for a game 7 man 2676
I'mNotTom @tompellvis.bsky.social · 13/05/2026static.klipy.comElton John Performing Live: That's ItALT: Elton John Performing Live: That's It 010
I'mNotTom @tompellvis.bsky.social · 13/05/2026This offensive to me as a Sabres fan, offensive to me as a hockey fan and really damn offensive to me as a Finnish American. 120
I'mNotTom @tompellvis.bsky.social · 06/05/2026The real question is who will the Sabres select with the 32nd pick? 040
I'mNotTom @tompellvis.bsky.social · 02/05/2026We need @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social on this one. 010
I'mNotTom @tompellvis.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Braden Looper the ultimate long relief guy. Good to get you out of a jam? No. Good to start? Also, no. Starter busted for 5 runs in the 1st? Bring in Looper and it is 5-4 in the 6th. 000
I'mNotTom @tompellvis.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Both work. Brad May killed Boston with the May Day goal. Today is May Day. Let's kill em again. 010
Reposted by I'mNotTomMike Sullivan @thekickisgood.bsky.social · 25/04/2026When we were heading into overtime against the Broncos I must have said 5 or 6 times that I wished we had more 2027 7th round picks. 041
I'mNotTom @tompellvis.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Oh he won't be on the field enough to draw many penalties. 000
I'mNotTom @tompellvis.bsky.social · 25/04/2026But don't they have a glut of high floor decent players? This year I thought we would add some sizzle. 000
I'mNotTom @tompellvis.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Hit me like a sledgehammer. I couldn't last past Bulldog losing it. Well done. You make us all proud. 020
I'mNotTom @tompellvis.bsky.social · 15/04/2026This is interesting to me. The algorithm recently introduced me to Angine de Poitrine because I love King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard. Both bands use a lot of weird timing & microtones. Yet, I was introduced to Geese when they opened for KG&LW on a tour 2yrs ago. 000
I'mNotTom @tompellvis.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I don't understand all these people that seem to be famous just for being famous. Like that Von Dutch guy. 010
I'mNotTom @tompellvis.bsky.social · 11/04/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit is driving a car and looking at his watchALT: a man in a suit is driving a car and looking at his watch 000
I'mNotTom @tompellvis.bsky.social · 03/04/2026@wgr550.bsky.social Please keep Nate Geary off of my radio. 000
I'mNotTom @tompellvis.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Most of your needs unless you want something that is actually hot. Then again maybe the true hot stuff might not be a good idea in space. 000
I'mNotTom @tompellvis.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Fam is driving up from Maryland. Stopped in Corning for the night. Bar Bill, Check in, Key Bank, Sleep and turn around on Sunday. The lengths we go for a competitive team 020
I'mNotTom @tompellvis.bsky.social · 25/03/2026You must not have heard Dr. Cam Skateboo proclaimed CTE false. 010
I'mNotTom @tompellvis.bsky.social · 18/03/2026It is not that Wheat Thins are bad. But, catdboard compared to the divine goodness that is a Triscuit. 100
I'mNotTom @tompellvis.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I applaud your courage. I would be afraid to publicly announce such a terrible opinion.media.tenor.comtwo men are talking to each other and one of them says sorry does n't put the triscuit crackersALT: two men are talking to each other and one of them says sorry does n't put the triscuit crackers 111
Reposted by I'mNotTomIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 14/03/2026As a youth I was led to believe that there would be way more opportunities to steal pies cooling on windowsills than there ended up being 451060104
I'mNotTom @tompellvis.bsky.social · 15/03/2026My son asked for a lattice top blueberry pie for Thanksgiving "like the kind a drifter steals from the window sill" 1959
Reposted by I'mNotTomNaomi @naomicath.bsky.social · 11/03/2026explaining the WBC elimination scenarios to an American: imagine taco, pizza, and burger. 22597167
I'mNotTom @tompellvis.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Feeling you are beating a dead horse with all the Tottenham gags. 000
I'mNotTom @tompellvis.bsky.social · 01/03/2026There are some college guys with "late" girlfriends that would disagree. 010
