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Togo Palazzi

@togop.bsky.social
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Something...eventually, but I wouldn't adopt this name without the help of Dan Kelleher. It was his idea.

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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Alex Anzelone makes me feel bad about pulling my hair back. Apparently it should be full fucking throttle all the time. Thanks Alex, I will make adjustments.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel like commercials that do the quick kid to adult boom boom boom picture montages where you show a guy grow from child to adult in 3 seconds robbed that shit from true crime serial killer docs and it don't sit right.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hands down, best national anthem ever!
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NFL to Ricky Martin: We want you to play the 1/2 in Brazil. Ricky: thank you what songs do you want me to play? Silent moment, then an eruptiim of laughter. NFL sarcastically: maybe something off the new album Ricky Room explodes in laughter, Ricky smiles and pretends to laugh through tears
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lotsa white kids named Blaze and Maverick these days. Juuuust sayin....
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wasting away again in mariotaville Thinking bout my, last Jayden Assault Some people claim that there's a dback to blame But I know It's my linemans fault.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think I'm going to start an X account where I just undermine and do anarchy shit and post screen shots here for fun.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The entire AI community is suffering from one of the worst cases of programmer bias I've ever seen. You teach an llm things about what it means to be alive, then ask it if it's alive and it says yes and you freak out. How much training did you give it about not being alive or not being sentient?
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hook em horns mother fucker!!!
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don't know how I got 80 followers because I'm just a dork or whatever, but do you guys have any non problematic sports people you can recommend? I have a lot of political humor people, and I just don't want to look at the world the way it is right now and sports are still good.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you ever lived in Tallahassee you know this is par for the course. Place is run by nepotards.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Maybe they executed an innocent man in Tallahassee. My RCI is 90% Reba based.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hey man. My YouTube feed pushed the barrel by Aldous Harding on me and like, what the fuck did I do wrong. I've had to watch this 4 times I'm still really confused, why did this happen to me?
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Limp by @fionaapplebs.bsky.social has a significant influence on the most amazing anime theme songs. Play me an anime heart song, I'll find it's root.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Do you think Ted Kazinsky would be mad that I just asked chatgpt to summarize his manifesto into a single paragraph?
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Major league 2 wasn't very good at being a movie.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Pigeon lady from home alone died. So did your childhood.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Aw man, I didn't know one of the boys ii men dudes was sick until tonight that fuckin sucks.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The new claude commercial is evil in a can. Can a fucking algorithm make you a better mom? If you had to ask claude....
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I don't know if everyone else is watching AWA wiffle right now on ryz, but nighthawks pitcher, Thomas is eating his own dick right now. Whem he actually throws one in the zone, dinger. All others are...well..ridiculous pitches that preach a lack of practice.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cabo almost won with 4 or 5 free kicks from Pessi. I'm sorry, if your argintinian don't party too hard. Cabo almost knocked you out.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I don't know how I'm going to prove it, but I know that Baloguns red card was a direct hit by a secret cabal of European cannibals that eat kids for the adrenochrome.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The big question...Folarin Balogun was clearly incorrectly handed a red card. Now are our xenophobes not racist enough to defend an incorrectly accused black man who so strongly represents America?
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The Iran world cup team is doing very well rn. The buthead haircut is odd to translate.
static.klipy.com
beevis and buthead
ALT: beevis and buthead
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Wait, we lost a game but we are chanting USA USA, like we won...because we lost but we get to move on? Hey thanks world for all that privelage our black athletes earned us.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Idea: trick maga and the right into doing good things for totally wrong reasons. Ex: chud: "the god damn libtards is making fun of us for loosing the war in iran so you know what, I'm going to show them assholes by going full solar and wind energy! Fuck you habibi, i dont need yer fossil fuels!"
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Happy world sea turtle day. It is not world turtle day, that is may 23rd. Different fucking days, ok.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Not a big "footy" fan, but its really cool that russel crow agreed to coach our team.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Jordy is fuckin dealin rn.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Things that surprise absolutely no one....
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Maybe Wemby and the Spurs make me feel like nba is not scripted. Can i just have this for a little while?
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Holy shit Texas Tech! There literally are no words to describe this!
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It truly takes a village. To make the villagers that collect the wood that builds the barracks so I can spawn the soldiers so I can kill my neighbor that's what that phrase means right?
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Avatar writers room: Can we have flying bird horses you rape with your hair? Yup, love it, next idea?
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Man holy shit. Tonight was the first time I've heard nothing new by Taylor Swift and Phoebe Bridgers. What a beautiful thing that was, and i wish radio would let our hearts hear things like that. @phoebebridgerss.bsky.social
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Buncha cops haulin ass around my neighborhood tonight. Probly huntin that god damn Clavicular all OD'n, an looksmaxxin and bonesmashin and moggin and whatnot. Stop streamin yer damn manosphere im my damn town!
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
SGA was born to be parodied by dave chappell tell me I'm wrong
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Dude, why did the heat sell Struss? He's so fuckin good.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Dude, the land must be going berserk rn. That Jarrett Allen dunk oh my word.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
David Allen Coe died. I honesly didn't realize he was still alive but in the 1980s he released a song called N*****r fucker. Hes a peice of shit and I'm glad he's dead. I hope it was painfull.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
youtu.be/IIOJdMdS56k?... This song slaps, video is meh but good for the 80s. I'm pretty sure this is what they play in the waiting room for hell and I'm just that dude humming along with the melody a little to loud.
youtu.be
Swing Out Sister - Breakout (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by SwingOutSisterVEVO
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
@magicariot.com Hey, i loved your post about Samus but the comments were closed. How fun would it be if samus was a hardcore badass lesbian and she kept saving everyone's ass and princess peach was like....this is my girl.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Hey, when David Muir does news is anyone on this website old enough to remember how maxx hedroom did his poignant glitches and do you think maybe Muir channels that a little with his head motions? Also you report on news and your source is truth social? So trustworthy.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Voila, we got you boo. Didn't test it great though. Turns out it deletes everything, but that's almost what you requested...so pretty good on the vibe o' meter right. Sorry, already been pushed. Look forward to our next hotfux with edit.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Bro, Kaitlyn Terry must be learning this mound presence from Canady. She looks like a tiger in a cage tonight. Texas tech defense looks fierce bro. @texastechlib.bsky.social
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Dude, is it just me or is Kaitlyn Terry throwing deep into the high 70s tonight?
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
@mollycoleman.bsky.social So, my eyes are shit cuz I'm old and i saw Molly Connoly and i had say anything / Beemis flashbacks and i was like...wow, but her politics and posts are good. I read your posts for a solid two minutes before i realized how dumb i was and I'd fully misread your last name.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Detroit Tiger Dillon Dingler had two career choices based on Nominative determinism. He chose the career that would make his parents and grandparents most proud. The other choice might have made Dad a little proud but its not like they could all watch and cheer or anything.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Desantis is a boot licking cunt.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Q. What is the secret fetish of the samurai? A. Whhaatt-chingggg
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