Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 9hpharmacist today while giving me my vaccines in my arm's pen tattoos said I should publish a book 280
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026RIP “Todd burned the quesaDillard,” 10/2023-10/2023 0120
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026remember how we’d Halloween-ify our Twitter handles, back when there was joy and groceries 76711
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026five of you are My People, the reststatic.klipy.comKing Of The Hill: Bobby on His BikeALT: King Of The Hill: Bobby on His Bike 030
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026*to the tune of 'Breaking the Law'* making some slaw making some slaw dnn dnn 1120
Reposted by Todd DillardTodd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026poems used to be like "Fall's big boot / stubs out flowers / as oaks catch fire" but now they're like "at the season theme park where i work as Fall Incarnate i chase down coworkers in flower costumes and beat them" and the first line is like "with a piece of foam / shaped like a French baguette" 1266
Reposted by Todd DillardDavid Wojo @mrwojorising.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Here's one of my favorite poems from my new MS of ekphrastic prose poems (this one appeared in @bulbregion.bsky.social) AND here's a link to the animation that inspired it: 35mm.online/en/vod/anima... 1127
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"the focus of poems is language" - someone with a publishing contract, smart, hot "what if someone dressed in rust and loam beat someone with a fake baguette" - me, no publishing contract, tired, wants bread 1100
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026WHICH IS TO SAY poems sure have gotten better over time huh 1120
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026poems used to be like "Fall's big boot / stubs out flowers / as oaks catch fire" but now they're like "at the season theme park where i work as Fall Incarnate i chase down coworkers in flower costumes and beat them" and the first line is like "with a piece of foam / shaped like a French baguette" 1266
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026this is the first workshop of my collective tentatively titled "poetry books are too long now as a result of shifting printing practices and this is a personal insult to me, an easily distracted poet" 1131
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026FYI signups are going live soon for my workshop: "So Your Poetry Manuscript Is The Exact Length You Want It But Submission Guidelines Need Ten More Pages: How to Write Poems That Enjamb Across Page Breaks" 2267
Reposted by Todd DillardSaeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This will be a thread of essays I recommend to students in my creative nonfiction workshop: 181186262
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026IMO just classic c-suite decision-making where their only aesthetic goal is "done-ish" 000
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I think it’s neat every tool song stars with this little intro that gives you time to pee and refill your drink before the actual song song part starts 051
Reposted by Todd DillardTony Cliff @tangocharlie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026NOW we’re getting to the GOOD writing advice 323265
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026sorry but this is “lactose intolerant after a night out” appropriation 2110
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026this is in part why I don’t understand “never think of the reader when writing” folks, thinking about your reader isn’t automatically kowtowing, sometimes it’s saying “I will ruin you” 1130
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026it’s national poetry day and not one of you has said anything to me specifically. am i a joke to you 261
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026also just to be clear “Instagram poet” means “poet who posts poems on Instagram” to me, I am too secure and too covetous of my own time and energy to spend a millisecond thinking about “Instagram poet” as a pejorative 020
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026why did autocorrect change honeybadger to homebadger 240
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026this isnt a judgment, lord knows I think everyone should write whatever they want, it just never occurs to me to write about the news unless it’s like “deer found on roof” or “homebadger eats IKEA desk” or something 250
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026a weird change in my life is going from getting news on Twitter to the past couple years or so getting news by seeing what all the instagram poets are writing about 1122
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026some of you have never whipped it until its tips were stiff and it shows 060
Reposted by Todd DillardJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed 3545491101
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026dad replied this morning and said "next time you call your dead mother you tell her hello for me" 🥹 3240
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026one of the odd things about being a poet is that I am always busy with something: prepping workshops, blurbing books, sending feedback to clients, editing friends' work, etc. but my outward facing persona is Deeply Unserious Terminally Online Poet Goofball. But I am serious! mostly 090
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026just to be clear this is funny, being a teenager reading earnest poems to his parents was also funny, what was I thinking 2150
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026mentioned a poem of mine is getting a lot of likes on instagram to my dad during our weekly call and he asked me to send it, which I did, hours ago, and he has not replied with anything, and I’m just reliving the “Ok….?”s if get in high school when I showed them my work 😂😭 4331
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Thanks! Was happy to see your prompt from Ben in my inbox today too!!! (Big Fan) 010
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026anyway I am a good husband even in my sleep. i did not eat the imaginary treat. 030
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"that's the will of your spouse telling you now" pretty sure my lactose intolerance is sick of me and has started invading my subconscious in the least subtle way possible 120
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026had a dream that my wife left a little treat for herself on the counter and when i went to see what it was an invisible apparition started fighting me 160
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026*slowly turning into Wall-E human* this is progress! 0140
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026just so we are clear, they were on the top! point still stands 071