Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 3hI hate how gear with good specs totally doesn't suit my vibe 😭 230
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 3hSony looking at this and realising what people are willing to pay when it comes to pricing up the next PlayStation 🫠 120
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 21hAdding another one to this list because I need to do the FFXV crossover content before the 13th 😅 040
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Another update: the copy I returned showed up in stock today and now is gone 😂 that was fast 040
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If anyone needs me, I'll be doing my Secret World of Alex Mack impression 020
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Update: got a pre-owned copy from EB Games on Thursday, redeemed it 7 times on my and various other friends Switch 2's and returned on Sunday for a full refund 😂 050
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Pokemon Go battle league is truly the worst creation of mankind 110
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm an October Grinch No real fondness for Halloween Hate Locktober Bring on November 050
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Dankpods posting a 1 hour 45 minute video of him playing GTA5? I am seated! 130
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Melbourne moots, do I know anyone with a Switch cartridge for me to test this out with? 😅 111
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026For real this whole age verification bullshit is going to send me straight to the extremes of political beliefs 120
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So I'm playing Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave as my first ever Fire Emblem game, and oh no, I'm going to have to play the other games in the series now, because this is some good shit 😍 040
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Fire Emblem girlies Am I a pussy ass bitch for turning off permadeath? 130
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I love the collective optimism of the Steamdeck community. "Does this 2026 Unreal Engine 5 AAA game run on this 2022 handheld processor?" Like come on 380
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The year is 2032, and Blizzard is releasing vanilla WOW again after Forever added enough expansions that people hated it and begged for it to go back to launch state 171
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Currently replaying Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth to get ready for Revelations next year, and damn, on the second playthrough I'm having so much fun. The combat, the camp acting, the mini games, it's all just clicking and I love it 😊 010
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Looks like I'm starting my journey to become a teacher 😅 2140
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I could cum from this news That fuck ass launcher is why I stopped playing OG Black Flag on my Steamdeck and got it on Switch instead 190
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026All of a sudden, Sony not releasing their games to PC isn't such a bad thing 🤷 150
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Totally missed it with everything going on in my life but I have hit one year since I started on mounjaro and my weightloss journey. Start weight: 123kgs Current weight: 90.95kgs Total loss: 32.05kgs 2170
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The absolute shellshock of Piers Morgan being on 2 Broke Girls 010
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Whenever I see trailers and clips of Crimson Dessert, I ask myself "what even is this game?" 130
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Oh FFS, Reddit has had an update that defaults you to a "for you" algorithm feed instead of the subreddits I followstatic.klipy.comRon Swanson: Broken PhoneALT: Ron Swanson: Broken Phone 121
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Spring is in the air, you know what that means. My house battery now charges up to 100% with the solar and I end up exporting! 🌞 0140
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Getting the plumbing infrastructure in place for the 3rd Impact 060
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026So, setting up Bazzite on an old computer to give a try instead of buying a Steam Machine, and you know what was nice? Just making an account name and password and that's it. No options for data collection, no needing a Microsoft account, no screaming at you to get OneDrive and Gampass Delightful 250
Reposted by JordanAndré Guindi 🪷👹🪷 @andreguindi.bsky.social · 30/08/2026this one is especially egregious 85136224103
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026So with the Sega sale and many Humble monthly claims, I now have the complete Yakuza series of games. I guess I should start playing them after playing the first a couple of years ago haha 😅 010
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I for one think GTA6 looks great and am super excited to play it 020
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Did Elon poop his ket diapers over shooting police in the GTA6 Netflix extended look? 110
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Friendly PSA to gamer moots: If you were thinking of getting a Switch 2, now is the best time to get one as they go up $70AUD on 1st of September 290
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Did I go all the way to Highpoint for the sole purpose of getting the Pokemon Go Lego collaboration items? Yes, yes I did 🙃 0120
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026static.klipy.comMeryl Streep's 'Groundbreaking.' SarcasmALT: Meryl Streep's 'Groundbreaking.' Sarcasm 040
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026QTP with an anime that has an awesome theme song 🎶🎵🎶🎵 The pure joy I feel when hearing the season 4 opening never ceases ☺️static.klipy.comMha My Hero AcademiaALT: Mha My Hero Academia 060
Jordan @cynicaljordan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Post a famous bathroom scenestatic.klipy.comCassie's 'I Have Never Ever Been Happier' BreakdownALT: Cassie's 'I Have Never Ever Been Happier' Breakdown 020
