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Tom Macfarlan

@tomac.blue
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Probably working through some stuff. he/him Project Manager and Nerd Generalist by trade. Charlotte, NC Signal: signal.me/#eu/58DMSbiCoDbbx9wkIzMlD…

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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 01/09/2026
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 17/08/2026
I still prefer this version
First panel is a business card that says:
LIONEL HUTZ, ESQ
THIRD PANEL
NO IMPLIED PUNCHLINE

Second panel shows the Simpsons character Lionel Hutz holding the business card and saying "Oh! They got this all screwed up!"

There is no third panel
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 31/07/2026
I finally made the pilgrimage today and the ice cream was fantastic!
The front counter of an ice cream shop with colorful tiles and a large mirror on the back wall containing the company logo
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 26/06/2026
Go Team Sanna!
The results of a silly online political quiz, saying that my closest political match is Sanna Marin, former prime minister of Finland
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 01/06/2026
There's only one left in my neighborhood
A view down a side street with trees all around a purple street light casts cooler light on the road and front yard of some houses while a yellow light shines from the side of a house as contrast. The last twinkling of daylight can be seen through the tops of the trees.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 15/04/2026
Nah, edge cases needing week numbers exist and having the standard accommodate them without confusing the regular format is useful
A screenshot of Wikipedia showing part of the ISO 8601 article with all of the standard format of the current date and time (current as of when I visited the page)

The list begins with the date format in YYYY-mm-DD and ends with the ordinal date of 2026-105
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 30/03/2026
It was the first thing I noticed as well!
A blue with with white lettering that says "Godzilla Pen" hangs from a chain link fence
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 28/03/2026
Charlotte NC #NoKings
A large crowd of people speaking the length of Forest Ward Park in Charlotte NC, many caring protest signs. This is all under a clear blue sky with one tall building in the background
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 23/03/2026
'tis the sneezon
The roof of a car, shiny black under a heavy dusting of yellow-green pollen. Behind the car you can see some trees and my neighbor's house.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 15/01/2026
Yes really
A black high wheel bicycle, commonly known as a Penny Farthing, but this is a modern replica. The front wheel is 48" diameter and the rear wheel is tiny. It's resting against a white wall and door.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 10/01/2026
ICE Out For Good - Charlotte Vigil to End ICE Cruelty

Community event - volunteer organized for Indivisible

Sunday January 11
2-3:30pm EST

First Ward Park 
301 E 7th St
Charlotte NC 28202
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 25/12/2025
Gotta say, I did not expect to ever spend Christmas morning sitting on my front porch drinking coffee without a coat on
A sunny morning in Charlotte NC, looking out across a front yard with two old cedar trees in it. I'm the foreground a coffee cup sits on a patio table, latte foam peeking out from the lip
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 24/12/2025
Not to brag, but I'm gonna brag
A blue Hobart A-120, 12 quart stand mixer originally built in 1948 sits on a white countertop with bins of dried red and green peppers behind it. The mixer has been fully rebuilt and restored to working condition.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 23/12/2025
Over 30 selfie thread 42 in a couple weeks
A huge fuckin nerd
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 22/12/2025
When I found my current cat (he wandered into my back yard at 6 months old and under 3lbs) I immediately thought he was part Maine Coon. Then I got him tested because I can't see genetics with my own eyes. Turns out I was right (13% MC, 12% NFC) but it could have just as easily gone the other way.
A white cat with orange spots and an orange tail lounges on the kitchen floor as if to say "Paint me like one of your French cats"
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 27/11/2025
On one hand, I want to go ride my bicycle. On the other hand, I get the results of my ankle MRI on Tuesday, which was due to a fall off of said bicycle. What to do, what to do.
A black high wheel bicycle (like the brand Penny Farthing) on a stand in the corner of a room. On the left of the picture is part of a television. On the right is the side of a fireplace.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 26/11/2025
They're free to move to The South as well
Property tax estimator
State: North Carolina
County: Mecklenburg
Property Value: $2,500,000
Estimated annual property taxes: $26,250
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 22/11/2025
I regret to inform you all that I only have one shoe remaining, the other one has been claimed by this adorable monster
A white and orange cat lays on a beige carpet with one front leg casually atop a gray sneaker. The heel of the sneaker is lifted off the floor as the cat's weight is on the toe.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 21/11/2025
The protest at Manolo's tonight is huge and doesn't officially start until 5:30
A large crowd of people spilling into the bicycle lane outside Manolo's Bakery in East Charlotte. Many people are holding signs protesting ICE
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 19/11/2025
CNN interviewing people and broadcasting line from Manolo's Bakery
A crowd of people with a cameraman and interviewer. A fluffy good boy sits in front.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 18/11/2025
More people keep streaming in. Citizens getting involved in their local government in Charlotte NC
A fairly packed conference hall of people here to protest ICE. I'm the top right of the image, half the stage for the County Commissioners can be seen
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 18/11/2025
Charlotte stood up and said No.
A circle with the text "NO ICE IN CHARLOTTE" on top and "DEFEND OUR COMMUNITY" on the bottom. Inside of the circle is the silhouette of a young girl holding a yellow umbrella and dropping white grains behind her ass she walks. She is in front of a watercolor splotched blue background.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 16/11/2025
The most special boy looks like he has a silencer on his rifle
Asshole with a rifle
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 16/11/2025
HAPPENING NOW: Milton Road in East Charlotte, CBP, HSI, ambulance and fire on scene
Assholes
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 15/11/2025
Charlotte NC protest against ICE at First Ward Park with more people joining every minute
A crowd of a few hundred people in a park with Part of the Charlotte skyline in the background
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 15/11/2025
CLT is ready and fighting back. Protest at first Ward Park at 2pm today.
Sign on a restaurant door saying ICE is not welcome here in both English and Spanish
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 15/11/2025
Chalk up another one
A screenshot of a PayPal confirmation page after donating $25 to the T. Greg Doucette Foundation
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 13/11/2025
Twitter user Lauren saying "I'm not falling for that hot take. That's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion."
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 12/11/2025
Google:
Tobias looking at Lindsay from the show Arrested Development, in the scene where he says "but it might work for us"
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 10/11/2025
It's going to freeze tonight so it was time to bring in the final harvest from my raised garden bed. I may have let it grow a tad bit wild.
A 2 foot diameter bowl is overfilled with sweet peppers, with several mostly unripe roma tomatoes on the right side and several bunches of ripe cherry tomatoes in the center. 

The bowl is a colorful feast of bright reds and greens with some yellow and orange spotted throughout.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 31/10/2025
Same plan, but in Charlotte
A large bowl with a collection of various full size candy bars arranged in a circular pattern
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 31/10/2025
The house I went to only had Shining Force: The Sword of Hajya 😢
A pile of full size candy bars with the Sega Gamegear game Shining Force resting on top
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 29/10/2025
Babe wake up a new version of this dropped
A Twitter screenshot 

Madison: day one of my zero water journey! used my pasta water from breakfast to make my coffee

Raven: Is it... good?

Madison: no ❤️
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 28/10/2025
Got my Qwestmas card today, thanks @swordscomic.bsky.social!
The front of a card that says "Merry Qwestmas" with Quest Sprout, Pest Sprout, that third one I never remember who's probably named Luigi, and Momma Sprout hiding in the background
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 07/10/2025
Honestly I'd be more ashamed of the saddest ratio ever
1 quote. No comments. No likes.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 07/10/2025
Friends I regret to inform you that their scientists are at it again
A bag of Reese's dipped Graham bears
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 22/09/2025
My favorite interaction so far
A conversation with a turning test system to determine if I am human. The last bit of the conversation is:
Me: I'm at 85% complete here. What's the other 15% worth to you?
Test: You are human.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 15/09/2025
Hybrids are even better, like my half Crime Bean half Le Squishe
Pepito stands, half inside the jail bars of the stairwell banister and half out. He is a medium hair cat with a white base and orange spots, and is frequently a monster who chews through power cords.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 07/09/2025
Honestly, no idea. I'm a mushroom appreciator, not a mushroom identifier. Here's another couple pics, of a fully matured bunch and the gills.
A fully mature bunch of the same mushrooms from earlier in the thread. The caps are now more cup shaped with split and frayed edges, the gills peeking out from belowThe same bundle of mushrooms, but uprooted and turned upside down. The brown gills are clearly visible, with long wavy stems all converging on a common root structure
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 05/09/2025
#fungifriends After the recent rain in Charlotte NC, these bundles are popping up in my yard along the old root lines of a years-gone sweet gum tree.
A tightly patched cluster of about 35 brown mushroom caps facing outward in every direction so you can't see the stems. Blades of grass are sticking up in between some caps, and they're surrounded by a poorly maintained lawn. These are younger caps, smaller in size than the other picture.A tightly patched cluster of about 18 brown mushroom caps facing outward in every direction so you can't see the stems. They're surrounded by a poorly maintained lawn. These mushrooms are one day older and the caps are much larger, overlapping each other like the scales of a lizard or shingles on a roof.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 27/08/2025
Somebody could be in for a bargain
Picture of a computer screen that shows 30k Taiwanese dollars is equal to 979.06 USD
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 26/08/2025
Once again tapping the sign
Zoidberg from Futurama shouting "They're going to call you a communist no matter what, be true to your values" while sitting in the audience dressed in a tuxedo.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 25/08/2025
🤣
A screenshot of a bsky message timestamped today at 8:37am saying @11thjeff.bsky.social has blocked you
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 23/08/2025
Holiday shopping done, thanks @mmasnick.bsky.social !
Ten copies on the TechDirt card game One Billion Users sitting on a white countertop in front of a dark green wall
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 18/08/2025
@bencollins.bsky.social Tim you can't tease me like this!
An email from The Onion with the subject "Your Dream Is Coming True" but instead of announcing the purchase of InfoWars has been completed it's a presale for a tote bag
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 28/07/2025
@thelouvreof.bsky.social ugh the Discover feed is completely unusable
A long scroll of posts the in my discover feed and they're all from The Louvre
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 27/07/2025
About to see Weird Al!
A concert stage below the band arrives, filled with instruments and lights. In the background of a large promotional poster for the cover your, featuring Weird Al acting like King Kong
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 30/06/2025
So I like mac and cheese in all forms, fuckin sue me
The results of my food class warfare test show I'm firmly in the "lower class"  bracket
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 17/06/2025
Just got done riding my bicycle 12 miles from The Hague to Delft and back and it's amazing riding somewhere that cares about cyclists. This area is beautiful and ridiculously ready to get around. 10/10, highly recommend
One of the famed Dutch windmills in front of a blue skyAn ornate building, the statehouse in Delft, with multiple spires along the roofline leading toward a tall clock tower at the center.The New Church towers on the left side over the Catholic Church on the right in Delft centerA yellow bicycle is parked against a white pipe fence on a cobblestone bridge over a canal. The canal is loved on either side with parked bicycles and stores, with more bridges in the background.
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Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue · 16/06/2025
I've been here 4 hours. Walked 6km and feel like it was nothing, and had the best Indonesian food of my life (Kopi Kopi in The Hague if you're ever here). Trolleys and bicycle lanes everywhere. Walkable infrastructure built in. This city is amazing.
An aerial view of The Hague from my hotel room. The streets are full of people walking and riding bikes alongside trolley tracks.
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