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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘

@toebr0gan.bsky.social
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The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back

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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Explain it to me like I wasn’t listening at all the first time
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I’m a creature of habit. Terrible, self destructive habits
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
She a baddie bro (bad person)
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Oh so now I’m the bad guy just for being a bad guy
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Thank god I can’t backflip I’d be doing that shit everywhere
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Every once in a while I’ll wake up feeling a little too happy. Like calm down, it’s Tuesday
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
So Kanye DOES like fishsticks in his mouth
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Imagine you’re being chased by a serial killer and he’s running after you with his hands in his pockets
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Your secret is safe with me, I wasn’t listening
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
You can tell if someone likes you by the position of their legs. For example, if they’re over your shoulders they like you a lot
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Ah, memories!
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Apple featured photos be like, “look remember when you were happy and fit, you worthless piece of shit?”
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Dating a crazy person is fun but exhausting. Or at least that’s what I’ve been told by several partners
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
“I hate to break it to you” just kidding I love to break it to you. Let me break your spirit with this crushing information
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
*American factory workers trying to build an iphone* “THE CHINESE BUILT THIS IN A CAVE WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS”
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
If you get most of your password right it should still work
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
When Mike gets you hard, make lemonade. or however that goes
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
The trick to surviving any economic downturn is being so poor already it doesn’t effect you at all
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Not exactly trying to go scorched earth like that. Just sticking to something that’s more sustainable
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Sticking to a diet through the entire weekend requires a different kind of discipline
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Pretending I have enough money and investments to actually care about what’s happening with the stock market
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Yup lol. Sneezing be feeling a little too good sometimes
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
A good sneeze can alter the trajectory of your entire life
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Tuesday through Wednesday is like some purgatory devoid of hope. Just when you’re thinking about ending it all, it’s Thursday and you can see the dim light of Friday at the end of the tunnel
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
If I gave any less of a fuck I’d be a cat
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Every breath this beautiful Saturday morning feels like a quiet rebellion against the chaos of the week gone by
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I persist just to prove my imaginary haters wrong
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Wanna come over and get high while we read the Epstein files
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
You’d think I’d be more jacked from pushing this boulder up this hill every day
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I like this
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Setting the mood for her by spreading newspaper all over my living room floor and blasting Phil Collins
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Religion totally makes sense on a Monday morning
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Everything I’ve learned about my coworkers has been against my will
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Woke up inching toward oblivion again.
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Healthy diet is the key to changing just about every aspect of your life
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Local cheeses. Fresh-baked pastries. A crate of organic apples for $10. Handmade soaps that smell like paradise. A guy with a banjo is playing nearby, and the coffee stand has $3 lattes made from beans roasted yesterday. You’re balls deep in this farmers market and about to bust
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
That usually does the trick
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Any tips on being happy? For someone just getting into ignoring the horrors of everyday life
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Sorry babe. If it ain’t a paid day off work, it ain’t a real holiday
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Business in the front, party in the back, disaster everywhere else.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
[grows apart from everybody]
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Jaycubedla @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Alexa, bring about the end
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Caca-tivist
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Man that sounds like a terrible boss
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Taking a shit on the clock is how I stick it to the man. So yeah you could say I’m an activist
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The masculine urge to be emotionally unavailable at all times even though it’s killing me inside and wrecking my life
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The Super Bowl brings Saturday energy to Sunday which makes the following Monday extra painful
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Whatever the outcome of the Super Bowl, I just hope all the players have fun
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
You should see my posts
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