ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The only DOTS I care about are the DIPPIN' DOTS: ICE CREAM OF THE FUTURE, the same cryogenics LLC that helped us transport the covid vaccine across the world! Why don't you throw that AI product you got me in the trash and replace it with some ICE CREAM to make me really feel like THE FUTURE! 062
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When people say bsky has the juice they are referring to Alf, Mr. Goats here, Quest 64 Official, me, or the glorious combination that results when they all combine powers for a political progfolk rap album I call "Rock Lv 3" or "ICE Knife". The first song called "Selling Rocks" is about gemstones. 050
Reposted by ToastGhostToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Use some super-intelligence (your brain) to do something smart (stop using AI for anything) 031
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Know what else hampered the courts ability to function? An entire government that does nothing but crime. War crimes, crypto crimes, overturning right to choose, taxpayer paid national advertisements for a sitting criminal's propaganda machine. Can I do crime? Oh obviously not, I'd be arrested. 🙄 020
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hey Microsoft, OpenAI, Palanatir, SpaceX: I'm don't think the message of "Our AI will kill you, your entire family, and blow up a school with 120 children minimum because no one is fact-checking any of these endeavors. fuck you give us money" is the sales pitch you want it to be. 120
Reposted by ToastGhostautumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ 1143378670
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If I have to pick 9 Games I will do it for each decade I've been alive, otherwise the competition is too fierce and I'll leave out too many good titles besides obvious winners such as The Long Dark, Fahrenheit: Indigo Prophecy, and the entirety of neopets before the swear filter incident. 100
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I wish I had a schilling (For each senseless killing) For every senseless killing, I'd buy a government America's for sale and you can get a good deal on it (A good deal on it) And make a healthy profit Or maybe, tear it apart Start with assumption That a million people are smart Smarter than one 010
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 28/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUfV... Helicopters fly over the beach (Oh, oh) Same time every day, same routine (Oh, oh) A clear target in the summer when skies are blue It's part of the noise when winter comes (Oh, oh) It reverberates in my lungs Nature's corrupted in factories far awayyoutube.comRHINESTONE EYES - gorillaz (Lyrics)YouTube video by ANTI ALT CLUB 100
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sexual assault was a huge problem at UConn because the drinking culture was huge there back when I went, and this was during a time where the UConn chief of police was earning more money than the NYC chief of police. Sadly I also suffered something I won't get into. Stay safe, friends. 010
Reposted by ToastGhostlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026hope everyone vanquished their enemies this weekend 4360458
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Gnome is somewhere one the spectrum between elf and dwarf, and if it hurts you to hear this you need to stop playing/caring about gnomes. (oh god I hope the warcraft gnome players don't gank me for this one) 000
Reposted by ToastGhostnora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 21/09/2025a group of people were like "i found a way to live my life as a truer version of myself" and instead of being like "that's beautiful, how can i help" people were like "i don't think schools should have books in them anymore" 42155571
Reposted by ToastGhostToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026old youtube thumbnail and title: "MAN DOES PCP AND RIDES LAWNMOWER INTO LAKE". Delivers, 10/10, no notes. modern youtube thumbnail and title: "What is the biggest unsolved mystery of Game of Thrones?" The author then goes to wonder why they named a character Hot Pie, 0/10, many notes. 031
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If they see a threat in you, then use that power against them. 000
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026retrying that post later with a better alt text and punchline, it's not one to be wasted at such an hour. 000
Reposted by ToastGhostʟᴜɪs ʜᴇʀɴᴀɴᴅᴇᴢ ⚡ @beetlenaut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the goal of every decent-hearted person right now is to stay alive long enough so that they can witness actual Justice for the crimes being committed both domestically and globally 8675148
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026old youtube thumbnail and title: "MAN DOES PCP AND RIDES LAWNMOWER INTO LAKE". Delivers, 10/10, no notes. modern youtube thumbnail and title: "What is the biggest unsolved mystery of Game of Thrones?" The author then goes to wonder why they named a character Hot Pie, 0/10, many notes. 031
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Thanks for staying alive, I might not have the means to help or support much, but you're super cool for staying alive despite all these bombs and inadequate governments and healthcare. Stay safe.🌦️ 020
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Unrelated, but I will not be saying this phrase to my friend going through heroin withdrawals. Calling you out, Kissyhooves. Please stay safe, hope you feel better soon. 💙 000
Reposted by ToastGhostthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026the footage of the president speaking at a news conference and you can't hear him because it's the press he banned who bring the sound equipment is too on the damn nose because guess what we wouldn't have if people hadn't kept insisting on handing this asshole a microphone over & over & over again 92165391
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Duran Duran Metroid Ravenous Invisible music video. It's coming sometime, best believe it. 000
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Illusion of Gaia. I was 3 years old, but completely enthralled. It took me until I was 7 or so to beat it, only with the help of 1999 GameFAQs writers. The world is full of detail, the story is profound, and you get to be Will and the Dark Friar Freedan! 000
Reposted by ToastGhostCatbus @catbus.phd · 18/09/2026Democratic strategists love to ponder important questions like "how do we get the silicon valley pedophile AI cultists to support us again?" 29411
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 18/09/2026walrus that has a bucket full of water in minecraft that's happy but then someone steals they bucket and be using it to mess up the cobblestone generator, is this anything? 000
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 18/09/2026He wants to ban fishing because the rivers are full of unprecented levels of pollutants. 010
Reposted by ToastGhostthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 17/09/2026travel bag. to pack: —toothbrush —deodorant —contact lenses —miniature horse or donkey 1833716
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"little ponies make teens happy" What the FUCK do you think I have been telling people these past 16 years? 010
Reposted by ToastGhostthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 17/09/20264+ hours in satsang with a miniature horse or donkey liberates the embodied soul from the clutches of the material realm 832129
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'm glad journalists (citation needed) like Jerry Chen are answering questions (citation needed) raised by clickbait titles! Keep up the fine work, Jerry! I don't know what I followed you for but you're absolutely doing something right, apparently! (citation also needed) 010
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If you are a cop or complicit in genocide you have to tell me, I don't care how many of my posts you like. If you do not reply to this post admitting the ways you have aided genocide I will block you. This is a perfectly normal request to make if you're constantly being hunted as part of a genocide- 100
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Do you think the aliens like our videogames? Some say they're still playing the metal gear solid series several thousand lightyears after release... 000
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026How disconnected is the president of the US from any actual facet of human existence? When was the last time a president did something that is normal to humans, like looking up at a star filled sky for no reason other than enjoyment and wonder? 110
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You know, if I was a senator and I wanted people to think I was alive, because that's where we're at in this circus, I'd start by letting them film me be alive, doing normal things like talking and hugging my family, and not being part of a 44-man paramilitary op just to get downstairs and in a car. 010
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Making a graph of "reading comprehension" on the x-axis and "ability to shitpost" on the y-axis, and friends, the results might surprise you... 000
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This is the best life advice I've gotten in years and I don't even have a show. On my way to fuck up my best life with my best friends, be your own best friend its important too!! 000
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The listening to Daft Punk and becoming a trans furry pipeline is something that needs to be studied. Fund my studies into this. Seriously right now. 000
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"I think people should be able to eat" is an extremist stance is America. "Children who can't afford their lunches shouldn't be allowed to eat" is a widely accepted viewpoint and it is enforced. We'd rather NOT feed our children because the system is telling us our children don't need to be fed... 011
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026your own digital circus someone to hear your prayers someone who cares 000
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026anti-semetitism gen-z tiktoks: rizzler on the roof 010
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026For discourse tonight everyone seems to be talking about fucking horses, and I'm all "Dang I didn't even log into my after-dark, nor am I straight or gay enough for most penetrative sex". Did RFK suggest we should all make love to animals or something? Wouldn't surprise me. 110
ToastGhost @toastghost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026How many times have your eyeballs seen the word "the" in your lifetime? 200