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Tom Ewing

@tomewing.bsky.social
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Music, comics, assorted grousing, he/him. CURRENT THINGS are Discourse 2000, a 2000AD blog and Popular, about the UK’s No 1 hits. I also waste my time (and maybe yours!) with @peoples-pop-polls.bsky.social freakytrigger.co.uk

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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 5h
The guy from Father Ted going I hear you like 10 hour series now Stephen
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 6h
Adding to a generally terrible day one of our guinea pigs (not the one in my banner but her sister) has died - suddenly and peacefully but always a sad thing to discover
Stripey the guinea pig 2022-2026
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
63. THE ETERNAUT by Oesterheld and Solano Lopez Classic 50s Argentine comic lives up to its rep - a dark and extremely gripping SF catastrophe/invasion story with exceptional pacing - the creators know just how much to show to keep you turning the pages
English edition of The ETERNAUT - a man in a deep sea diving suit stands in front of a snow covered suburb
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
62. THE THIRD POLICEMAN by Flann O’Brien A reread - the mix of comical delight in language, whimsical idea-spinning and terrifying cosmic horror is still like nothing else I’ve ever read. Includes one of fiction’s most disturbing and convincing afterlives
THE THIRD POLICEMAN - a policeman holds up a box the colour of the sky, flanked by two heads in profile
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What is your favourite 80s French tune? (”Joe Le Taxi” can be taken as read I think)
Antoine De Caunes presenting Rapido
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy for Amazon to imagine that I’m the Iron Chef because I once bought a wok
“Cooks with specialised Asian cuisine techniques”
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
OK I’ll bite
My 9 albums by Public Enemy, Britney Spears, The Orb, Pet Shop Boys, Miles Davis, ABBA, Pixies, Various Jungle Artists, and Tim “Sex Funk” Buckley
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jesus here invisible to the naked eye
Pop star height chart you know the one
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Atrocious penmanship here
Jack the rippers supposed letter to the police
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
61. HINATSUGIMURA by Aki Shimizu Done in one horror-manga: lost travellers, folklorists, etc find an ancient mountain village and foolishly accept an offer to stay the night. Initially discrete stories combine well but it’s one of those cases where the explanations spoil the chills a bit
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Giles Martin announces his plans to improve the Beatles
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Number 2s not beating the “banging” allegations
List of recent no 2s including Good Luck Babe, APT, No Broke Boys, Lunch, yes and - Prada laughing just out of shot
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The world now if LadBaby and Captain Tom had teamed up
Utopia
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah you can overthink it for sure
The bell curve meme - both the fool and the savant agree Iago is a big racist
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The guys from Big Cook Little Cook
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
TV list giving these vibes
Paul Gambaccini present The Top 100 Albums (1987)
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
60. DESTINATION MOON by Hergé Disliked this as a kid because it was boring - I WAS RIGHT, well not entirely, the big moments are great, some beautiful drawing but this redefines padding - later Hergé would build a book entirely from comic digressions but here they sit uneasily with an actual story
Destination Moon - Tintin and company in a jeep racing towards a beautifully realised space rocket
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
59. SCARLET TRACES by Edgington & D’Israeli A dark War Of The Worlds sequel where England reverse engineers the defeated alien technology to build a steampunk-fascist Empire. Strong story but it’s D’Israeli’s confident use of scale and colour that’s the real unbeatable tech here
SCARLET TRACES- a phalanx of Martian fighting machines advances towards the reader
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
58. ABSOLUTION by Jeff Vandermeer In which the decades long losing battle between humans who hack minds and an entity that hacks bodies is now also a time war! Less a prequel or sequel, more an overgrowth, rewilding the events of the first three books like they’re the biologist’s vacant lot
Me holding up a copy of Absolution, a hardback book with a fucked up crocodile on the cover
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bart has said the line
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
57. ACCEPTANCE by Jeff Vandermeer Re-read - my first time reading this was the weirdest life mirroring art experience of my life and this is very much not a book where you want life to mirror the art
Me holding a grubby copy of ACCEPTANCE by Jeff Vandermeer - it has a yellow cover
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
56. AUTHORITY by Jeff Vandermeer If Book 1 became a film this one’s natural shape is an 8-10 part Apple TV series, a slow burn workplace horror about a guy increasingly out of his depth in a nightmare organisation
Me holding up AUTHORITY - a book with the title in an X shape with a white stripe on a blue cover
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
55. ADABANA by NON Psychological thriller that’s a fairly effective mystery but really wants to have its cake and eat it re. exploitative depictions of young women
Two Japanese high school girls sitting on the steps of a vaulted building (like a train station)
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Narnia books as Isekai Manga
1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OK this has completely sold me on the Gerwig Narnia, Charn as 70s glam rock infecting 1950s England is a banger idea
JADIS OF CHARN looking like a psychopathic take on Frida from ABBA wreaking havoc in 50s London (or possibly Oxford given the Eagle & Child pub name)
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
54. ANNIHILATION by Jeff Vandermeer A re-read (I want to re-read the first three before I finally get to the fourth) - though it strikes me more this time how this never needed to be book 1 of anything: all the information and implications are coolly bundled up in this story
Annihilation by Jeff Vandermeer - the cover with a freaky wild boar with silver foil elements
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Like the Pope I am going to spend my afternoon contemplating a fantastic Orb
The album UFOrb with a big star like object on the cover
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The say the line bart meme and the line is “how do you do, fellow Wilco fans”
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Name a band with four different billion streaming songs Oh that’s easy - wait who??
Cigarettes After Sex and their four colossal streaming hits
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
53. LAND OF BLACK GOLD by Hergé One of the messiest Tintin books - an eve-of-war thriller cancelled by actual war then turned into a 40s drama in the British Mandate then redone again in the 70s to be about Arab wealth and oil power struggles. By some miracle it ends up a banger
LAND OF BLACK GOLD by Herge - Tintin drives through the desert in a red car - in the back seat are the Thomson Twins sporting lurid aquamarine hair and beards
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
52. V by Thomas Pynchon A necklace of short stories and novellas in multiple styles linked by the finger-snapping exploits of zany lowlives and hepcats. Reliably excellent sentences and paragraphs amounting to I’m not sure what
V by Thomas Pynchon: a pop art collage of mid century Americana, sewer alligator included
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Spy vs Spy
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Crap ferry sandwich or family of cannibal serial killers?
Sandwich with We Season, We Slice, We Care written on it
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
51. ABSOLUTE MARTIAN MANHUNTER Vol 2 by Rodriguez/Camp Javier Rodriguez is both an extraordinary artist and also quite difficult to write for I think - no matter how interesting the words they’re taking up compositional space, anchoring the visuals which also means weighing them down
Absolute Martian Manhunter v2 - a befuddled guy in a suit hangs out outside a pink motel while his Martian buddy points at a butterfly
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Europe racing ahead of us on key technologies
A Haribo pick n mix
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Went to Eindhoven Zoo to see these lads
A golden takin standing on some rocksA golden takin eating a branchTwo golden takin chilling outA golden takin on some rocks
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bruges was good though! We saw a pretty lake and ate a lot of mussels
A building in Bruges on a lake with a handful of DUCKS
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Friendship ended with Belgium now The Netherlands is my best friend
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is terrible news it’s the only reason I came
Wikipedia entry confirming the flanders ultratip ended in 2021
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Finding these cursed artefacts is like being stuck in the shittiest version of “Tlön, Uqbar, Orbus Tertius”
Some normal postcards of Bruges with a terrible AI one stuck in
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
50. ABSOLUTE WONDER WOMAN Vol 2 by Thompson/Sherman/et al This remains the good stuff - love Sherman’s page designs, his movement, the way Diana has a completely different face from any other superhero. Love how Thompson makes her someone I just want to read about
ABSOLUTE WONDER WOMAN standing in bloody silhouette against a backdrop of a maze pattern
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Mini break begun!
Some critical infrastructure (Dover ferry port)
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
49. ABSOLUTE SUPERMAN Vol 2 by Aaron/Sandoval/et al Absolute Catch-Up continues! Suffers from being a very similar story to Absolute Batman v2: a Large Guy puts our hero through hell to try to break his spirit and make him his heir. It doesn’t work but there’s a Terrible Price paid.
ABSOLUTE SUPERMAN - Superman with a big beefy beardo Ra’s Al Ghul behind him
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
48. ABSOLUTE FLASH Vol 2 by Lemire/Robles/etc A step up from Vol 1 - uses the “you can’t tell yet who’s bad or good” alternate continuity dodge pretty well - though Wally himself is still a bit of a cypher a dozen issues in and the storytelling on the fight scenes is all sizzle no steak
ABSOLUTE FLASH VOL 2 - Flash fights a big monster
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
47. ABSOLUTE BATMAN Vol 2 by Dragotta/Snyder/Martin/etc Successfully walks the thin line between relentless grimness and taking the piss - Batman using his own stomach acid as a weapon is a new one on me. More than before it’s Dragotta’s ability with scale that keeps it thrill-powered
ABSOLUTE BATMAN - Batman faces off against ABSOLUTE BANE who looks similar to normal Bane but more Absolute
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Superman can excuse lynch mobs but he draws the line at the ultra humanite
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hopey in the bath saying Hey's For Horses, Ass Bite! by Jaime Hernandez
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Adam Ant’s Save The Gorilla EP (never actually released)
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is all kinds of dodgy but I would need a heart of stone not to laugh at this part
Gormley didn't hate the show, noting that it was "surprising that someone sitting still playing
tapes could be engaging,
" and added that the Performer at one point ate a pear, "which seemed
like she was making a conscious gesture."
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I grabbed a book off the shelf which I remembered having an absolutely banger opening and I was right!
How had they met? By chance, like everybody else. What were their names? What's it to you? Where were they coming from? From the nearest place. Where were they going? Does anyone really know where they're going? What were they saying? The Master wasn't saying any- thing, and Jacques was saying that his Captain used to say that every- thing that happens to us here below, for good and for ill, was written up
there, on high.

Master. That's saying a lot. 
Jacques. My Captain also used to say that every bullet shot out of the barrel of a rifle had its billet.*
Master. And he was quite right.

 After a brief pause, Jacques exclaimed: "The innkeeper and his inn Can go to hell!”

Opening of Jacques The Fatalist by Diderot
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