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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Really don’t want to say this. But AWFC are the Spurs of the WSL. Spent loads, won the transfer window but are absolutely awful, with no structure, no confidence and the season is over after 5 games. FFS.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Etihad ready for the National League

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

🎶 We’ll never play here again 🎶

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Enjoying the banners at the Etihad. Somehow they seem much more ironic than last time I was here…

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Feels dirty having this anywhere near my phone. Having said that, I reckon this is going to be a whole bunch of fun

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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026

This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We need to talk about Renee

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We’ll end the season with an average of 93% possession and be relegated at this rate. Of all the Arsenal eras to channel I didn’t think AWFC would choose the late Wenger / Hleb one. FFS

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We’ve had huge flocks over the house. Lovely birds and a sign that autumn is really here.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

At times Barney can be a bit “obtuse”. Which is his brand tbf. But this is so on the nose. A perfect summation of it all.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Newcastle fan on 606 saying City should be punished but his team should be allowed to spend what they like. The problem with fans (in general) right there. Anything is fine for success I enjoy.

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Doug Nichols @thetxi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Seeing the city verdict and the only thing I can do is feel sorry for the eventual 15 points deduction Everton and Leicester are going to get handed for it

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What? It’s not logical captain.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

No copilot I do not need you to write an email for me that says “thanks, I’ll do this now”. Just fuck off you interfering little twat. Worse than bloody Clippy. At least they smiled at you.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Lots of shots, few on target and no goals is it AWFC? Plus ca change.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I can never see a picture of this horse without thinking of Jon Bon Jovi

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Well, that was a pop Arsenal day. Thank god for the mighty Barnet who will never lose again by the looks of it.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hoping AWFC can restore some pride

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M @captainmeg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Jim Ratcliffe can opine on the state of things when he pays tax in the UK. Until then, focus on running your football club into the ground further.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

So a good Brentford team has beaten dysfunctional Chelsea. Properly not an upset.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Last time I went to Highbury (the Fleetwood one) they had Jon Parkin on the bench. He was so large that when he bent over during his warm up he ripped his shorts.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

That Max Dowman is good isn’t he?

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If you try a diving header in an opponents six yard box I think you’re probably interfering with play. But the interpretation of the laws tie it all up in knots. Really need to simply this. If you’re in an opposition 6 yd box, you’re automatically interfering. Easy. You’re welcome IFAB.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Bluntly I don’t think either of these teams are very good.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Enzo is going to make City even more loveable isn’t he?

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Anyone know why we don’t see the automated offside graphic anymore? I wondered about Timber’s disallowed yesterday, and even more so about city’s goal… Ah, there it is. If dorgu wore size 6s it wouldn’t have counted.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

More I see it the more I think it should have been two reds. Foden is an idiot to react but Bruno fouled first and then the kick that follows is sly and nasty. Hard not to see that as violent conduct. You wonder why VAR didn’t seem to review it.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Appreciate we often lay against low blocks and tight defences but it really feels like Renee hasn’t got any penetrative attacking patterns. Eerily reminiscent of late Wenger at times.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Le Bris doing a Wenger… “Did you think it was a penalty?” “I didn’t see it…” No then. lol.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

There won’t be many tougher games than that this season.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

New to this soccer ball game are we? Jesus wept.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Chelsea are dangerous. But you can see their vulnerabilities very clearly. And if a no nothing like me can see it, there’ll be coaching staff through the league rubbing their hands.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

On the basis we’ve controlled this totally Chelsea are bound to equalise.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Ooh…that’s soft from Martinez. Haha.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

If we hadn’t conceded I’d be delighted with this start. Chelsea are here for the taking. We just need to take them.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I remember the summer of 2003. Arsenal “needed players” having been beaten to the title by United. We signed Jens Lehmann and…no one else. What happened next?

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I’m in for quite the morning

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I do love the memories Facebook throws up for me. I guess this was pivotal in the end. Caused the trolly dash that got Mertesacker and Arteta. Whatever happened to them?

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I see the meltdown is beginning… + We won the league by 7 points All main rivals are in flux We’ve strengthened the MF and back 4 with proven PL quality The squad is stable and confident - The left side, that underperformed last season is still a weakness Essentially. Chill out.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Not seen the first half. But I know Jared Gillet has been a massive homer. Every time.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The rules are so stupidly complex. Maguire handballs. He gains an advantage but because the shot is deflected in the handball doesn’t matter? What total nonsense. Football trying to eat itself.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

How on Earth is that not a penalty on Schade? Clear contact. Nowhere near the ball. Definitely in the box. Challenge means Schade is out of the game. 🤯

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Understated worldie from Schade there. Unbelievable finish. Luke warm take. Brentford are really good. Potential glass ceiling smashers.

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Tom Lowman @tomlowman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

They’ve not had a shot since the 37th minute? Hilarious

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