Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 2hThis must make a terrible mess in his diaper. I almost feel bad that Natalie will have to clean that up tonight… 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 2hNot a huge fan of Julie Menin, but this has improved my opinion of her a little. 020
Reposted by Verified Tom CarpenterJessy Edwards @jessyedwards.bsky.social · 3hMenin asks the AI execs to "raise your hand if your company has insurance for catastrophic risks." No one does. "Okay, I'm going to take that as a no... So then the public, I assume, will be asked to absorb the costs." Each of the execs then scramble to clarify that they actually don't know. 816684
Reposted by Verified Tom CarpenterCenter for Climate Integrity @climateintegrity.org · 2hCCI Legal Director Corey Riday-White's response to today's arguments in Suncor v. Boulder: “Big Oil’s desperation to escape trial for climate deception is still in search of a legal justification." 193
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 5hFox News is now killing people, apparently.thedailybeast.comFox News Star Blamed for Producer's Death in Explosive Report“If you took Benji out of the equation, this never would have happened.” 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I mean, the memes are funny, but has it occurred to anyone that it could just be that Katie Britt is a stupid mouth-breather? Um...Occam's razor, right -- the simplest explanation is usually it? 010
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The thing I love most about this Sen. Schmitt faceplant, is that he thought he was going to parlay his gotcha moment into being Vance's VP pick and had his people leak that story to a bunch of news outlets who ran with it. Meanwhile, 15 million Americans lost healthcare because of his party. 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh, man. Natalie printed it out wrong. Now she's going to have to write another one of those weird S&M sub apology grovel letters to her creepy narcoleptic boyfriend, er... uh.... boss. 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I guess she was jealous that his fake tits were bigger than her fake tits?people.comKristi Noem Files for Divorce from Husband Bryon Noem After 34 Years of MarriageKristi Noem filed for divorce from her husband, Bryon Noem, after 34 years of marriage, according to court records in their home state of South Dakota. 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Practical advice I found on the internet. Handy tips and tricks! 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Amateur hour?!? How about morally-bankrupt corruption and graft at taxpayer expense? Even with one foot out the door, the GOP tries to mind mine and whitewash the unbelievable corruption surrounding the Trum Crime Family. 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026He’s acting like Mamdani personally issued his arrest warrant. WTF? 000
Reposted by Verified Tom CarpenterArbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Peter Thiel: -mentioned in ~3,000 Epstein file documents -exchanged ~2,000 emails with Epstein -swapped strategies with Epstein to avoid the IRS tracking their hidden wealth This is the guy who helped our vice-president in key moments in his career." 9225061186
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You’re paying more for everything, because Trump raped a kid and doesn’t want the Epstein files released. Why is that not a campaign ad? 000
Reposted by Verified Tom CarpenterM Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026THIS 👇 HERE....... 15850521475
Reposted by Verified Tom CarpenterJennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I think @darrigomelanie.bsky.social said everything that needs to be said. 658172085070
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Who could have predicted that after Jaxon Dart came out as a Trump-loving MAGA Hatetriot that he'd suffer a massive hit from a black player that would force ESPN to go to an emergency commercial break? Only, um, everybody? 030
Reposted by Verified Tom CarpenterMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 20/09/2026Katie Phang on Trump’s latest attack on the press: “He’s not trying to win a legal argument. He’s just trying to make a point, and the point is: ‘I can do this to you, and you can’t stop me fast enough to make it matter.’” More 👇katiephang.substack.comTrump’s War on WordsLike a petulant child, Trump pulls the welcome mat from the People’s House 771848520
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026They want to control your access to information so that you can’t make informed decisions. They want to tell you what to think. If you’re okay with the government telling you what to think, I’ve got news for you… •YOU• are the communist. 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m furious. How dare he decide where I’m allowed to get my news, and what opinions I choose to form. You can’t fucking tell me what I’m supposed to think, no matter how rich or powerful you are. I hope you die in prison. 010
Reposted by Verified Tom CarpenterMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 18/09/2026Judge Sullivan ordered Todd Blanche to turn over unredacted FBI notes from interviews with a victim who alleged Trump sexually abused her at 13–15. Deadline: Sept. 24 at 11 AM. Blanche could face contempt if he doesn’t comply. Katie Phang reports. 1112352678
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026We saw Coyote vs. Acme, today and it’s really, really good. Not just funny, but smart. A rare film with mass appeal that’s actually about something. There are movies I like, and movies that are good. They’re not always the same thing. This was both. 010
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I haven’t been in middle school for more than a few decades, so I missed the morning announcement that today was “Opposite Day.” 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Her dress matches her lover…er…boss! 000
Reposted by Verified Tom CarpenterArhoolie MacDoodle @arhooliemacdoodle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Err, um,cough,ahem, uh....why hasn't President Rapist sued Ted Lieu? Well, obviously.......👉👹👈 655150214898
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026We’re all mourning the loss of Dolly Parton. But the solution is simple: carry her legacy forward. If we all support literacy programs, arts education, and live our lives as advocates for everyone being their authentic selves, we can ensure that Dolly lives on. 010
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026If a Democrat wants my support, they should pledge to televise any trial of elected officials for alleged corruption. Actually…introduce that bill today. Force a vote on it before the midterms. Fire that shit across the bow. 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026If you’re not part of the solution, you’re a libertarian. 000
Reposted by Verified Tom CarpenterLAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Concentrated laser beams—including 532nm green wavelengths—can overheat, melt, and permanently disable microscopic pixels and circuitry on digital CMOS or CCD camera sensors. 15829333
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Your party controls all three branches of government right now. How is this not your fault? And why are you yourself an example of it? How stupid are the people who voted for these con men? 022
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Imagine having a fetish where you get off on being cussed out by an obese octogenarian who poops his pants on the regular. 000
Reposted by Verified Tom CarpenterRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Reminder... Any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message — they can't win on their ideas alone. 13662511778
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Just when you thought it couldn't get more creepy and weird and gross, the aide looks like his daughter -- specifically the daughter that he wants to date. 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026More proof that the GOP is the party of child abuse. tiffinohio.net/posts/ohio-s...tiffinohio.netOhio Supreme Court suspends Judge Jon Ickes, orders him off Sandusky County bench immediatelyThe court rejected its own board's recommendation of no time off the bench, citing a stepson-detective conflict that forced two convicted defendants through second trials. 000
Reposted by Verified Tom CarpenterTSN @tsnofficial.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The WNBPA has released a statement emphasizing diversity and inclusion, amidst a recent focus on transgender athletes. 39116
Reposted by Verified Tom CarpenterMichael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 07/08/2026When in a desert, we celebrate the drop of rain. 👍 570118181585
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026It’s embarrassing that Rand Paul is in the United States Senate. The man puts hair gel on a wig, ffs. 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Is anybody watching Furious on Hulu and finding themselves thinking "release the Epstein files and we could solve this in three seconds flat." 020
Reposted by Verified Tom Carpenterkenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026So why isn't Fox news televising interviews of all the happy people who live near data centers so we can hear what a treat it is to live with the constant noise, lights, increased utility costs and non-existent new jobs? 377139073764
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Can we elect this guy to the United States House of Representatives? 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Part of me wishes that UEFA started their boycott •after• the deal was done, so that all of those rich people would lose a shit ton of money buying a pig in a poke. 000
Reposted by Verified Tom CarpenterRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 31/07/2026At the start of the Civil War, there were 4 million people who were enslaved in the US. Families were separated so some members could be sold to plantations in other parts of the country, including children. 120582252282
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Another person who I hope dies in prison. 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 28/07/2026The CEO of GM introduced Trump at a political rally in Michigan, today. You should assume that @generalmotors.bsky.social supports pedophiles, and dismantling democracy. I love my Buick Encore, but I love Anerica more. 001
Reposted by Verified Tom CarpenterStrandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026*Do* *not* *travel* to the US!arstechnica.comActivist charged with felony after giving border agent "duress code" that wiped his phone - Ars TechnicaThe government says destroying his own data during an airport interrogation was illegal. 741065388
Reposted by Verified Tom CarpenterAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/07/2026GM CEO Mary Barra is introducing Trump at his rally. Something to keep in mind if you're in the market for a vehicle anytime soon. 94373642645