Derek G @derekgee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Me bookmarking all the Folsom content.static.klipy.comBeyoncé Laughs While Using Phone/TabletALT: Beyoncé Laughs While Using Phone/Tablet 2462
Derek G @derekgee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I wish I could ticket people for bad beach etiquette. There’s literally 4 people on this beach and you decide to sit right in front of me…? 👮🏼♂️ 3280
Derek G @derekgee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Gonna cling to these tan lines as long as possible. 1030914
Derek G @derekgee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Started Invisalign today… that’s round 3 of braces. 😬🫠static.klipy.comInternally Screaming FMLALT: Internally Screaming FML 1250
Derek G @derekgee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Someone explain to me how Netflix didn’t cast this woman as Lizzie Borden… 3350
Derek G @derekgee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Neighbors closed their blinds… guess they got sick of seeing my ass. 🤭 7850
Derek G @derekgee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026At no point do you need to have three sets of dumbbells… 😒 2291
Derek G @derekgee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This has to be the worst day that gingers had since that Game of Thrones episode aired. 4270
Derek G @derekgee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If I see one more person post that they’re in Paris, I’m gonna fucking lose it. 😭 1200
Derek G @derekgee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It’s my birthday, so as is customary, please send nüdz. 🥳 14580
Derek G @derekgee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026“Why do you keep matching with me if we’re never going to meet?” Well I’m sure your unnecessarily aggressive first messages never encouraged me to unmatch you previously. 1272
Derek G @derekgee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I know I’ve been bitching about wanting cooler weather, but a potential hurricane on Labor Day weekend was not what I had in mind. 😒 4280
Derek G @derekgee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It’s funny how similar Sunday’s uniform looks to Saturday’s… 937513
Derek G @derekgee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026At 7:08 my boss said to me, “Oh, good thinking. That’s a great idea.” I’m taking that as an invitation to mentally check out for the rest of the day. 😎 1260
Derek G @derekgee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The vicious cycle of not using points for my trip, but now I have enough points to pay for another trip… 🤔 2171
Derek G @derekgee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The group chat for the bachelorette party I’m going to this weekend just kicked off. 🫠static.klipy.comJohn Krasinski Pours More Wine For SelfALT: John Krasinski Pours More Wine For Self 0230
Derek G @derekgee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026First Monday after a 10 day holiday… Nudes would be greatly appreciated at a time like this. 🥹 2441
Derek G @derekgee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026If anyone needs me for the foreseeable future… think again. Unless you’re sending me nudes. :) 1140913
Derek G @derekgee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Nothing puts a nice bow on a European vacation like a hot threesome. 🤭 2900
Derek G @derekgee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Happy Friday to the man outside that I just made direct eye contact with while standing butt-ass naked in my hotel room. 😘 51050
Derek G @derekgee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Got to hang with @naturistscot.bsky.social last night. 😊 19118063
Derek G @derekgee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Staying at a friend’s house and woke up 2 hours before them… 4430
Derek G @derekgee.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I was bullied into participating in #scs by @dgschell.bsky.social. 856934
