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Tom

@tomajbritten.bsky.social
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Caddie at JCB Golf and Country Club, aspiring golf sicko. Newsletter ⤵️ buttondown.com/lefttoright Instagram: instagram.com/tombrittencaddie

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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 12h
Remember when everyone wanted Arsenal to win the league over City 📝
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Jos Roberts @robertsjos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some haircut from Caius Faatili for the superleague grand final.
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ready ✊
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They'll take James. Obsessed already
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Full mast for Traitors
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Would love this for United TBH
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@robertsjos.bsky.social this week
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Toad in the hole tonight 🍂 gotta be some benefit to the slide into autumn/winter. Or sausages and mash. Haven't quite decided.
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fridays do not miss 💰
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A rare twilight round 🥰
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Youngy @mancversusfood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All this Danny Thommo stuff makes me think of a family tradition we do every Boxing Day, and no its not all going stabbing lifeboats and intimidating lifeguards! Sorry longish thread as its a great story of actual heroes that should make us all feel patriotic.
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TheParisAngel @theparisangel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Story of my fucking life.
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The odd mosquito love hanging out in the halfway single bathroom, water nearby so makes sense. I always dive in there first before the players and try to get in and out quickly as there's only one toilet and lots of golfers passing it after 7 and then after 10.
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My life used to revolve around watching United. Now I think it's just habit. I feel nothing watching them.
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Too ill to even lie on the sofa in front of the golf rip
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Had the best week at Dunham Forest with Paul Conroy 🇮🇪 We didn't quite make it but we never gave up, earning a window of opportunity in our final back nine. Below we were discussing UK/US fast food during Round 2, after Paul needing pulling out of a rather large hole. Relief!
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Need a good scoring day today lads. Keep 'em crossed for us
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Left as soon as the second went in
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fml
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Now then
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hell of a touch and finish
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
She gave me a 10
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm awake 🔴⚪⚫
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
LOVE the work. Club caddying is good but this is the shit. Get me on Tour
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fucked up w my Airbnb, shared house with the host - on top of each other in living quarters. I like my own space. Had a drink and a chat last night. She's cooking me lasagne for dinner tonight, 6pm sharp, and I'm returning the favour with a ribeye tomorrow. Nice having company away from home.
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fun practice day. We go again tomorrow
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🔴⚪⚫
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Lost the coin flip for driving/drinking in a rare outing for dinner 🕊️🕊️
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Matchplay golf 🔥
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
New team, fresh start. Deserves a decent break after being messed around for years - so far so good with these lot 🔴🔵
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ben Shelton looks like a killer 😎🥒
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Wide awake at 3am on my day off: bad. Catching the end of the tennis: good.
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The squirrels are busier than kids in a sweet shop 💨🍂🌰
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Essay alert 🚨🚨 Hudson Weibel DPWT Q School First Stage 2026 Lucked out looping for Hudson this week at Huddersfield Golf Club. A genuine pleasure to watch and work for. Great to also meet and put faces to names.
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Last day of summer today in the UK with the weather? RIP 🕊️ BBQ.
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A fine vintage worthy of your time www.instagram.com/reel/Dc3Gm44...
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Willet Haxby on Instagram: "My favourite review yet! Thank you, Shirley park #golf #golfcontent #golfaddict #golflife #comedy"
1,321 likes, 76 comments - golfyboi_ on September 4, 2026: "My favourite review yet! Thank you, Shirley park #golf #golfcontent #golfaddict #golflife #comedy".
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Cheated out of BBQs recently but it's now roast weather. Pork belly.
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Hoddy @redhod99.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
'People losing their heads, it's only pre season' is one boring fucking opinion. It's a week until the season and anyone who watched that last yesterday can't possibly have not been concerned, it was a complete mess. The only hope is that it was because so many were getting their first minutes
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
@robertsjos.bsky.social don't see many of these
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daniel harris @danielharris.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I interviewed Joe Pearlman, director of Mourinho www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Interviewing José Mourinho: ego, charisma, talent and his ‘rucksack of pain’
Director Joe Pearlman tells Daniel Harris he expected Real Madrid manager to ‘try to manipulate us’ in making of Netflix series
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Extremely basic but - I'm currently in the garden and, whew, little drops of water are falling from the sky for the first time in MONTHS. Feel free to give this a snide like in November. 💙
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Fucking hell
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
36°C on Thursday? Sure.
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Cara Ellison @caraellison.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ppl often ask what ‘British food’ is and I would say think about the best Thanksgiving meal you’ve ever had and imagine you have it every Sunday and that’s what it is. It isn’t ‘beans’ or whatever. The mums have been studying how to get their kids home from uni every week w/ potatoes fried in drugs
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Braced for yet more hot and dry weather while already fully anxious about winter I'm finding hard to untangle.
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh boy @nigella.bsky.social
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Chucking it down ootside, making a right racket n all.
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Good morning from Saunton 🍆
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Tom @tomajbritten.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If the stench of AI in your graphics or your writing hits me, know that you're losing any credibility or authenticity in your message or your aim. The graphics all look the same! And that em dash is just lazy. Reached a point of instant unfollow. I cannot abide it. You're better than that.
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