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Tolt Creature

@tolt.bsky.social
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 3h
Yes we have in fact noticed that there is an elephant in the room. We're working on our plan to work around the elephant. We won't be putting the elephant outside however, it will remain in the room.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 6h
The white Beta cloth responsible for the whole "covered in white fabric" NASA space look doesn't feel how you probably think it feels!
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 6h
At the Smithsonian they had some volunteers wheel out a space suit that you couldn't touch, but they also had a table with a glove and boot and other things that WERE for touching. It was pretty neat.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 17h
It's the creeching hour
VRChat image: Big black pointy-eared creature with too many eyes and teeth poses in front of a psychedelic background.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why the camera I'm about to list on ebay is the overlooked gem that EVERYBODY needs
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I guess they've pretty much dropped the "Trading Post" part of their name. Website is also just "sierra.com"
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Apparently, yeah. They look like this
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is why the oil filler cap in your car is perfectly sized to fit the jumbo marshmallows
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can just be a animal the federal government wants to make this a crime
VRChat image: Dog-thing avatar sticks out they tongue. A glowing blue element of the background perfectly matches the angle of their tall pointy ear.
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ompuco @ompu.co · 04/10/2026
i'm fucking losing it
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Made a light mount for the bike @matrices.bsky.social has been using. Now the light is out front and doesn't get blocked by stuff in the basket.
A wire basket mounted to the rack on the front of a pink bicycle. There is a rechargeable headlight mounted low in the front of the basket with a bracket that clamps over the basket wire.A closeup of the headlight showing the simple clamp made from flat aluminum bar stock and three screws.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Was riding bikes with @matrices.bsky.social and @dekawolf.bsky.social and a child yelled "Do zero hands!" and I did so I'm pretty much the coolest ever
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slugabud 🦠🧣☕ @audaxdreik.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
conversation oubliette introverts can sit in the dark shadows and listen to the distant murmur of conversation. host occasionally lowers cheese trays and deviled eggs for them to nibble on
crude paint illustration of my conversation oubliette idea. a photo of a classic 70's conversation pit with a hand drawn grate leading down to an oubliette in the middle
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sierra Trading Post is good as a tjmaxx style discount store for outdoorsy stuff. In store they only have whatever's on the shelf but online they usually have some selection of sizes
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aww you've gotta do a trick if you want a treat!
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aww, do you need to go out? Do you need to charge? Show me what you want!
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hell yeah where's the pancit and lumpia
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Washington switched to allowing alcohol in stores in the time I've lived here. A weird period where stores were figuring out how and you'd see things like taped off lines on the floor around the otherwise open liquor aisle saying you had to be 21 just to be near the shelves
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Manually editing weights on a per-vertex basis. I have become fully deranged
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Majestic
VRChat image: Little fat dog-thing avatar poses majestically on a sailboat, gripping the mast stays with one hand. They are wearing a black and yellow "Doggy Glove" brand two-piece bathing suit. Their long hair is blowing in the wind, completely covering their eyes.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Monotone boiler-suit in whatever color is appropriate to signify your role in our dystopian society
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wet animal
VRChat image: Little fat dog-thing is posing on the beach near surf boards, showing off their new "Doggy Glove" brand bathing suit.VRChat image: Now the little fat dog-creature is on a sailboat. The sea looks fairly rough and foamy.VRChat image: Now they are under water. Their eyes are closed and their long hair is floating about.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's a house on the highway on the way in to town that for a while would have a guy sitting out front with a folding table heaped with funkos. The worst yard sale
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Love to make Brands
Unity screenshot: Closeup of a yellow circular furry trash parody of the Body Glove logo.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like the classic "Never mind I figured it out" *doesn't mention what the solution was*
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunset
Sunset with clouds over the San Juan Islands and Salish Sea.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wanna feel old? Smongus Portal Kid is 38 years old now
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love to get frustrated with nothing to do about it. It's raining and gross outside. I can't even angrily wash the dishes because I already did that!
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's really cool how every time you learn something new in Blender you also learn like three more ways to unexpectedly fuck everything up
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The most appropriate Lego I ever built was a little garbage truck because the leftover pieces could go inside
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bro they're shrink-flating the InnovAsians
The chicken contents of a box of InnovAsian General Tso's Chicken looking extremely sad and pathetic when arranged on a small baking sheet. The box claims 18 ounces but the chicken only weighs 10.45 ounces. The rest of the claimed weight seems to be the sauce packet.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ahh the Vaccine Cactus
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Everybody needs a cavalry sabre
A replica 1796 light cavalry sabre and a replica sword of St Maurice, a 13th century type xii long sword, lying crossed on cheap gray Home Depot carpet.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The account runner posting this for themselves after that last post
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't think so but what if you printed little guys
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You need all the funny little things
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fluid from a CPU cooler
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One ab
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worm restraint @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chase
4:12 PM
Time's running out, Michael: Get a rat...
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
WEEKUWEEKUWEEKUWEEKU
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🎃 Out Of Context International Dubs 🎃 @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Show: The Simpsons Language: Japanese
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Look at them
A small package of Japanese red bean paste flavored candies with an illustration of an anthropomorphic fox holding an armful of red beans.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Somebody was here
A concrete sidewalk with paw prints traveling in both directions
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Which was here first
A "No Smoking" sign on a white wooden railing, comically juxtaposed with a bucket filled with cigarette butts.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Saw some guys today
A large and ferocious Kibori Kuma Japanese bear carving.A deer loafed on a lawn, artistically framed by a gnarled tree and plastic trash binsA Swinomish racing canoe, carved over 100 years ago. The bow looks like a creature with ears and a snout.Stylized formline salmon with kelp background on a wall.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I found a black metal album cover in the woods
The artwork "Flying Fish" by the artist Daniella Rubinovitz, a large metal cutout of stylized salmon, suspended from trees in a forest.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I like how the things that you actually use Google for are getting pushed off the screen
Screenshot of the tabs below the Google search bar. "Ai mode", "short videos", "flights" and "finance" are crowding "Web" and "images" to the right side of the screen, with "images" now partially out of frame
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antlers @cervine.online · 21/09/2026
draft of drawing "My dog prevents coastal flood damage - I heart my concrete tetrapod" bumper sticker in vectors
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