Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 1hWell, could we put him in jail during the lame duck session? After a trial and due process, of course. Or, maybe he’s an illegal. His name ends in a vowel. That’s suspicious. Maybe put him in prison in South Sudan until we get to the bottom of this. Forget what I said about due process. 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Because he is. That’s what Adderall adicts do. They lose control of their bowels. And then a girl named Natalie has to clean them up at the end of the day. But she doesn’t mind. She loves to wallow in shit. 010
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The GOP has been the pro-child abuse party for a very long time. 000
Reposted by Verified Tom CarpenterMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 06/10/2026Fox News gave Dennis Hastert, whom a federal judge called a “serial child molester,” a warm “In Memoriam” sendoff.meidasnews.comFox News Runs ‘In Memoriam’ for Serial Child Molester Dennis HastertThe network gave the disgraced former Republican House speaker a solemn televised sendoff, describing his sexual abuse of teenage boys as “allegations” that merely “tainted” his reputation. 2662230930
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This must make a terrible mess in his diaper. I almost feel bad that Natalie will have to clean that up tonight… 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026What a mess in his diaper that must make. Poor Natalie having to clean it up… 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Not a huge fan of Julie Menin, but this has improved my opinion of her a little. 020
Reposted by Verified Tom CarpenterJessy Edwards @jessyedwards.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Menin asks the AI execs to "raise your hand if your company has insurance for catastrophic risks." No one does. "Okay, I'm going to take that as a no... So then the public, I assume, will be asked to absorb the costs." Each of the execs then scramble to clarify that they actually don't know. 9208102
Reposted by Verified Tom CarpenterCenter for Climate Integrity @climateintegrity.org · 05/10/2026CCI Legal Director Corey Riday-White's response to today's arguments in Suncor v. Boulder: “Big Oil’s desperation to escape trial for climate deception is still in search of a legal justification." 1153
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Fox News is now killing people, apparently.thedailybeast.comFox News Star Blamed for Producer's Death in Explosive Report“If you took Benji out of the equation, this never would have happened.” 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026When they go low, we get LOUD. I never thought anyone could improve on Michelle Obama. But there you have it. 0325
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I mean, the memes are funny, but has it occurred to anyone that it could just be that Katie Britt is a stupid mouth-breather? Um...Occam's razor, right -- the simplest explanation is usually it? 010
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The thing I love most about this Sen. Schmitt faceplant, is that he thought he was going to parlay his gotcha moment into being Vance's VP pick and had his people leak that story to a bunch of news outlets who ran with it. Meanwhile, 15 million Americans lost healthcare because of his party. 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026In Kennedy's defense, the facial expression is because he has a poopy diaper. He's so MAGA, he's started shitting himself on live TV, to show loyalty to Trump. 010
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If Katie Phang were a man, I would gay marry her. 091
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh, man. Natalie printed it out wrong. Now she's going to have to write another one of those weird S&M sub apology grovel letters to her creepy narcoleptic boyfriend, er... uh.... boss. 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I guess she was jealous that his fake tits were bigger than her fake tits?people.comKristi Noem Files for Divorce from Husband Bryon Noem After 34 Years of MarriageKristi Noem filed for divorce from her husband, Bryon Noem, after 34 years of marriage, according to court records in their home state of South Dakota. 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Practical advice I found on the internet. Handy tips and tricks! 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Natalie printed it wrong, and now she’s going to write one of her S&M sub porn apology letters to her fat, sleepy, senile boyfriend, er…boss. 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026And you could have a dollar for every trans woman playing sports in the NCAA, and still not be able to afford a gallon of diesel. 110
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fun fact: there are fewer trans women on laying sports in the NCAA, than there are rapists at Cornell. 1203
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Amateur hour?!? How about morally-bankrupt corruption and graft at taxpayer expense? Even with one foot out the door, the GOP tries to mind mine and whitewash the unbelievable corruption surrounding the Trum Crime Family. 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Thank you for doing such a great job with these day-to-day issues, •and• for leading with integrity on the big-pictures stuff, as well. 010
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I will say, Bannon looks better these days. Maybe it’s the filler in his face, and by “filler” I mean fat from eating greasy fried food and not dying. 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026He’s acting like Mamdani personally issued his arrest warrant. WTF? 000
Reposted by Verified Tom CarpenterArbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Peter Thiel: -mentioned in ~3,000 Epstein file documents -exchanged ~2,000 emails with Epstein -swapped strategies with Epstein to avoid the IRS tracking their hidden wealth This is the guy who helped our vice-president in key moments in his career." 9225061186
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You’re paying more for everything, because Trump raped a kid and doesn’t want the Epstein files released. Why is that not a campaign ad? 000
Reposted by Verified Tom CarpenterM Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026THIS 👇 HERE....... 15850501475
Reposted by Verified Tom CarpenterJennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I think @darrigomelanie.bsky.social said everything that needs to be said. 659172125073
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Who could have predicted that after Jaxon Dart came out as a Trump-loving MAGA Hatetriot that he'd suffer a massive hit from a black player that would force ESPN to go to an emergency commercial break? Only, um, everybody? 030
Reposted by Verified Tom CarpenterMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 20/09/2026Katie Phang on Trump’s latest attack on the press: “He’s not trying to win a legal argument. He’s just trying to make a point, and the point is: ‘I can do this to you, and you can’t stop me fast enough to make it matter.’” More 👇katiephang.substack.comTrump’s War on WordsLike a petulant child, Trump pulls the welcome mat from the People’s House 771848520
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026They want to control your access to information so that you can’t make informed decisions. They want to tell you what to think. If you’re okay with the government telling you what to think, I’ve got news for you… •YOU• are the communist. 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I think you should do it. You’re not throwing money down a rat hole. You’re making an investment, and paying rent to yourself, instead of someone else. 010
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m furious. How dare he decide where I’m allowed to get my news, and what opinions I choose to form. You can’t fucking tell me what I’m supposed to think, no matter how rich or powerful you are. I hope you die in prison. 010
Reposted by Verified Tom CarpenterMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 18/09/2026Judge Sullivan ordered Todd Blanche to turn over unredacted FBI notes from interviews with a victim who alleged Trump sexually abused her at 13–15. Deadline: Sept. 24 at 11 AM. Blanche could face contempt if he doesn’t comply. Katie Phang reports. 1112352678
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026How do prisoners in SHU get access to social media? 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Natalie doesn’t have much of an attention span, either. Do you think she’s also an adderalladdict? 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Okay. Medicare fraud. Put Rick Scott in prison. Problem solved. 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’ve heard that he doesn’t know how to read. 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Does this one also rape children? Or is it just the vibe he gives off? I’m just starting to assume that anyone in the Epstein Administration rapes little kids. 001
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026She now carries two laser printers, prescriptions for adderall, viagra, and generic blood thinner, two changes of her one underwear, breath mints, and a box of size XL Depends. 000
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026How do we know this? Has Saudi Arabia stopped killing journalists? 001
Verified Tom Carpenter @tomcarpenter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Well, they have been setting the table for what the party stands for today. For forty years. Since Reagan. They made this possible. They don’t get a pass. 001