Toft @toft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The other week I saw the 1918 Danish silent film Trip to Mars | Himmelskibet and it was a total delight; the main thrill was that they flew to Mars in a BIPLANE. I kept trying to imagine some kind of crossover with Project Hail Mary and couldn't make it happen but I'll keep trying. 190 0
Toft @toft.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Okay guys. I made a video of the cursed robot dog that my dad bought my toddler three years ago. Sound on: contains bizarre electronica and foul language (mine). 13100 0
Toft @toft.bsky.social · 09/06/2026So, #hw and his friend were making signs to Big Butt Land (because they are six), and I (naturally) said, "I like big butts and I cannot lie," and they made this, the best picture of me that exists. 10290 0
Toft @toft.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Today I executed possibly the most impressive parallel park of my driving career. Witness me. 9330 0
Toft @toft.bsky.social · 16/04/2026working on my felt-tip copying skills. I feel like I'm getting pretty good at drawing pokemon. 3150 0
Toft @toft.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Here's another view of the same bunch. (They're old ships' figureheads, repainted and hanging in the Box museum cafe in Plymouth) 160 0
Toft @toft.bsky.social · 26/11/2025#hw has been getting into greek myth and asked me to make Cerberus out of lego. I was quite pleased with this! 2150 0
Toft @toft.bsky.social · 29/10/2025I had an awful brain day yesterday and that i went for a stupid jog and i feel better. Here's some milkweed. 2230 0
Toft @toft.bsky.social · 25/10/2025New England is going all out with the fall colors right now and I'm enjoying it. 120 0
Toft @toft.bsky.social · 24/10/2025#hw's current likes and aspirations, if you're curious. He told my student that his youtube channel would be "him faceplanting." 290 0
Toft @toft.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Check out our Halloween display! Pumpkins decorated by myself, J and HW. 0100 0
Toft @toft.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Wow, my Ao3 number is lower than I thought it was! I'm pleased with that. 260 0
Toft @toft.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Discovered that my local bookstore is now stocking the beautiful British Library Crime Classics line of early 20th century crime novels with gorgeous covers! 180 0
Toft @toft.bsky.social · 04/09/2025My 10yo self in love with Prince Caspian grudgingly forgives you 020 0
Toft @toft.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Guys I've found it, the perfect Good Omens AU. These shops in central London are next door to each other. 1161 0
Toft @toft.bsky.social · 25/08/2025so, #hw met his baby cousin yesterday, and while he's not a fan of babies he did an excellent job and told her she was the best baby in the world a few times. We told him that babies like high contrast black and white art. When he got home, he made this for her. 2230 0
Toft @toft.bsky.social · 22/07/2025More people are considering AI lovers and we shouldn't judge 0141 0
Toft @toft.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Driving to Ontario today and car entertainment is my job. Lucky I'm damn good at it. 190 0
Toft @toft.bsky.social · 26/05/2025"Yeah, a panel representing the coming together of East and West. Yup, no problem." 290 0
Toft @toft.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Morning project: this is the Krusty Krab from SpongeBob. We had a launch party where we danced to Tipsy by Shaboozey (his request). 0100 0
Toft @toft.bsky.social · 09/02/2025#hw building a snow golem: "I want it to have real working eyes. So one of you is going to have to get inside it." 2150 0
