Tom @tomdetraque.bsky.social · 17/02/2026the social contract should be amended to not acknowledge that I have the memory of a drunk goldfish 1140
Tom @tomdetraque.bsky.social · 09/02/2026suspended on IG, banned on Snapchat.. there's a snitch in the midst. What's up Bluesky? 4561
Reposted by TomTom @tomdetraque.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Reintroduction thread Name: Tom Pronouns: He/Him Location: Brooklyn, NY Interests: Tequila, Pop punk, horror movies, butts, boys. Vocation: Event planner for a hotel chain. 0492
Tom @tomdetraque.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Snapchat is the wild wild fucking west lmao y'all think that app is sniffies I swear 😂💀 080
Tom @tomdetraque.bsky.social · 13/04/2025it never fails to amuse and baffle me the extreme lengths straight men who ARE FRIENDS will go to not to sit next to each other on the subway lmao 050
Tom @tomdetraque.bsky.social · 11/04/2025I got a new phone and when I was getting a screen protector the girl was like "do you want the one with the privacy screen?" and while I pretended to think it over I ultimately knew that I did not, because if I'm looking at porn or sending nudes or talking shit I really don't care who sees it. 🤷 150
Reposted by TomPenguins Against Trump @penguinsagainstdt.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Most birds have a fight or flight response. He forgot we’re flightless birds. 99170102740
Reposted by TomSteve Edwards @the-big-quiet.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Just a reminder: having a functional moral compass right now is going to make you feel bad all the time; don’t mistakenly hate yourself for that. 286194094011
Tom @tomdetraque.bsky.social · 24/03/2025does it still count as day drinking if it's almost 8pm? asking for a friend 110
Tom @tomdetraque.bsky.social · 28/02/2025oomf is so so so hot but has AWFUL tattoos and every time I see him I wanna fight his tattoo artists 😤😡 180
Tom @tomdetraque.bsky.social · 22/02/2025also, hi! I forgot about this app for a little minute there. been busy. 0560
Tom @tomdetraque.bsky.social · 22/02/2025y'all ever have a nightmare that's really just a memory playing out scene by scene only it feels like it's happening all over again? 🙃 0110
Tom @tomdetraque.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Idk who needs to hear this but bangs are not making a comeback. don't let bangs happen to hot men. do more for your community. 030
Tom @tomdetraque.bsky.social · 30/01/2025if Scream 7 casting announcements were a bingo card I'd lose every time 🤯 040
Tom @tomdetraque.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Post yourself as a drink.media.tenor.coma heart with a blue slurpee inside of itALT: a heart with a blue slurpee inside of it 030
Tom @tomdetraque.bsky.social · 28/01/2025please don't ever ask me "what do you like to do for fun?" I promise you I'm so awkward with that question and this will be my default response 170
Tom @tomdetraque.bsky.social · 25/01/20254 favorite horror movies It's *impossible* to narrow it down to just 4 😭 160
Reposted by TomBen 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Coffee isn’t doing the job today, will try lobotomy next 41086
Tom @tomdetraque.bsky.social · 24/01/2025how do you talk shit about someone and then tap them? 🥴media.tenor.coma man in a tie is smiling and saying that 's embarrassingALT: a man in a tie is smiling and saying that 's embarrassing 030
Tom @tomdetraque.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I literally had a nightmare that I was working in a gigantic Christmas department store and was dealing with everyone returning shit in January and it felt like it was neverending. It was awful. the Madison Montgomery of it all. 😭😢 060
Tom @tomdetraque.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie 0110
Reposted by TomKevin McHale @kevinmchale.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Not being gay sounds so boring 842346365
Tom @tomdetraque.bsky.social · 13/01/2025why are Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson in a Salesforce commercial? I'm done 😂 020
Tom @tomdetraque.bsky.social · 08/01/2025it's 24° in NYC today and all I can think about is my five shots of espresso over ice in a grande cup with almond milk + two pumps of vanilla 1100
Tom @tomdetraque.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Scream 7 started filming today and despite my best efforts I cannot find one photo of anyone even being on location on the entire internet? You've failed me miserably 2025 020
Reposted by TomJosué “The Cake Guy” @thecakeguy.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Nightmare Before Christmas Cakes 💀🎄 1479
Reposted by TomMike Sterling, A Halloween Comic Shipping First Week of November @mikester.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Anyway, the new Superman movie has Krypto the Superdog in it, so it is already the best film of 2025. 2378165
Reposted by TomDavid Mack @davidmackau.bsky.social · 19/12/2024the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker* 1304506209716
Reposted by TomDerek G @derekgee.bsky.social · 16/12/2024I don’t know how you do it any other way. 1019349
Tom @tomdetraque.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I took an edible after dinner and then got lost in my phone. I just looked at the time and realized I spent the last hour scrolling through pictures of pop tarts on reddit. why am I single? 050
