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Creative Technologist, apparently. Doing things @doublefine.com. Dad, wingman to @dollsticks. Stop burning things! #divest #ActOnClimate tomkiss.net • dodeca.studio

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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 08/10/2026
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 14/09/2026
Summer achievements: Surviving the summer holidays. Also, building a treehouse for the kids. And more recently, digging a pond and (about to) build some ground mounts for solar. I’m excited to get the solar in. Something I’ve been waiting for since - I don’t know when. We will be all but off grid.
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 20/08/2026
Found some proefessional shoes abandoned on the beach.
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 12/08/2026
Yeah I used a 2m long section of ventilation pipe, worked really well!
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 12/08/2026
Just of the projection!
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 06/08/2026
Amen to that! 😊
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 25/07/2026
Maybe it’s just taste? Or being a creative minded person? There are so many dire uses of AI at the local level now. The council is using it near me. But if you’re someone using it for your shop frontage, I truly despair. I will literally never go in that shop because it offends me so much 😂
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 08/07/2026
“Always worth knowing when bin day is” …OK, that’s pretty good. 😂
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 31/05/2026
The design of that key though, oooofph.
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 26/05/2026
Busy Morning in the garden. Cirl Bunting! 🤩 @rspbengland.bsky.social
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 01/05/2026
Ah, well they deffo went whole-hog on the third and flipped it for the logo.
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 30/04/2026
Come on now…
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 02/03/2026
All these vows from Starmer to “fight on” are starting to paint him as a bit of a sort of Black Knight character.
A still from “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”, with the Black Knight attempting to continue fighting, having had all his limbs chopped off by King Arthur
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 02/03/2026
This made me do the same. Very busy! Feels a bit like trading cards. “Got, got, need, need, got…”
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 27/02/2026
There is more context in another article. “Founded by Dr John Ault, and supported by Conservative peer Prof Robert Haywood”. Their findings don’t appear to align with the local returning officer. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 26/01/2026
OMG, the amount of squealing when two of these arrived was worth every penny. The figures are TINY. Had to get the other two. Quality #instabuy.
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 28/12/2025
Someone will have to explain to me how it makes any financial sense. £3.7bn a year just on waste management, increasing year on year. Costs dwarf revenue. 🤷 assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/media/687e1a...
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 31/10/2025
Totally! It’s so belligerent in its implementation. Like, what the hell is this huge thing that looks like a disabled button in the middle of Finder, that repeats the current folder name?! 🤷 On the phone esp, the amount of white text on light-grey is terrible, wouldn’t pass accessibility testing.
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 30/10/2025
Love this settings screen I just stumbled in to in the car. “What setting is it on?” “Well OFF was set to ON so I tried setting ON to ON.”
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 05/09/2025
I do enjoy having a job that allows me to continue my efforts in creating nonsense.
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 29/08/2025
New newsletter from @darrencullen.bsky.social is *on point*.
It’s not theft - if you say you’re using it to train your AI algorithm
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 29/08/2025
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Squarespace Customer contact form:
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 15/08/2025
PlayStation messaging, in a nutshell
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 11/08/2025
PSA: Gentle reminder that the Director’s cut of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, is the only version to watch.
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 03/04/2025
Oh snap, I may have just gotten extremely lucky and happened to check their website at the precisely correct moment!
A screenshot of the Nintendo Switch 2 bundle on Argos.co.uk, showing it is out of stock
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 03/04/2025
Everyone’s doing “AI” now. But Argos have gone with a Dinosaur called Trevor.
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 02/04/2025
Oh man. Reading the #Switch2 pre-order criteria like 😭
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 12/02/2025
The absolute monsters at Fiskar are out there cutting pizzas with scissors. (But they do make exceedingly good scissors).
A screenshot of the fishers website, showing a pizza being cut with scissors
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 30/01/2025
“Walking” the dog.
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 10/01/2025
Channel 4 OD seem to have juggled up this thumbnail rather amusingly. 😂
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 15/12/2024
Still chuckling at the reported descriptions of how The Orange One smells, from this weeks #hignfy.
Things that people who have been in close contact with Donald Trump describe him as smelling like: Armpits,Soiled diapers, Make-up, Ketchup, Hotdog burps
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 06/12/2024
First time I’ve had one of these. Phone fired off a rather OTT alert so definitely couldn’t miss it. It did make me go outside in the pitch dark and make safe a trampoline. Hopefully better results than the last time I rescued it from a tree at midnight in the pissing rain.
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 05/12/2024
I literally tidied my desk yesterday.
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 04/12/2024
What, like Mayonnaise, Jam and Baileys? (mayonnaise: plain, truffle, garlic *and* pickled onion monster munch varieties) #whatsonyourtopshelf
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 04/12/2024
Enjoying my morning coffee in my most contentious mug.
A Liz Truss branded mug, with the words “In Liz We Truss. [smallprint] The great thing about this mug is that it’s lasted more than 44 days.”
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 03/12/2024
Taking a moment to look at how bbc.co.uk article thumbnails manage to make the entire area clickable (i.e: with the image), through a single anchor tag, nested within. It’s really very smart, I’m stealing it. #webdev #css #accessibility
A screenshot of bbc.co.uk showing a news article thumbnail, with an anchor tag selected.
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 26/11/2024
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 26/10/2024
Faile Mary.
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 26/10/2024
“How do we fly?” #UntitledGooseGame
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 19/10/2024
You spend all that time and money on the stone walled driveway you’ve always wanted, and then all of 4 seconds skipping past the font selection dropdown on that online sign ordering website you used. Engraved in stone forever, for all to see.
A photo of a stone wall, with an engraved stone sign saying “Kings Close”, in Comic Sans.
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 18/10/2024
Awww, every time I remember advice slip, I go to check the api usage. Yup! Still crunching out advice! 2.7m slips given out in last 28 days 😁
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 16/10/2024
Fucking yes! Caramac is back! It’s appeared in stores again. The last time I saw it in a shop (after hearing it was discontinued), I bought their entire box they, much to the surprise of the cashier.
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 07/10/2024
Heinz, R U feeling OK hun?
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 02/10/2024
The Kiss family is very pleased to announce the launch of the Charlie Kiss Fundraiser. All donations will go to ClinQ to provide counselling and support for trans people. charliekissfund.org
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 30/09/2024
Considering options for the kids to have a portable music player, I thought “I wonder if Sony have any options these days”. Must’ve spent a whole minute guffawing at this insanity.
An image of a Sony network Walkman costing £3299.
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 16/09/2024
Superb work. 💯
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 16/09/2024
@trevormay.bsky.social If there’s one app I completely forget to use, it’s Gowalla (despite a long running appreciation of it). I boot it up for a browse and notice your stalwart efforts adding venues are even down in my neck of the woods now! Good work 😊
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 16/09/2024
Nice work Brighton. Putting on a lovely sunset background on the live coverage from the Lib Dem conference this evening…
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 13/09/2024
It’s a phased rollout so you might not have it yet? I just noticed it today, appears as an extra icon down the bottom:
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Tom Kiss @tomkiss.net · 26/07/2024
Do you think the next macOS will be a bit more helpful? I swear this used to work. Hilariously useless.
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