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Really don’t want to say this. But AWFC are the Spurs of the WSL. Spent loads, won the transfer window but are absolutely awful, with no structure, no confidence and the season is over after 5 games. FFS.

Etihad ready for the National League

They do. The next bit is “on the 7th day the Premier league sorted them out”

🎶 We’ll never play here again 🎶

Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Enjoying the banners at the Etihad. Somehow they seem much more ironic than last time I was here…

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Feels dirty having this anywhere near my phone. Having said that, I reckon this is going to be a whole bunch of fun

Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026

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This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We need to talk about Renee

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We’ll end the season with an average of 93% possession and be relegated at this rate. Of all the Arsenal eras to channel I didn’t think AWFC would choose the late Wenger / Hleb one. FFS

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We’ve had huge flocks over the house. Lovely birds and a sign that autumn is really here.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

At times Barney can be a bit “obtuse”. Which is his brand tbf. But this is so on the nose. A perfect summation of it all.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Newcastle fan on 606 saying City should be punished but his team should be allowed to spend what they like. The problem with fans (in general) right there. Anything is fine for success I enjoy.

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Doug Nichols @thetxi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Seeing the city verdict and the only thing I can do is feel sorry for the eventual 15 points deduction Everton and Leicester are going to get handed for it

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What? It’s not logical captain.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

No copilot I do not need you to write an email for me that says “thanks, I’ll do this now”. Just fuck off you interfering little twat. Worse than bloody Clippy. At least they smiled at you.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Lots of shots, few on target and no goals is it AWFC? Plus ca change.

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I can never see a picture of this horse without thinking of Jon Bon Jovi

Poo day. They’ve damaged me so much I can’t type

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Well, that was a pop Arsenal day. Thank god for the mighty Barnet who will never lose again by the looks of it.

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M @captainmeg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hoping AWFC can restore some pride

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Jim Ratcliffe can opine on the state of things when he pays tax in the UK. Until then, focus on running your football club into the ground further.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

So a good Brentford team has beaten dysfunctional Chelsea. Properly not an upset.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Last time I went to Highbury (the Fleetwood one) they had Jon Parkin on the bench. He was so large that when he bent over during his warm up he ripped his shorts.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

That Max Dowman is good isn’t he?

Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

First day in the office for 3 1/2 months. I feel very Dipper.

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The ball hit Michael Oliver 4 times today. I think he touched the ball more than Haaland in the first half. That must be some sort of record?

If you try a diving header in an opponents six yard box I think you’re probably interfering with play. But the interpretation of the laws tie it all up in knots. Really need to simply this. If you’re in an opposition 6 yd box, you’re automatically interfering. Easy. You’re welcome IFAB.

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Bluntly I don’t think either of these teams are very good.

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Enzo is going to make City even more loveable isn’t he?

Anyone know why we don’t see the automated offside graphic anymore? I wondered about Timber’s disallowed yesterday, and even more so about city’s goal… Ah, there it is. If dorgu wore size 6s it wouldn’t have counted.

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More I see it the more I think it should have been two reds. Foden is an idiot to react but Bruno fouled first and then the kick that follows is sly and nasty. Hard not to see that as violent conduct. You wonder why VAR didn’t seem to review it.

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Appreciate we often lay against low blocks and tight defences but it really feels like Renee hasn’t got any penetrative attacking patterns. Eerily reminiscent of late Wenger at times.

100%. He’s a massive homer as well. (I think we may actually have benefitted from that in the past tbf…)

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

100% agree about Brooks. It felt that yesterday he was really driven by Arsenal based narrative. - Book Arteta for leaving the tech area - Penalise for taking too long over a throw - Penalise for holding in the box The holy trinity of Arsenal bashing. All ticked off.

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Le Bris doing a Wenger… “Did you think it was a penalty?” “I didn’t see it…” No then. lol.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

There won’t be many tougher games than that this season.

New to this soccer ball game are we? Jesus wept.

Chelsea are dangerous. But you can see their vulnerabilities very clearly. And if a no nothing like me can see it, there’ll be coaching staff through the league rubbing their hands.

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On the basis we’ve controlled this totally Chelsea are bound to equalise.

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…just as Palmer gets a yellow. Could be gone.

Very surprised there was no action given that otherwise he’s not letting anything go.

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Ooh…that’s soft from Martinez. Haha.

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