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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 25/08/2026

okay the spambots on sniffies are getting judgemental now, how about you just mind your goddamn business

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 08/08/2026

proof of life life is a series of trials and tribulations, and yet I have clear skin and kylie minogue in my ears

The poster is taking a selfie, wearing a denim jacket and white Ringer tee with sunnies and a baseball cap, doing a bear face at the camera. The background is soft focus, with blue sky and trees visible.

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 10/07/2026

in a race against time before the edible lands

smattering of Lego pieces waiting to be assembled, spread across a coffee table.

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 26/06/2026

i would throw some SERIOUS neck for a sweet treat right now

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 01/06/2026

work outlook now persisting with the “let me draft an email for you” button that i cannot in any way disable or turn off might just be the turning point for me into full-scale meltdown

cat sitting on its hind legs, paws up, mid-scream

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 17/05/2026

i will perform Gluck Gluck 2000 in exchange for the aliexpress roller coaster

a photo of a set up mini roller coaster, apparently available for purchase on aliexpress

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 14/05/2026

reminding myself that i’m looking up burnout symptoms as a warning, and NOT because they’re definitely happening already

Mia goth with crying eyes and forced smile, cropped really closely

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 10/05/2026

replaying dragon age: the veilguard is reminding me very much that from the point of no return onwards? it’s a great game. in very much the way mass effect 2 is a great game.

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 08/05/2026

getting a lot of videos of people screaming in their cars, and let me tell you little gay people in my phone i understand the vibe there

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 07/05/2026

my favourite part of the bike track through Abbotsford convent reopening is seeing these babies up close

a brown cow, happily munching on some very green grass

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 01/05/2026

now how are you gonna call me “boy” with a straight face when we are The Same Age

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 29/04/2026

oh my god the prophecy was true, there ARE a lot of hot dads in my area

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 26/04/2026

i’m so fucking good at spanish, you guys

a screenshot of d*olingo. The activity is “translate the word”, showing a hospital, and the word “hospital” in English. The poster’s response is in Spanish: “hospital”. This is the correct answer, and they’re being told “great job!”

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 24/04/2026

noticed way more gray hairs whilst getting my haircut this time

kitty scott-claus, on the deck of a cruise ship, looking sultry in front of a sunset

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 22/04/2026

i love to be a nerd sometimes :3

key ring in the style of Melbourne suburban train stations platform signage with the name Clifton Hill on it, and Platform 1.

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 21/04/2026

thinking about work emails at 9.30pm, how do i switch this thing off

a woman in a pink shirt looking down the barrel of a gun at dangerously close quarters

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 20/04/2026

it’s 9:20am on a monday morning and i’m being asked if we can insure a detective agency unfortunately insurance does not love whimsy

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 04/04/2026

thank you to the hot bear with the little dog teaching me about tasmania, i am a big fan

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 04/04/2026

buying a scooter has been absolutely fantastic for my vitamin d levels, though cultivating a watch tan in april is an interesting choice

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 01/04/2026

when apple sends me a “time to stand” alert the second i sit down for a wee, that’s toxic masculinity at play right there

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 31/03/2026

sometimes my inner demons love to tell me what an incompetent boob i am, but then those same demons see the emails i read and say “actually, things could be a LOT worse”

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 29/03/2026

getting back into swimming is exactly what i needed :)

a hairy guy in grey sweats taking a mirror selfie, flexing an arm (sort of)

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 26/03/2026

stuck listening to commercial radio and they are talking about Russell Crowe a LOT more than I think is necessary for this point in time in pop culture

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hunter @hvvnter.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

your thoughts on Chappell Roan tell me muchhhhhh about you she should be nastier and have a gun

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 26/03/2026

if i’m being completely honest, i’m wildly impressed at the level of restraint especially after three litres of vodka and a couple of mollies

Screenshot of an instagram post from the ABC with the headline:

“‘Blue blob' vandal who gave sculpture googly eyes ordered to pay compensation”

Screenshot of the caption on the instagram post:

“Amelia Vanderhorst has been convicted on a graffiti charge after attaching googly eyes to the Cast in Blue sculpture in Mount Gambier.

Her lawyer told the court Ms Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and drank about three litres of vodka on the night of the vandalism.

Magistrate Kylie Schulz ordered her to compensate the Mount Gambier City Council and complete community service.”

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 24/03/2026

i’m really not sure moisturiser is among the things you can leave out the front as a “I don’t need this you can have it” kind of deal

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 22/03/2026

every time i try to count calories all the numbers morph into some kind of eldritch horror i'm just going to stuff my face and exercise and if something goes wrong, well i have like 800 FBEs in the average year - one of them will probably pick something up :) :) :)

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 18/03/2026

we’re wasting all this money on ai when what i REALLY want is a plugin for outlook that tasers people when they call me instead of REPLYING TO MY DAMN EMAIL

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 16/03/2026

setting aside the crude link between HIV and promiscuity, throwing out “if only you weren’t a hoe” on sniffies is CRAZY

Screenshot of sniffies conversation. It’s one-sided, all three messages sent to the poster (without reply):
“Hiws the HIV treating you?”
“Hows*”
“If only you weren’t a hoe i guess.”

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 16/03/2026

it says a lot about the male psyche that i have gone three years without confronting my neighbour about the ridiculous squeaking of his screen door, and he has gone three years hearing this ridiculous squeaking and done absolutely ✨𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔✨ about it

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Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

We are letting Prothean technology go to waste by ignoring this solution!

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 15/03/2026

physically i am back where i was two years ago, which feels nice to think about now i just need like an arm class or something, so i can look a little balanced out (it’s hard having fat tits and noodle arms :( )

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 14/03/2026

maybe i should treat myself to a couple of days in sydney as part of my annual brisbane trip

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 14/03/2026

cleaning house and found two pairs of overalls that are quite possibly the worst cut garments I’ve ever tried on how can i have a moose knuckle AND a camel toe

a drag queen with large fake breasts in a sparkly silver dress mid-fall, accentuated by the slight motion blur

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 12/03/2026

squirt is cigarettes, and sniffies is vaping

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 07/03/2026

they let the normies in to look at trains today, and i did exactly that 😌😌😌

S313, a diesel locomotive, at the Newport Workshops - hiding just inside the arched doorway.

X36, a large black steam locomotive, on display at the Newport Railway Museum.

R704, a large black and red-trimmed steam locomotive, on display at the Newport Railway Museum.

The poster, standing in front of H220, a very large black steam locomotive on display at the Newport Railway Museum.

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 05/02/2026

being honest with yourself means if you can see the bottom of the ice cream container, just finish it

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 02/02/2026

how many slices of deli ham equal a cigarette, do you think?

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 30/01/2026

can't wait to find out who wrote stop that train, chatgpt gemini or copilot 😍

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 27/01/2026

i want to be open minded but then i try shit like this (it is literally carbonated apple cider vinegar) and it makes me want to start flinging myself at the wall like a howler monkey

a can of Remedy Blood Orange Sodaly. It’s 100% natural! It’s carbonated apple cider vinegar with plant based sugars and something resembling “blood orange” in it somewhere maybe.

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 25/01/2026

“that’s not a hat” is one of the best, yet most infuriating card games I have ever played but i think i need an MRI or something because there is no way my short term memory is THAT bad

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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 23/01/2026

men truly love sending emails with ❗️high importance ❗️ for the most brainless shit imaginable

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