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Verified Tom Carpenter

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Chronicler of the Apocalypse. Wearing flip-flops on the subway is unsanitary.

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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 2h
This must make a terrible mess in his diaper. I almost feel bad that Natalie will have to clean that up tonight…
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 2h
Not a huge fan of Julie Menin, but this has improved my opinion of her a little.
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Jessy Edwards @jessyedwards.bsky.social · 3h
Menin asks the AI execs to "raise your hand if your company has insurance for catastrophic risks." No one does. "Okay, I'm going to take that as a no... So then the public, I assume, will be asked to absorb the costs." Each of the execs then scramble to clarify that they actually don't know.
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Center for Climate Integrity @climateintegrity.org · 2h
CCI Legal Director Corey Riday-White's response to today's arguments in Suncor v. Boulder: “Big Oil’s desperation to escape trial for climate deception is still in search of a legal justification."
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 5h
Fox News is now killing people, apparently.
thedailybeast.com
Fox News Star Blamed for Producer's Death in Explosive Report
“If you took Benji out of the equation, this never would have happened.”
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean, the memes are funny, but has it occurred to anyone that it could just be that Katie Britt is a stupid mouth-breather? Um...Occam's razor, right -- the simplest explanation is usually it?
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The thing I love most about this Sen. Schmitt faceplant, is that he thought he was going to parlay his gotcha moment into being Vance's VP pick and had his people leak that story to a bunch of news outlets who ran with it. Meanwhile, 15 million Americans lost healthcare because of his party.
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh, man. Natalie printed it out wrong. Now she's going to have to write another one of those weird S&M sub apology grovel letters to her creepy narcoleptic boyfriend, er... uh.... boss.
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I guess she was jealous that his fake tits were bigger than her fake tits?
people.com
Kristi Noem Files for Divorce from Husband Bryon Noem After 34 Years of Marriage
Kristi Noem filed for divorce from her husband, Bryon Noem, after 34 years of marriage, according to court records in their home state of South Dakota.
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Practical advice I found on the internet. Handy tips and tricks!
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Amateur hour?!? How about morally-bankrupt corruption and graft at taxpayer expense? Even with one foot out the door, the GOP tries to mind mine and whitewash the unbelievable corruption surrounding the Trum Crime Family.
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He’s acting like Mamdani personally issued his arrest warrant. WTF?
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Peter Thiel: -mentioned in ~3,000 Epstein file documents -exchanged ~2,000 emails with Epstein -swapped strategies with Epstein to avoid the IRS tracking their hidden wealth This is the guy who helped our vice-president in key moments in his career."
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You’re paying more for everything, because Trump raped a kid and doesn’t want the Epstein files released. Why is that not a campaign ad?
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think @darrigomelanie.bsky.social said everything that needs to be said.
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Who could have predicted that after Jaxon Dart came out as a Trump-loving MAGA Hatetriot that he'd suffer a massive hit from a black player that would force ESPN to go to an emergency commercial break? Only, um, everybody?
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 20/09/2026
Katie Phang on Trump’s latest attack on the press: “He’s not trying to win a legal argument. He’s just trying to make a point, and the point is: ‘I can do this to you, and you can’t stop me fast enough to make it matter.’” More 👇
katiephang.substack.com
Trump’s War on Words
Like a petulant child, Trump pulls the welcome mat from the People’s House
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They want to control your access to information so that you can’t make informed decisions. They want to tell you what to think. If you’re okay with the government telling you what to think, I’ve got news for you… •YOU• are the communist.
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m furious. How dare he decide where I’m allowed to get my news, and what opinions I choose to form. You can’t fucking tell me what I’m supposed to think, no matter how rich or powerful you are. I hope you die in prison.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 18/09/2026
Judge Sullivan ordered Todd Blanche to turn over unredacted FBI notes from interviews with a victim who alleged Trump sexually abused her at 13–15. Deadline: Sept. 24 at 11 AM. Blanche could face contempt if he doesn’t comply. Katie Phang reports.
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I hope he dies in prison.
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is astonishing.
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We saw Coyote vs. Acme, today and it’s really, really good. Not just funny, but smart. A rare film with mass appeal that’s actually about something. There are movies I like, and movies that are good. They’re not always the same thing. This was both.
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I haven’t been in middle school for more than a few decades, so I missed the morning announcement that today was “Opposite Day.”
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Her dress matches her lover…er…boss!
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Arhoolie MacDoodle @arhooliemacdoodle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Err, um,cough,ahem, uh....why hasn't President Rapist sued Ted Lieu? Well, obviously.......👉👹👈
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We’re all mourning the loss of Dolly Parton. But the solution is simple: carry her legacy forward. If we all support literacy programs, arts education, and live our lives as advocates for everyone being their authentic selves, we can ensure that Dolly lives on.
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If a Democrat wants my support, they should pledge to televise any trial of elected officials for alleged corruption. Actually…introduce that bill today. Force a vote on it before the midterms. Fire that shit across the bow.
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If you’re not part of the solution, you’re a libertarian.
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Concentrated laser beams—including 532nm green wavelengths—can overheat, melt, and permanently disable microscopic pixels and circuitry on digital CMOS or CCD camera sensors.
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Your party controls all three branches of government right now. How is this not your fault? And why are you yourself an example of it? How stupid are the people who voted for these con men?
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Imagine having a fetish where you get off on being cussed out by an obese octogenarian who poops his pants on the regular.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Reminder... Any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message — they can't win on their ideas alone.
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Just when you thought it couldn't get more creepy and weird and gross, the aide looks like his daughter -- specifically the daughter that he wants to date.
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
More proof that the GOP is the party of child abuse. tiffinohio.net/posts/ohio-s...
tiffinohio.net
Ohio Supreme Court suspends Judge Jon Ickes, orders him off Sandusky County bench immediately
The court rejected its own board's recommendation of no time off the bench, citing a stepson-detective conflict that forced two convicted defendants through second trials.
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TSN @tsnofficial.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The WNBPA has released a statement emphasizing diversity and inclusion, amidst a recent focus on transgender athletes.
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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
When in a desert, we celebrate the drop of rain. 👍
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
They should call it “One Hour.”
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It’s embarrassing that Rand Paul is in the United States Senate. The man puts hair gel on a wig, ffs.
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Is anybody watching Furious on Hulu and finding themselves thinking "release the Epstein files and we could solve this in three seconds flat."
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
So why isn't Fox news televising interviews of all the happy people who live near data centers so we can hear what a treat it is to live with the constant noise, lights, increased utility costs and non-existent new jobs?
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Can we elect this guy to the United States House of Representatives?
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Part of me wishes that UEFA started their boycott •after• the deal was done, so that all of those rich people would lose a shit ton of money buying a pig in a poke.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
At the start of the Civil War, there were 4 million people who were enslaved in the US. Families were separated so some members could be sold to plantations in other parts of the country, including children.
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Another person who I hope dies in prison.
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Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The CEO of GM introduced Trump at a political rally in Michigan, today. You should assume that @generalmotors.bsky.social supports pedophiles, and dismantling democracy. I love my Buick Encore, but I love Anerica more.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
*Do* *not* *travel* to the US!
arstechnica.com
Activist charged with felony after giving border agent "duress code" that wiped his phone - Ars Technica
The government says destroying his own data during an airport interrogation was illegal.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/07/2026
GM CEO Mary Barra is introducing Trump at his rally. Something to keep in mind if you're in the market for a vehicle anytime soon.
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