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Tom Macfarlan

@tomac.blue
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Probably working through some stuff. he/him Project Manager and Nerd Generalist by trade. Charlotte, NC Signal: signal.me/#eu/58DMSbiCoDbbx9wkIzMlD…

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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 20/09/2026
Cheese hands
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 14/09/2026
Hey Google set a reminder to giggle in three months
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 12/09/2026
Show it who's boss. Eat the fortune too.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 12/09/2026
When I'm in a savory Rangoon mood I go to Cottage II on Ashley Drive, it's cheap takeout that uses plenty of salt and they make a great savory Rangoon
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 11/09/2026
What kind do you like? Savory, sweeter, more krab, real crab? Personally I like sweeter so I normally go to Magic Sushi in University (though I live on that side of town so I'm biased)
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 11/09/2026
And I want an end to middle east wars funded by my tax dollars. Good luck to both of us I guess.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 11/09/2026
You take that back immediately. There are great crabs Rangoon here if you know where to look.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 11/09/2026
Your wife is not just right she's correct.
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Lumin 🔜 Eclipse [1st Cour] @screwy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Homestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
Alt: Homestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 01/09/2026
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 30/08/2026
And another last Friday!
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Astronomy Picture of the Day 🪐 @apod.shinyakato.dev · 25/08/2026
🔭 Earth's Shadow Visualized with Lunar Eclipses Image Credit & Copyright: Tim Martin ap260825
Many images of Earth's Moon are shown each partly
eclipsed. The lunar images are arranged so that the 
eclipsed dark part is toward the center, showing a 
large dark circle in the center. 
Please see the explanation for more detailed information.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 26/08/2026
Two fingers of the monkeys paw have curled. Be more specific!
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 26/08/2026
Is there no other
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 26/08/2026
Just found it and you are correct, it was Gaston county. Parents were charged with involuntary manslaughter, felony child neglect, and misdemeanor could neglect. The driver was not charged. Unbelievable.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 26/08/2026
This is a good discussion topic but not because of the framing presented. Here in Charlotte a couple years ago a driver killed two children walking across the road and the parents of the kids were charged.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 23/08/2026
M is the perfect letter to being back a mime that didn't pay his maxes
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 22/08/2026
*thorough
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 22/08/2026
I once got a fortune cookie that read "Through preparation makes its own luck" and I still have that tiny slip of paper on my fridge over a decade later
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 21/08/2026
Sky has plenty of nighttime and weekend minutes left, don't worry
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 19/08/2026
Yeah I'm gonna need some arrows toward the discourse on this one, it's not in my circle
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 17/08/2026
It's 5am as I head toward the race. First prize is a loaf of bread. My children are starving. "Get that bread," I say. My limp worsens. My children are starving. Gotta get that bread.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 17/08/2026
I still prefer this version
First panel is a business card that says:
LIONEL HUTZ, ESQ
THIRD PANEL
NO IMPLIED PUNCHLINE

Second panel shows the Simpsons character Lionel Hutz holding the business card and saying "Oh! They got this all screwed up!"

There is no third panel
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 16/08/2026
Continuing the potato trend, mine is plain salted potato chips. The crispier the better.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 10/08/2026
Here you go
youtu.be
Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's Free To Wear Sunscreen
YouTube video by steffyweffy777
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 10/08/2026
Also in high school we had a whole spoken word song about wearing sunscreen. It was a top hit!
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 09/08/2026
There's a reason airlines tell you to put on your mask before assisting other passengers. It's good advice.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 31/07/2026
I finally made the pilgrimage today and the ice cream was fantastic!
The front counter of an ice cream shop with colorful tiles and a large mirror on the back wall containing the company logo
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 30/07/2026
Yeah what the fuck, dudes? This is some extremely deranged shit.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 29/07/2026
*sitting
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 29/07/2026
Meanwhile I'm in Charlotte spring on my front patio wondering where the storms are. Hope y'all are safe.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 28/07/2026
The new Reese's Oreo. They're everything you've dreamed they could be. Not to be confused with the new Oreo Reese's, which is a major disappointment.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 27/07/2026
ALTERATION
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 27/07/2026
If you don't speak to your cats about drugs, someone else will
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 26/07/2026
What's up with the weird obsession with grip strength lately? Is it a Twitter thing?
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 24/07/2026
Someday a person will finish watching one of your videos before posting about it, but today is not that day
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 22/07/2026
Naps are an essential part of Hustle Culture
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 22/07/2026
Thanks for the invite @masnick.com, hopefully you haven't had reason to regret it
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 19/07/2026
Is Barbara Streisand trying to rebrand the Streisand Effect again?
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 12/07/2026
I've got a bottle picked out and ready www.cellartracker.com/m/wines/666124
cellartracker.com
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 09/07/2026
It's missing the apostrophe: horn't
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 05/07/2026
Hey interesting picture to use there. Are you sure it hasn't been altered?
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Daniel Abraham @abraham.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
And a very happy day to all who believe we are created equal In dignity, rights, and responsibilities to each other.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 03/07/2026
Gift link: www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/a...
charlotteobserver.com
As development pushes birds out, Carolina Waterfowl Rescue tends Charlotte’s flock
North Carolina’s only bird sanctuary has recently been hit with monetary struggles as it tries to serve the Charlotte region.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 29/06/2026
So, a general purge of the ranks
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 28/06/2026
So bad it's flipped back to majestic. Yes. Built that exact arch, to scale, as a monument to the quality of the trump regime.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 28/06/2026
Bonkers that this isn't the starting point of every Dem campaign
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 28/06/2026
Without a fairly strong wind it'll be a bright cloud of smoke that changes colors and scares pets.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 27/06/2026
A Distinguished Shrimp Award candidate, too
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 26/06/2026
Go Team Sanna!
The results of a silly online political quiz, saying that my closest political match is Sanna Marin, former prime minister of Finland
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