Reposted by Tom LennonTom Shapira @tomshaps.bsky.social · 14/08/2024"Now me, I can't tell these fellas apart, no matter the colour of their headbands; but my wife... She goes crazy for them fightin' turtles." 2541124
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Please cancel the search party and let my family know I'm OK. The king size duvet is back in its cover and I've safely returned from the cotton wilderness. 000
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Many of Nigel Farage's current problems are strangely similar to those faced by Archie Flagstaff, Britain's original beer-drinking, trout-faced, far-right fool. #NigelFarage #UKPolitics #UKNews tomlennon.com/meet-archie-...tomlennon.comMeet Archie Flagstaff, the “man of the people” politician who hated peopleWhat lessons can we draw from Archie Flagstaff, Britain's original beer-drinking, trout-faced, far-right buffoon? 000
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Official White House video of America 250 concert features 72,000 crowd, Freddie Mercury on stage 000
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I love how the blatant lies about the Reflection Pool are distracting me from the blatant lies about the Iran War, which distracted me from the blatant lies about the Epstein Files 020
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Gen X people from the UK don't want AI that steals other people's art; we want AI that makes instant mashed potatoes 000
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 24/06/2026"Despite his reputation as a beer-drinking, cigarette-smoking, odd-faced man of the people, the notorious British fascist leader Sir Archie Flagstaff (1894-1982) had a privileged upbringing, far removed from the vast majority of his supporters who still had to use a toilet in the backyard."tomlennon.comMeet Archie Flagstaff, the “man of the people” politician who hated peopleWhat lessons can we draw from Archie Flagstaff, Britain's original beer-drinking, trout-faced, far-right buffoon? 000
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 22/06/2026What lessons can we draw from Archie Flagstaff, Britain's original beer-drinking, trout-faced, far-right bounder? @mrjamesob.bsky.social tomlennon.com/meet-archie-...tomlennon.comMeet Archie Flagstaff, the “man of the people” politician who hated peopleWhat lessons can we draw from Archie Flagstaff, Britain's original beer-drinking, trout-faced, far-right buffoon? 000
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I keep seeing images of the green Reflecting Pool in my feed. Must be the algaerithm. 010
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Vance won't run for president in 2028 because he wants to spend more time with his family room sectional 010
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 24/05/2026At least Homelander has a decent excuse for not attending his son's wedding 000
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Yesterday's performance of Assassination Attempt was brought to you by the Trump-Kennedy Players 000
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Obama, Biden, and Pope Leo welcome new housemate Stephen Colbert to their rent-free home between Donald Trump's ears 031
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Coming Soon: PIXAR'S DIDDLY SQUAT - House share comedy about two ex-presidents and a pope living rent-free in the gilt-ridden brain of a deranged degenerate 000
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 09/05/2026"I've been a Star Wars fan for decades and can't believe Luke Skywalker continues to stubbornly oppose tyranny while I've evolved into a swivel-eyed, Empire-supporting wankbasket" 000
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Congratulations to the BBC's Chris Mason for convincing so many turkeys to vote for Christmas 000
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Analysts claim that previous assassination attempts led to a sharp rise in ballroom sales 000
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Last night's performance of Assassination Attempt was brought to you by the Trump-Kennedy touring company 021
Reposted by Tom LennonLuke Knox @lukeknox.me · 05/04/2026for every 20 likes, I will give Ed Baldwin more cheese on his spaghetti 292994295
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I voted for Galactus three times but can't believe he'd threaten to eat a populated planet 000
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 06/04/2026So much of what's happening in the US now has parallels with the notorious Revd. Godfrey “Mad God” Godard and his 1930s British Christian Nationalist gang, the Freaky Preachers 000
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 04/04/2026From 𝘉𝘺 𝘖𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘻𝘺 𝘎𝘦𝘦𝘻𝘦𝘳𝘴: 𝘉𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘍𝘢𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘎𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝟣𝟫𝟥𝟢𝘴 "The Technocracy Brotherhood was a gang of successful multi-thousandaire futurists closely associated with the era’s emerging technologies, such as telegrams, transistor radios, and wireless barbed wire." 110
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 17/01/2026One key difference between 1930s Germany and 2020s USA is that 1930s Germany didn't have 90 years of books, movies, and documentaries warning it about 1930s Germany. 000
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Posting an AI video of yourself flying a jet fighter while shitting on crowds of Americans is certainly a bold choice for someone who shits himself 020
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Why waste money on expensive exorcists? For a budget-friendly way to rid a house of evil spirits, simply grab a stick of chalk and write pro-democracy slogans on the sidewalk 010
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Criticism of the Pope by MAGA Catholics makes me question my faith in my lapsed Catholicism 000
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Even Roosevelt wouldn't get this pissed off over a broken down escalator 010
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Trump has achieved the impossible. He's made Scousers, Brummies and Mancunians unite and say nice things about London. 010
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I blame today's scenes in London on the media talking the country into a regression 000
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 06/09/2025What's that film where Morgan Freeman, Tom Hardy and Bruce Willis revive an old British shoe shop? 000
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 28/07/2025WARNING: Comic Fan Wars Ahead! 🚨 My brief history of Marvel/DC fandom conflicts (1939-2025) has been updated and features many new and outrageous tall tales and jokes 📖💬💥 #comics #marvelcomics #dccomics #dccomicsfan #fantasticfourfirststeps #superman tomlennon.com/marvel-vs-dc...tomlennon.comMarvel vs DC: a Secret War in CrisisA brief history of superhero sectarianism and the never-ending conflict between Marvel and DC fans. Contains jokes. 030
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Remembering Brian Wilson by playing Kokomo is like remembering the Beatles by playing K-Tel's The Best of the Beatles performed by Alfie Noakes' Brass Band 000
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 17/05/2025It's a wee bit overdue, I know, but I'd just like to take this opportunity to thank my good friend @iammrsdrake.bsky.social for introducing me to the music of #BruceSpringsteen at 6th Form College in 1987 110
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Can't believe the month's nearly over and I'm stuck with all this Marchandise 000
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Watching #DaredevilBornAgain and reminded of that classic Frank Miller story when Ben Urich discovered DD's secret identity after being accidentally invited to a Kingpin group chat 010
Reposted by Tom LennonSanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 27/02/2025The letter ‘d’ in Dunstable is load-bearing. Take it away & see what happens 171135125
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I love the fact Richard Donner tricked Gene Hackman into shaving off his moustache for Superman (and Gene Hackman did, too) 000
Reposted by Tom LennonElad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Julie Gray, wife of Holocaust survivor Gidon Lev, who joined Musk in his visit to Auschwitz speaks out. She says that Musk felt nothing during the tour & only "cared about how he looked." She shared this with me privately shortly after the tour, and I'm grateful she made her thoughts public. 180157105627
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 23/01/2025In the early 2000s my default style consisted of a long brown coat and Converse boots, which ended abruptly in 2005 when David Tennant became #DoctorWho and people accused me of cosplaying. That's when I started wearing a tweed jacket and bowtie. 110
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 23/01/2025OK, where are all the #DavidLynch people hiding? They can't all be on Threads (they're a lovely bunch, by the way) We need some golden sunshine in the Blue Sky. 000
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 23/01/2025I miss the good old days, when the only tech bro on my radar was Sir Clive Sinclairmedia.tenor.coma video game called manic miner is being played on a computer .ALT: a video game called manic miner is being played on a computer . 010
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Kinda weird how a notorious, unmistakable hand gesture that generations of schoolkids would immediately recognise isn't better known amongst professional media pundits 000
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Bet he cheats at the Indiana Jones game, too. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...theguardian.comElon Musk admits cheating at video games, chat transcript appears to showVideo posted by top gamer shows what he says is X conversation in which billionaire admits ‘account boosting’ 000
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 22/01/2025If it looks like a duck, steps like a goose and salutes like a Nazi, the media will probably not report on it accurately 000
Reposted by Tom LennonMoon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Who made this 🤣 6865671411149
Tom Lennon @tomlennon.bsky.social · 19/01/2025I guess the U.S. TikTok ban will force American social media users to go back to traditional, wholesome, Russian botfarm values. 010