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Togo Palazzi

@togop.bsky.social
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Something...eventually, but I wouldn't adopt this name without the help of Dan Kelleher. It was his idea.

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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
At least the couch he raped was of legal age. Most of the people he works with raped underage humans.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Picture siskel and ebert but they are reviewing rap snacks chip flavors, fieri for the chip flavor, Flav reviewing the rapper who is the chips namesake top hits.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Best way is to use my Ronin. His name is Thompson and he is a real ass Ronin, I hired him to do fucked up shit like that. Hit me up and give your credit card and you get a Ronin buying your shit bro.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Black Hawk Down 2: st. Paul starring Bradley Cooper as seargent Quaid McScruffington is stranded behind enemy lines, defending his crew of survivors from Somalis hemped up on fentykott, a drug that makes them super warrior zombies. Can president Darnold Hardonez (Dean Cain) save them in time?
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Alex Anzelone makes me feel bad about pulling my hair back. Apparently it should be full fucking throttle all the time. Thanks Alex, I will make adjustments.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Did a little Marcelus Wallace there. Chefs kiss.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you don't read strega nona to your kid in your worst Italian accent, then you are a terrible father. You simply must read this book to your children as father Guido sarducci or you just aren't good at the dad thing.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's a real party house
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Who needs a grave when you have stairs you "fell" down? It worked for flagler.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yarvin is a retard that wants a return to feudalism based on sv tech bro money that maybe is also Peter theils cum chummer. Those assholes financed hillbilly elogy and I'm more mad about the misrepresentation of modern people from the south, Ohio Vance is a dumb choad, but that's a dumb book.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nice to hear he died. Bummer it wasn't more painful.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The people vs "BORG_inator butt_chug.llc"
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Idk man, I feel like these people never put mayo on the outside of the bread before dropping it on the hot pan of butter, so they don't even know grilled cheese perfection, but they defend their pitiful truths.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Eaterby beaterby
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Book idea: reboot of mice and men where Lenny is the breadwinner because he uses claude to do jobs. Note: keep ending where his dumb ass still kills a chick because he's still dumb as fuck.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When you have kid rock levels of hepatitis you better have a god to pray to.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ha ha ya, that guy has had his feet and shoes in a shopping bag a few times
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't know if we should make that guys name associated with defending much of anything really.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuckin dumbasses. The cve database is years old and mitre told us the cyber economic destabilizatiom war has been active from Iran, China and Russia. Now it's not Tin foil hat shit huh? Now you listen to a nerd or two huh? Hackers don't die when bombs drop, they don't live in Tehran you fools.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ya thanks guys. Was gonna say the same thing. The only thing the Charlie kirk show should be about is how to lose 3 to 6 pints of liquid weight in 5 seconds by spewing racist shit.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ya, my kids are pretty much old enough to make lunch or dinner or whatever. I'll go to war for miss Rachel.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey, you guys liked Alf right? We did give us more! Okok, he might be from your world, but maybe not....nice.. .he doesn't do anything, he's a weird guy (they don't seem with me but how do I save this) but nobody can tell he's an alien Except for a kid that everyone hates
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This guy has fully stopped looking at porn and only Jack's it to the mirror image of himself jacking it, because for him, it's heroin good. He can only disperse cum if his image is an epic display.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The owl from tootsie pop commercial was an uppity asshole and he stole that kids candy.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ALFs dad preyed on homeless crackheads? I knew he was fd up but that's amazing!
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Odd shaped head. Maybe alien. Maybe aliens have mastered cutters.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel like commercials that do the quick kid to adult boom boom boom picture montages where you show a guy grow from child to adult in 3 seconds robbed that shit from true crime serial killer docs and it don't sit right.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I loved the players and coaches with cornfused ass faces
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nah, this mother fucker dies before any of his lawsuits catch him. That's been his whole life. Outrun and pay off until your net positive influence allows you to shit yourself in front of another world leader and no one can say anything. Idiots in America made a fool a king.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He wasn't a pedo right? Seems like a lot of teacher / actors are full eppstein. I think the ferris beuhler principle was one, but idk to use shitty chatgpt to check. Also, ALFs dad seemed sus.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hands down, best national anthem ever!
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NFL to Ricky Martin: We want you to play the 1/2 in Brazil. Ricky: thank you what songs do you want me to play? Silent moment, then an eruptiim of laughter. NFL sarcastically: maybe something off the new album Ricky Room explodes in laughter, Ricky smiles and pretends to laugh through tears
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ya, LHR was also a prolific sci fi writer before he commissioned a sex treasure boat. Elon is more douchey. Imagine if like, Charlie Sheen destroyed his gonads with a weed Wacker at 28 and was a billionaire.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lotsa white kids named Blaze and Maverick these days. Juuuust sayin....
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wasting away again in mariotaville Thinking bout my, last Jayden Assault Some people claim that there's a dback to blame But I know It's my linemans fault.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is it OK for gronk to sell sham insurance to veterans? Shaq selling the general? Why LeBron instead of Kevin Heart or Micheal Ervin?
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey commanders, since you shit the bed on Howell, and God love him Mariota tries his best, give Kaep a workout.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Have you been to grand rapids? What if I told you she's doing God's work and you need to step back and let this happen. Let her cook dude, the world will be a better place.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ha ha, it was a scam from day 1. The only sad part is that the suckers that fell for the scam actually gooned to their fake power and killed innocent people. Sucks when your a sucker and a murderer.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Isn't a space a character? Instead of aligning text centered and in the middle of the page you could use spaces and that should be more characters
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think I'm going to start an X account where I just undermine and do anarchy shit and post screen shots here for fun.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He raped little girls and got away with it. Press ban huh?
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I like Stalin better. At least he did a cool bank heist when he was young. This is the lamest dictator ever.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fox News will always milk the cow. People just need to wake up and realize those ain't udders, and that ain't milk.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Probably one of those damn DEI employees....at Palantir....because that probably exists.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Disagree. If you killed them one by one, death row. If you vaporized them with a god gun 100s of miles away, you get a bonus sufficient to buy a dodge helcat. They are fast bro.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The entire AI community is suffering from one of the worst cases of programmer bias I've ever seen. You teach an llm things about what it means to be alive, then ask it if it's alive and it says yes and you freak out. How much training did you give it about not being alive or not being sentient?
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Agree with most of that. The yard barker ceo's in charge of AI are the ones sellimg the danger. They talk about the singularity, they read more sci fi than code and they snort a lot of coke. Don't buy into that hype. You can still pour water on an ipx0 server and end most of this if you chose.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That song and dance about how AI almost killed all humans and maybe we should pump the breaks....but what about China? Dumbest carnival barker act I've seen in years.
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Togo Palazzi @togop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Stalin wasn't intelligent. He was beligerant. Stop thinking that one is more insidious than the other and revise your strategy. If you always call him stupid because he is not intelligent then you lose, because beligerant people have their hero. Calling Stalin dumb wouldn't have done much.
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