the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 25/08/2026okay the spambots on sniffies are getting judgemental now, how about you just mind your goddamn business 0350
the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 08/08/2026proof of life life is a series of trials and tribulations, and yet I have clear skin and kylie minogue in my ears 1640
the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 14/07/2026oh i’m about to be REAL annoying lol - its from speedo, but it’s like 2 years old? The design is called gum nuts, hopefully that helps find somewhere that might have it in stock? 110
the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 10/07/2026it’s *deeply* enjoyable tbh, if a little humbling at the rookie errors i’m making 010
the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 26/06/2026also hi i hate end of financial year but i am now 5kg away from my first goal weight so it’s all about multitudes rn 090
the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 26/06/2026i would throw some SERIOUS neck for a sweet treat right now 1100
the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 01/06/2026work outlook now persisting with the “let me draft an email for you” button that i cannot in any way disable or turn off might just be the turning point for me into full-scale meltdown 0100
the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 19/05/2026ALL EYES ON ME IN THE CENTRE OF THE RING just like a CIRCUS 010
the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 17/05/2026i will perform Gluck Gluck 2000 in exchange for the aliexpress roller coaster 1300
the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 14/05/2026reminding myself that i’m looking up burnout symptoms as a warning, and NOT because they’re definitely happening already 0290
the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 11/05/2026they also produced for dusty springfield, so maybe that would be up your alley? in private is a great song 100
the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 10/05/2026replaying dragon age: the veilguard is reminding me very much that from the point of no return onwards? it’s a great game. in very much the way mass effect 2 is a great game. 160
the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 08/05/2026what is it about driving that makes people act like its their firet day on earth 010
the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 08/05/2026getting a lot of videos of people screaming in their cars, and let me tell you little gay people in my phone i understand the vibe there 270
the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 07/05/2026okay but monster m&ms would go pretty hard let’s be real 010
the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 07/05/2026my favourite part of the bike track through Abbotsford convent reopening is seeing these babies up close 0160
the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 04/05/2026honestly i don't think what they're saying right now has accepted linguistic definition yet 010
the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 01/05/2026it would be nice not to get it as a cold open if i’m being completely honest 130
the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 01/05/2026now how are you gonna call me “boy” with a straight face when we are The Same Age 1100
the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 29/04/2026oh my god the prophecy was true, there ARE a lot of hot dads in my area 0240
the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 26/04/2026the linguist/polyglot deep inside me is deeply tickled by the way English crashes back and forth between Germanic and Latin like a bell in a storm yes polyglot is the right word whoops 0100
the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 24/04/2026can you be daddy and babygirl? i’m that with a secret third thing (obnoxious) 110
the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 24/04/2026I was really distracted by it lol, probably something to unpack there but I’m taking it as a good thing! 010
the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 24/04/2026noticed way more gray hairs whilst getting my haircut this time 2140
the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 22/04/2026i emptied a can of wd-40 when he wasn’t home and they just kept squeaking - next step is either lithium grease or i just remove the door altogether! HOW DOES IT NOT BOTHER THEM!! 010
the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 21/04/2026thinking about work emails at 9.30pm, how do i switch this thing off 0200
the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 20/04/2026it’s 9:20am on a monday morning and i’m being asked if we can insure a detective agency unfortunately insurance does not love whimsy 080
the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 04/04/2026thank you to the hot bear with the little dog teaching me about tasmania, i am a big fan 1230
the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 04/04/2026buying a scooter has been absolutely fantastic for my vitamin d levels, though cultivating a watch tan in april is an interesting choice 070
the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 03/04/2026leaf blowers are a noise specifically designed to get right on my tits, you’ve got my number on that one 020