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Tolt Creature

@tolt.bsky.social
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 9h
Went outside again
An alpine lake below large rock pinnacles.Fireweed lines a rocky trail leading past large bouldersA scree slope reflected in the lake.A radiation detector on a reddish granite rock that is somewhat spicy.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I love candy corn
Two small metal wedges with ridged surfaces held in an open palm
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A new kind of store for @hdorriker.bsky.social
A shop in a Chinese shopping district that appears to exclusively sell watermelons. All signage depicts only watermelons and the shelves appear to be exclusively stocked with watermelons.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've used this stuff on boots and shoes for a while. It seems to work pretty well and they're easier to clean after. Probably would want to research how safe it is for bright colors though, everything I've used it on has been brown
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Furry inanimate object TF
A stool displayed in a thrift shop window. The top surface of the pad is a skunk pelt.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Screenshot of text: "Radical: dog"
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Giving the cartoon animal unnecessarily detailed accessories
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What if they were cute for Halloween
VRChat image: Fat dog-thing avatar with pointy ears is now white with red markings. They are wearing a red bib with the name of the shrine that they should be guarding written in kanji.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's the creeching hour
VRChat image: Big black pointy-eared creature with too many eyes and teeth poses in front of a psychedelic background.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Apparently, yeah. They look like this
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can just be a animal the federal government wants to make this a crime
VRChat image: Dog-thing avatar sticks out they tongue. A glowing blue element of the background perfectly matches the angle of their tall pointy ear.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Made a light mount for the bike @matrices.bsky.social has been using. Now the light is out front and doesn't get blocked by stuff in the basket.
A wire basket mounted to the rack on the front of a pink bicycle. There is a rechargeable headlight mounted low in the front of the basket with a bracket that clamps over the basket wire.A closeup of the headlight showing the simple clamp made from flat aluminum bar stock and three screws.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Majestic
VRChat image: Little fat dog-thing avatar poses majestically on a sailboat, gripping the mast stays with one hand. They are wearing a black and yellow "Doggy Glove" brand two-piece bathing suit. Their long hair is blowing in the wind, completely covering their eyes.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wet animal
VRChat image: Little fat dog-thing is posing on the beach near surf boards, showing off their new "Doggy Glove" brand bathing suit.VRChat image: Now the little fat dog-creature is on a sailboat. The sea looks fairly rough and foamy.VRChat image: Now they are under water. Their eyes are closed and their long hair is floating about.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Love to make Brands
Unity screenshot: Closeup of a yellow circular furry trash parody of the Body Glove logo.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunset
Sunset with clouds over the San Juan Islands and Salish Sea.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bro they're shrink-flating the InnovAsians
The chicken contents of a box of InnovAsian General Tso's Chicken looking extremely sad and pathetic when arranged on a small baking sheet. The box claims 18 ounces but the chicken only weighs 10.45 ounces. The rest of the claimed weight seems to be the sauce packet.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Everybody needs a cavalry sabre
A replica 1796 light cavalry sabre and a replica sword of St Maurice, a 13th century type xii long sword, lying crossed on cheap gray Home Depot carpet.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You need all the funny little things
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Look at them
A small package of Japanese red bean paste flavored candies with an illustration of an anthropomorphic fox holding an armful of red beans.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Somebody was here
A concrete sidewalk with paw prints traveling in both directions
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Which was here first
A "No Smoking" sign on a white wooden railing, comically juxtaposed with a bucket filled with cigarette butts.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Saw some guys today
A large and ferocious Kibori Kuma Japanese bear carving.A deer loafed on a lawn, artistically framed by a gnarled tree and plastic trash binsA Swinomish racing canoe, carved over 100 years ago. The bow looks like a creature with ears and a snout.Stylized formline salmon with kelp background on a wall.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I found a black metal album cover in the woods
The artwork "Flying Fish" by the artist Daniella Rubinovitz, a large metal cutout of stylized salmon, suspended from trees in a forest.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I like how the things that you actually use Google for are getting pushed off the screen
Screenshot of the tabs below the Google search bar. "Ai mode", "short videos", "flights" and "finance" are crowding "Web" and "images" to the right side of the screen, with "images" now partially out of frame
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I set up the search in my phone browser so that it adds the strings to remove the Google ai summary and default to the "verbatim" results and now I get a captcha for being "unusual" every single time
Screenshot of the recaptcha that comes up every single time when I perform a Google search through my phone browser. "Our systems have detected unusual traffic from your computer network."
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The one marketing email that consistently makes me giggle every time I get one
Gmail inbox screenshot of an email from Helle, a Norwegian knife manufacturer; "Helle World: News from Helle".
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why would you do this
Screenshot of an Ebay order management page. A closeup of buttons for two different orders. On the upper two buttons, there is a blue button labeled "View order details" and a white button labeled "Leave feedback". On the lower order, the button colors and sizes are the same, but the functions are swapped.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Made your route better
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Making dinner on the kitchen table
A rear bicycle wheel on a scrap of cardboard on a kitchen table. It is surrounded by various tools and lubricants and grimy rags
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That normal school dream that everybody has
VRChat image: A large black featureless creature with Correct ears stands in the center of a classroom that is disintegrating into rectangles and cubes
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What
Screenshot of a menu: Greek Giant Beans: Grilled pita with all the dressing of a classic cheese pizza with mozzarella. $7
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Doing more of the thing
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I still need to clean and re-grease the hub and bottom bracket bearings but otherwise it's all done. I managed to only use things I already had so it cost $0
Overall picture of the complete bike from the drive-side. It is a 1991 GT Timberline in a black and blue splatter paint finish. It now has magenta cable housing.A closeup of the rear Shimano U brake. These mostly disappeared in the very late 1980s but GT continued using them into the 90s for some raisin A closeup of the rear derailleur looking forward. I'm glad autocomplete can spell that because I never can.A closeup of the biopace sticker on the large chain ring. The biopace font is extremely good
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What my brain saw in the thumbnail
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I found some leftover purple in my heaps and piles
A closeup of the front of the bike, showing that it now has purple/magenta cable housing for the brakes and shifters.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's true look
AOL logo with the sideways "I" thing added in the center so it kind of looks like the therian thing.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bites you but weird
VRChat image: Wacky screen space effect does kind of a kaleidoscope thing, making fat little dog avatar have four mouths and eyes.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is how you make your avatar fatter in Blender
Blender Screenshot. In "Edit Mode", you can see that under the "Add" menu there is an option to add "Treats" with a donut for the icon.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It looks pretty good (from afar) after washing
Dark blue and black vintage mountain bike on front of a pile of irregular log pieces.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Why does she look like Mark Zuckerberg
A photo of packaged gnocchi in a grocery store. The packaging features an illustration of an unsettling child staring with her dead lizard person eyes
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Found a good free trash bike to clean up
1990s GT Timberline mountain bike lying on it's side in the back of a rusty pickup truck.A closeup of the stem, showing that it has matching black paint with metallic blue splatters.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The dog thing
VRChat image: Little fat dog thing with hair and tall ears stands with eyes closed, gripping a metal pole under magenta light.VRChat image: The same creature, now turned slightly to the side, looks down towards the viewer with a slight sneer.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Desire
VRChat image: Dog thing with hair stands behind a counter with arms outstretched, with paws flat on the counter on either side of a single onigiri.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What if dog more hair
Unity screenshot. Little dog-thing avatar with tall pointy ears has long hair that covers one eye.Unity screenshot: The same little dog thing but now their long hair is slightly longer, falling just past their shoulders.
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Tolt Creature @tolt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
#SitOnThingsSunday
VRChat image: Little fat dog-thing with tall ears is sitting on the barrel of a wrecked armored car.VRChat image: Now it is sitting on a square hippo(?) playground object in the dark.VRChat image: Now it is sitting on a realistic 3D model of an African Wild Dog in an uncomfortably bright museum environment.
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