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Tom Lommel

@tomlommel.com
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Actor and tabletop RPG nerd, the order depends upon the week. I handle marketing for Evil Hat Productions. Currently playing a long game to get cast as Ned Flanders in the live action Simpsons movie. www.tomlommel.com

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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 27/09/2026
Proud and privileged to say I have a fun role as Dr. Zeidy in Chris & Dori Carter's new feature film, Queens For A Day, which is currently making the rounds of the Canadian film festival circuit. Real pleasure to work with them on this very personal, heartfelt project.
A selfie of me wearing plack horn-rimmed glasses and a shirt and tie under white cotton surgical scrubs from the 1950s.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 25/09/2026
pondering
A fawn greyhound looks out of a large picture window at a rain soaked street and green lawn with bushes
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 24/09/2026
some of us have to settle for long dogs in long pajamas
A fawn greyhound wearing plaid green pajamas that go down over his long legs.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 22/09/2026
Casting director @magpie.tips seen here holding an important side conference with her assistant
A camera on a tripod in front of a folding table with a laptop. A red haired woman in a pink top rests her hand on her chin as she looks at. fawn greyhound who's nestled in a giant bean bag chair.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 20/09/2026
It's pretty cool that the prominently placed Google AI search summary thinks that this item - which the actual links clearly show only popped up a day ago as a gag post on social media and reddit - is a completely real thing with key features that you can by for 12 dollars.
The list of top search results for "anko personal key keeper." Every one is a link to a shitpost on IG, reddit, and Facebook. The AI Overview on Google, which is at the very top of the search page, which states that "The Anko Personal Key Keeper is a stainless steel, waterproof capsule designed by Kmart to hold a spare house key securely.Key FeaturesWaterproof Design: Keeps keys dry, making it ideal for swimmers or outdoor activities where secure pockets are unavailable" with a Show More button which leads to the other features and price.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 20/09/2026
I mean, just think of the amount of work it must take to make this face look like a 64 year-old man!
Tom Cruise in Top Gun Maverick with so much digital air brushing they probably just green screened everything but his pupils.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 16/09/2026
they're calling it The Most Dangerous Game
A fawn greyhound lying on the floor and stretching out to touch his snoot directly to one of the rollers on my office chair
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 15/09/2026
This show debuted the same year as 30 Rock. There was a big kerfuffle in the Hollywood press over whether there was room in the fall lineup for two shows based on SNL. The answer was: Not when one of them is absolutely awful.
A Facebook post from Warner Classics announcing that Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip is coming to blu-ray in October.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 12/09/2026
I saw one.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 08/09/2026
checks out
A fawn greyhound who has his long snoot wrapped in a pillow.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 07/09/2026
@aghastronaut.com do you still have a vcr
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 06/09/2026
@muskratjohn.bsky.social the gang says hello
Some D&D themed plush toys: mimic, bulette, owl ear, displace beast, and rust monster.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 05/09/2026
not sure if we're ahead or behind the timeline on this one tbh
A back of a cyberpunk 2020 supplement called Cyber Generation featuring an illustration of a young woman with big blur hair and tattered clothes over bright pink and purple tights. She's manifesting the a psionic dagger. The headline  reads: My parents became cyberpunks and all they left me was this dark future... 2027.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 05/09/2026
Digging through the collection. Been trying for a while now to get this one to the table but haven't been able to find five other people who've all witnessed a murder.
A copy of The World of Synnibar by Raven McCracken - a guy who supposedly witnessed a murder.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 05/09/2026
@chrishanrahan.bsky.social who needs character sheets when you can just make your own
A handwritten character sheet for a GDC-9H Goliath mech from Battletech.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 02/09/2026
delving deep in the nerd mines
A "dragonskin" vinyl notebook cover with silver screen printing from the Cyberpunk roleplaying game that says Militech Technical Portfolio and has an image of a large rifle in the center.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 29/08/2026
eight boxes seems like a low number tbh
A stack of eight Uhaul boxes, all labeled Board Games.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 24/08/2026
listen: we've reached critically low levels of bird posting On Here [ImDoingMyPart.gif]
A chonky brown puffin with a bright orange beak and white eye patch, floating in the Salish Sea
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 24/08/2026
me after ten minutes of scrolling the tl
A fawn greyhound lying on a big round dog bed. His head is stuffed firmly into a cardboard box.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 23/08/2026
Time for beach tacos, BC style
Two plates of tacos drizzled with salsa and crema, sitting on a small wooden table. A fawn greyhound lurks nearby. In the background, a sandy beach on a mountainside lake. The sky is overcast.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 23/08/2026
the slempy boy who was up half the night worrying about thunder boomers
A fawn greyhound curled up on a brown dog bed, draped in a light blue blanket.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 23/08/2026
Tuning in to the 10th anniversary concert. I've only been in this country for a short time now but I remember watching it live in my tiny living room in LA and being carried away by the sense of unity, celebration, and loss that carried across those long miles. Rest In Peace to a real one.
Gord Downie wearing a denim jacket and a black hat from First Avenue & the 7th Street Entry.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 20/08/2026
you can take the boy off the island, but you can't take the boy's kisses off of pippy
James leans down and give a fawn greyhound gentle kisses on the top of his head
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 19/08/2026
@aghastronaut.com they have a special Aric section in this used record store
A row of CDs with section dividers for the Magnetic Fields and Stephen Malkmus
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 17/08/2026
Please sir, my dog - he's very hungry
A fawn greyhound lying on a coffee shop patio looking plaintively at the camera. His long, long legs are stretched out in front of him as his tail curls off to the side.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 17/08/2026
Brett you can take this stache if - and only if - it quits bringing in enough money to feed @magpie.tips dog.
A man in a blue v-neck short sleeved shirt sitting in his car. He has a nice blonde bottle brush mustache.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 15/08/2026
He got some bread with peanut butter on it
A fawn greyhound lying on a patio with his long front legs stretched way out in front of him.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 04/08/2026
space noodle
A fawn greyhound stretched out on the grass with a rope to his collar looking like an umbilical tether.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 29/07/2026
Travel day, time to head to Indianapolis! Unfortunately the security line at the airport was backed up and I missed my flight, but this nice British fellow - doctor of some sort? - offered to take me to Gen Con. Unfortunately he didn't say *which* Gen Con.
A letter from TSR Inc in Lake Geneva Wisconsin containing IMPORTANT INFORMATION about the 1990 GEN CON Game Fair.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 28/07/2026
Went out in the drizzle to walk the dog. Downside: Drizzle turned to full-on rain. Upside:
A row of gray houses along a city street with some pine trees in the background. A big rainbow arches across the sky.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 27/07/2026
WAIT. -It's too dangerous to go alone. Here, take this with you.
A fawn greyhound lying on a big round, brown dog bed staring directly at the camera.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 22/07/2026
I'm just saying: if you described this room to your D&D party, you could throw out whatever other encounters you had planned for the session. They're spending all night investigating Area 27.) Pink Brick Square Floor Hole in Wall with Panel.
A basement room with blue walls. In the middle of the wall is a large brick wall painted pink. To one side the brick has a round hole in it filled with brown insulation. In front of the wall is a square area in the carpet that is tan brick. To the left of the pink brick section is a blue panel which sticks out from the wall. The place most likely had a fireplace in it at one time but now there's just enough emptiness that the whole thing looks vaguely ominous.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 21/07/2026
and an apple for dessert
James standing ankle-deep in a river on a beautiful sunny day on Vancouver Island eating an apple.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 20/07/2026
Monday mood
A fawn greyhound stretched out on the couch with his snoot buried in the orange couch cover.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 15/07/2026
Pippin is celebrating your birthday: he got you a cozy nap.
A fawn greyhound snoozing on a thick dog bed and cuddled up in a fluffy blanket.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 14/07/2026
@magpie.tips OKAY HEAR ME OUT
A news article with the headline: Metro Vancouver home for sale, set of Hot Tub Time Machine
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 11/07/2026
Can I interest you in... ~horny~ insurance?
A deck of vintage playing cards for Bob Anderson Insurance in St. Cloud which is illustrated with a buxom woman frolicking with a jump rope, she is nufr except for some strategically placed clusters of red maple leaves.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 05/07/2026
@jacezilla.bsky.social @magpie.tips It's just some chocolate, dream over it!
A copy of Chocolate for a Woman's Dreams.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 05/07/2026
sometimes when you gaze into the maw of the beast, the beast gazes back
A fawn greyhound sitting on a couch, looking at the camera with his tongue blepping out
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 04/07/2026
I see your snoot and raise you one tonguey
A fawn greyhound sleeping hard with his long tongue blepping out.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 22/06/2026
uh oh, looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays...
A fawn greyhound lying on his dog bed with one paw curled under him and the other stretched out in front of him
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 21/06/2026
I hope someday I sleep this hard
A fawn greyhound lying on the couch with a good inch and a half of tongue blepping out of his mouth
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 18/06/2026
someone decided he's going to start Streaming Video Games huge mistake imo
A fawn greyhound curled up on an orange couch. His head is resting by a PS5 controller and his butt is sitting on a wireless headset.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 17/06/2026
@masnick.com they said she could never stop it, but I'll be damned if she didn't find a way
A notification that reads "Unsubscribe from Barbra Streisand? You haven't opened any emails from this sender in the last month."
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 16/06/2026
Got myself a little stand for a dollar at the thrift shop so I can have a NOW PLAYING display in case anyone drops by. (The anyone is Pippin and he doesn't read so...)
A five disc CD player and speakers with a little stand that has a CD case on it. The CD is The Very Best of Dean Martin.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 13/06/2026
Day trip with @magpie.tips
A selfie of me and Lyndsay on the stern of a ferry. The coast and skyline of Nanaimo rise up off the water behind us.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 06/06/2026
@beukema.bsky.social this CD is now old enough to huh beer
A CD labelled the 2005 Beukemix
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 02/06/2026
RETVRN.
A 5-disc CD player flanked by a pair of speakers. It sits atop a bookshelf with a shelf full of roleplaying games by Evil Hat.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 02/06/2026
Good morning from water
Golden sunrise over a harbor surrounded by two wooded islands. Some blue mountains lurk in the distance.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 31/05/2026
hmm what time is it
POV you're laying in bed and look down over your legs at the foot of the bed and there's a pair of greyhound ears and two brown eyes just peeking over the edge of the covers, staring directly at you
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