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Toft

@toft.bsky.social
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I like: sci-fi, gameshow comedy, memes, robots, queers. She/her.

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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 6h
I just watched a trailer and was intrigued; what do you like about it?
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 6h
They are nightmares in animal form.
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 12h
Really made me laugh
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 16h
I very bravely got my flu and covid shots yesterday and today I am sleeeeepy.
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 16h
"casually"
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I left my phone at home today by accident, and feel unmoored. Uh, email me if you need me, I guess.
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
AW YIS 42!!!!!
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's OBVIOUSLY your terrible cat, why are you even asking
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
<3
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thinking of you all.
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's gorgeous!
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wow
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aw well done to everyone!!
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It makes me so mad for you that your parents keep asking you to do things for them instead of asking your damn brother to call the damn facility and sort this out.
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've never watched a season where there's been TWO contestants where I'm just like "... why are you doing this show?"
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, open tabs feel like unfinished tasks to me.
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ten on computer, four on phone. I'm a tabs minimalist.
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ice dildo?!
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
💜 I'm so sorry.
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Aaah!!
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I suppose I am a teacher of late teens/adults who would be presumably quite bad at teaching small children in groups, so it makes perfect sense.
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is fascinating to me how many professional - and very good! - teachers of children are SO BAD at giving presentations to adults about curriculum. It just shows that age-and-knowledge-appropriate communication to different audiences is a distinct skill.
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Misread this as "Nice things, a threat:" which I quite like actually
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The other week I saw the 1918 Danish silent film Trip to Mars | Himmelskibet and it was a total delight; the main thrill was that they flew to Mars in a BIPLANE. I kept trying to imagine some kind of crossover with Project Hail Mary and couldn't make it happen but I'll keep trying.
A flying vessel that looks like a metal airship with biplane wings stuck on the top. On the side in huge black lettering it says "Excelsior".
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Sounds great, thanks!"
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
YIKES
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Go with $35! If it helps, you could think of it as not undercutting other people.
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On a similar line, I've also been listening to Matt Maeson's "Cringe" a lot. I'm fine, why do you ask.
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think Noah Kahan's "Dial Drunk" is a masterpiece of perspective storytelling in a song. I love it. He's so good at writing about shame-ridden masculinity and depression.
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I want that on a t-shirt
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
YES
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
function is be eggs
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Aw congratulations! That's great!
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He's having a blast.
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love this guy. I think he'd give me heroin if I asked.
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Saw weary podiatrist with 1000-yard stare again today. "How's your foot?" "Well it kind of sucks honestly. I was wondering if you could give me another steroid shot and refer me to physio." *heavy sigh*. "Yeah, I could, I guess." *starts getting needles out of drawer*
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A nice thing about HW is that while he cannot NOT play with something physical, he is very responsive if you instruct him in Safety Procedures And Techniques For the Thing (mostly because he likes the words 'procedure' and 'technique')
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I recently got some hand weights and HW, who is very interested in exercising, asked if he could use them. I ran him through basic safety - don't lock your joints, lay them down when done, never drop or throw - and I just caught him carefully instructing J in the same safety procedures.
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Seeing this I had a full-sensory flashback of what they feel like in my hand! I love conkers.
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wowww, intersectional assholery.
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
forbidden crepes, the most delicious kind
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Those look like omelettes
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
<333
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
<33 thank you!!!! I'm trying!
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel like I might be the grumpy mean mum??? oh well, probably the role I was born for.
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I told him (politely) he was being kind of rude right now, and he backed off, but jeez, kid, has no adult ever said no to you before? This isn't my playdate and I don't want to play!
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HW had a playdate with a new friend N today, and when they tried to rope me into a prank-based game I said no thanks guys, please play without my involvement; then N said, "Why does HW have such STRICT RULES? Like 'no I'm not going to play with you blah blah blah'?" I was offended.
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Get well soon!
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Toft @toft.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ooooooh
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Fansplaining @fansplaining.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How have the fanfic numbers changed over the past decade? In our latest, fandom stats wizard @destinationtoast.bsky.social writes about their origins in fandom data analysis in 2013—and compares the results of their early stats questions to the same questions today: fansplaining.com/crunching-th...
Side by side bar charts comparing "High-Omegaverse fandoms in 2013" vs 2026. In 2013, SPN RPF leads with 3% of works. In 2026, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms leads by far with 17.3% of works in the fandom.
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