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Tom

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Caddie at JCB Golf and Country Club, aspiring golf sicko. Newsletter ⤵️ buttondown.com/lefttoright Instagram: instagram.com/tombrittencaddie

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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 3h
Today was utterly dreadful. Lost bits of my soul out there. Fridays do, occasionally, miss, it turns out. Pint of wine, please.
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daniel harris @danielharris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kevin Sinfield has been knighted. I wrote about him in Joy of Six: love. www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j...
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The Joy of Six: stories of love in sport
A father helping a son across the line, Kevin Sinfield’s inspirational friendship with Rob Burrow and more – when devotion to others takes centre stage
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's where I landed with it. Thought he was oblivious - which was surprising given his young son plays off +1 playing with him - and, for the greater good, he needed telling. Took the advice but didn't say anything. Followed through on the advice in the next bunker. Tipped well at the end. 😇
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Guy all day walks into a bunker then walks out a different way creating twice the amount of work. Do you flag this to him, knowing that he may not take it well as intended, or say nothing to potentially protect the tip and let him carry on future rounds oblivious. (I told him.)
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Remember when everyone wanted Arsenal to win the league over City 📝
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Jos Roberts @robertsjos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some haircut from Caius Faatili for the superleague grand final.
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sits at Ferguson's front door, the Glazers and everything since, worse still, he had a choice.
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ready ✊
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They'll take James. Obsessed already
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Full mast for Traitors
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Would love this for United TBH
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@robertsjos.bsky.social this week
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Toad in the hole tonight 🍂 gotta be some benefit to the slide into autumn/winter. Or sausages and mash. Haven't quite decided.
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fridays do not miss 💰
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A rare twilight round yday 🥰
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A rare twilight round 🥰
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Youngy @mancversusfood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All this Danny Thommo stuff makes me think of a family tradition we do every Boxing Day, and no its not all going stabbing lifeboats and intimidating lifeguards! Sorry longish thread as its a great story of actual heroes that should make us all feel patriotic.
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TheParisAngel @theparisangel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Story of my fucking life.
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WOAT
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
On 8 green and heard a high pitched buzzing in my ear, the fucker had hitched a lift in my boiler suit collar. Think I nobbled it in time. Death to all of their kin.
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The little shits hang around in the ceiling and then dive straight in mid leak. Got done a couple months ago but managed to fight off the one today - or so I thought.
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The odd mosquito love hanging out in the halfway single bathroom, water nearby so makes sense. I always dive in there first before the players and try to get in and out quickly as there's only one toilet and lots of golfers passing it after 7 and then after 10.
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My life used to revolve around watching United. Now I think it's just habit. I feel nothing watching them.
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Too ill to even lie on the sofa in front of the golf rip
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Had the best week at Dunham Forest with Paul Conroy 🇮🇪 We didn't quite make it but we never gave up, earning a window of opportunity in our final back nine. Below we were discussing UK/US fast food during Round 2, after Paul needing pulling out of a rather large hole. Relief!
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Need a good scoring day today lads. Keep 'em crossed for us
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm slammed until October 🫠
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Friday but working Saturday
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Left as soon as the second went in
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fml
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Now then
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hell of a touch and finish
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'll let you decide over a pint
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
She gave me a 10
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm awake 🔴⚪⚫
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My legs have doubled in size in the past 18 months
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Gotta fuel up before going out on the grass ⛽⛽
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm coming home a stone heavier. Currently forcing down a second breakfast of eggs and smoked salmon at the club.
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Gave her a solid and generous 8/10
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Beautiful stuff, triumphant scenes.
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Congratulations! Looks mega
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Soon be Friday (Thursday).
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Walking down F9 fairway this morning: "Reckon she does a good lasagne?" *pause* Yeah, I reckon. Confident.
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not excessive! Love that
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
* K* And yeah, all the players are good.
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They're all good. K grind 60 💵 He tried T100s twice and hated them. Difficult getting new APs.
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lol at 3x polos btw
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nice! That's not mine - it's my player's for this week. DPWT Q School. He's an Irish guy based in the States.
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"I know it's a Monday night but - glass of fizz? It's English."
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