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Tom Lennon

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Irish-Brummie in Mexico. Sculptor of nonsense. Freelance writer specialising in funny/geeky stuff.

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Tom Shapira @tomshaps.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
"Now me, I can't tell these fellas apart, no matter the colour of their headbands; but my wife... She goes crazy for them fightin' turtles."
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Please cancel the search party and let my family know I'm OK. The king size duvet is back in its cover and I've safely returned from the cotton wilderness.
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Many of Nigel Farage's current problems are strangely similar to those faced by Archie Flagstaff, Britain's original beer-drinking, trout-faced, far-right fool. #NigelFarage #UKPolitics #UKNews tomlennon.com/meet-archie-...
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Meet Archie Flagstaff, the “man of the people” politician who hated people
What lessons can we draw from Archie Flagstaff, Britain's original beer-drinking, trout-faced, far-right buffoon?
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Official White House video of America 250 concert features 72,000 crowd, Freddie Mercury on stage
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I love how the blatant lies about the Reflection Pool are distracting me from the blatant lies about the Iran War, which distracted me from the blatant lies about the Epstein Files
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Gen X people from the UK don't want AI that steals other people's art; we want AI that makes instant mashed potatoes
Robot from Cadbury Smash TV ad campaign
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
#Supergirl
Watchmen/Doctor Manhattan meme satirising toxic attitude towards new Supergirl movie
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
"Despite his reputation as a beer-drinking, cigarette-smoking, odd-faced man of the people, the notorious British fascist leader Sir Archie Flagstaff (1894-1982) had a privileged upbringing, far removed from the vast majority of his supporters who still had to use a toilet in the backyard."
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Meet Archie Flagstaff, the “man of the people” politician who hated people
What lessons can we draw from Archie Flagstaff, Britain's original beer-drinking, trout-faced, far-right buffoon?
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
What lessons can we draw from Archie Flagstaff, Britain's original beer-drinking, trout-faced, far-right bounder? @mrjamesob.bsky.social tomlennon.com/meet-archie-...
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Meet Archie Flagstaff, the “man of the people” politician who hated people
What lessons can we draw from Archie Flagstaff, Britain's original beer-drinking, trout-faced, far-right buffoon?
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I keep seeing images of the green Reflecting Pool in my feed. Must be the algaerithm.
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Vance won't run for president in 2028 because he wants to spend more time with his family room sectional
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
At least Homelander has a decent excuse for not attending his son's wedding
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Yesterday's performance of Assassination Attempt was brought to you by the Trump-Kennedy Players
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
CBS now stands for Colbert Betraying Sellouts
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Obama, Biden, and Pope Leo welcome new housemate Stephen Colbert to their rent-free home between Donald Trump's ears
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Coming Soon: PIXAR'S DIDDLY SQUAT - House share comedy about two ex-presidents and a pope living rent-free in the gilt-ridden brain of a deranged degenerate
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
"I've been a Star Wars fan for decades and can't believe Luke Skywalker continues to stubbornly oppose tyranny while I've evolved into a swivel-eyed, Empire-supporting wankbasket"
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Congratulations to the BBC's Chris Mason for convincing so many turkeys to vote for Christmas
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Analysts claim that previous assassination attempts led to a sharp rise in ballroom sales
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Last night's performance of Assassination Attempt was brought to you by the Trump-Kennedy touring company
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 05/04/2026
for every 20 likes, I will give Ed Baldwin more cheese on his spaghetti
Ed Baldwin eating spaghetti with a lot of cheese
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I voted for Galactus three times but can't believe he'd threaten to eat a populated planet
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
So much of what's happening in the US now has parallels with the notorious Revd. Godfrey “Mad God” Godard and his 1930s British Christian Nationalist gang, the Freaky Preachers
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
From 𝘉𝘺 𝘖𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘻𝘺 𝘎𝘦𝘦𝘻𝘦𝘳𝘴: 𝘉𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘍𝘢𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘎𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝟣𝟫𝟥𝟢𝘴 "The Technocracy Brotherhood was a gang of successful multi-thousandaire futurists closely associated with the era’s emerging technologies, such as telegrams, transistor radios, and wireless barbed wire."
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
One key difference between 1930s Germany and 2020s USA is that 1930s Germany didn't have 90 years of books, movies, and documentaries warning it about 1930s Germany.
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Posting an AI video of yourself flying a jet fighter while shitting on crowds of Americans is certainly a bold choice for someone who shits himself
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Why waste money on expensive exorcists? For a budget-friendly way to rid a house of evil spirits, simply grab a stick of chalk and write pro-democracy slogans on the sidewalk
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Criticism of the Pope by MAGA Catholics makes me question my faith in my lapsed Catholicism
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Even Roosevelt wouldn't get this pissed off over a broken down escalator
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Trump has achieved the impossible. He's made Scousers, Brummies and Mancunians unite and say nice things about London.
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I blame today's scenes in London on the media talking the country into a regression
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
What's that film where Morgan Freeman, Tom Hardy and Bruce Willis revive an old British shoe shop?
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
WARNING: Comic Fan Wars Ahead! 🚨 My brief history of Marvel/DC fandom conflicts (1939-2025) has been updated and features many new and outrageous tall tales and jokes 📖💬💥 #comics #marvelcomics #dccomics #dccomicsfan #fantasticfourfirststeps #superman tomlennon.com/marvel-vs-dc...
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Marvel vs DC: a Secret War in Crisis
A brief history of superhero sectarianism and the never-ending conflict between Marvel and DC fans. Contains jokes.
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Remembering Brian Wilson by playing Kokomo is like remembering the Beatles by playing K-Tel's The Best of the Beatles performed by Alfie Noakes' Brass Band
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
That's not fair
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
It's a wee bit overdue, I know, but I'd just like to take this opportunity to thank my good friend @iammrsdrake.bsky.social for introducing me to the music of #BruceSpringsteen at 6th Form College in 1987
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Can't believe the month's nearly over and I'm stuck with all this Marchandise
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Watching #DaredevilBornAgain and reminded of that classic Frank Miller story when Ben Urich discovered DD's secret identity after being accidentally invited to a Kingpin group chat
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Leopardonia had always been at war with Yourfacia
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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
The letter ‘d’ in Dunstable is load-bearing. Take it away & see what happens
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I love the fact Richard Donner tricked Gene Hackman into shaving off his moustache for Superman (and Gene Hackman did, too)
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Elad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Julie Gray, wife of Holocaust survivor Gidon Lev, who joined Musk in his visit to Auschwitz speaks out. She says that Musk felt nothing during the tour & only "cared about how he looked." She shared this with me privately shortly after the tour, and I'm grateful she made her thoughts public.
I see people posting that Elon was at Auschwitz this time last year - therefore, his recent "gesture" is not antisemitic. I was there, too. Last year. With Elon. I am embarrassed that I have photos of this on my phone. My love, Gidon Lev, was the "special guest" of this photo-op event. We thought, at the time, that it would be good publicity. But I would not share the photo today. I chatted with Elon Musk. I spent hours with him and walked with him through Auschwitz. I stood with him, looking at the nauseating heaps of hair, luggage, and shoes flooded with violet light meant to preserve it.
Is Musk an antisemite? People, actually, it's worse - he doesn't care whatsoever. Elon, father of "little X" as he described his freezing cold son to me, literally does not care. He was unmoved by the experience. For Gidon, to be in the place where his father, Ernst, died on a death march - whether shot by the side of the road or having simply collapsed - was a huge deal. Elon did not care. He was about his press junket and his bodyguards. I was ten feet from him as he posed for the cameras of his entourage. He was utterly detached. He cared about how he looked. When he placed a wreath at Auschwitz and Gidon was overlooked, he walked away with the cameras whirring. This is Elon Musk. A sociopath, if ever there was one. To deduce, from this visit, that he is a friend of the Jews is desperately naive.
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
In the early 2000s my default style consisted of a long brown coat and Converse boots, which ended abruptly in 2005 when David Tennant became #DoctorWho and people accused me of cosplaying. That's when I started wearing a tweed jacket and bowtie.
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
OK, where are all the #DavidLynch people hiding? They can't all be on Threads (they're a lovely bunch, by the way) We need some golden sunshine in the Blue Sky.
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I miss the good old days, when the only tech bro on my radar was Sir Clive Sinclair
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a video game called manic miner is being played on a computer .
ALT: a video game called manic miner is being played on a computer .
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Kinda weird how a notorious, unmistakable hand gesture that generations of schoolkids would immediately recognise isn't better known amongst professional media pundits
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Bet he cheats at the Indiana Jones game, too. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Elon Musk admits cheating at video games, chat transcript appears to show
Video posted by top gamer shows what he says is X conversation in which billionaire admits ‘account boosting’
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
If it looks like a duck, steps like a goose and salutes like a Nazi, the media will probably not report on it accurately
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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Who made this 🤣
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Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I guess the U.S. TikTok ban will force American social media users to go back to traditional, wholesome, Russian botfarm values.
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