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the dreaded rear admiral

@toastee.au
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 25/08/2026
okay the spambots on sniffies are getting judgemental now, how about you just mind your goddamn business
a spam message received on sniffies:

The poster’s own profile has been sent back to him, with the accompanying message: “SHE NEEDS TO STOP MASTURBATING! COME ON IN ALREADY (Replace the comma with a period)- badboy,red”
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 08/08/2026
proof of life life is a series of trials and tribulations, and yet I have clear skin and kylie minogue in my ears
The poster is taking a selfie, wearing a denim jacket and white Ringer tee with sunnies and a baseball cap, doing a bear face at the camera. The background is soft focus, with blue sky and trees visible.
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 14/07/2026
oh i’m about to be REAL annoying lol - its from speedo, but it’s like 2 years old? The design is called gum nuts, hopefully that helps find somewhere that might have it in stock?
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 14/07/2026
day off, having a splash
a hairy guy flexing his arm in the mirror at a pool change room. He’s only wearing speedos, orange with gumnuts printed on them.
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 10/07/2026
against all odds, i persisted
A kit of Lego succulent plants, fully assembled
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 10/07/2026
it’s *deeply* enjoyable tbh, if a little humbling at the rookie errors i’m making
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 10/07/2026
in a race against time before the edible lands
 smattering of Lego pieces waiting to be assembled, spread across a coffee table.
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 26/06/2026
also hi i hate end of financial year but i am now 5kg away from my first goal weight so it’s all about multitudes rn
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 26/06/2026
i would throw some SERIOUS neck for a sweet treat right now
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 01/06/2026
work outlook now persisting with the “let me draft an email for you” button that i cannot in any way disable or turn off might just be the turning point for me into full-scale meltdown
cat sitting on its hind legs, paws up, mid-scream
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 21/05/2026
give me a BREAK
a screenshot of Forza horizon 6, the target time for three stars is 1 minute 40 seconds flat. The poster’s time was 1 minute, 40 second and 368 milliseconds.
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 19/05/2026
ALL EYES ON ME IN THE CENTRE OF THE RING just like a CIRCUS
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 18/05/2026
is that what we’re calling it now
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 17/05/2026
of course, bab x
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 17/05/2026
i will perform Gluck Gluck 2000 in exchange for the aliexpress roller coaster
a photo of a set up mini roller coaster, apparently available for purchase on aliexpress
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 14/05/2026
reminding myself that i’m looking up burnout symptoms as a warning, and NOT because they’re definitely happening already
Mia goth with crying eyes and forced smile, cropped really closely
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 11/05/2026
oh my god you've met colton
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 11/05/2026
they also produced for dusty springfield, so maybe that would be up your alley? in private is a great song
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 10/05/2026
replaying dragon age: the veilguard is reminding me very much that from the point of no return onwards? it’s a great game. in very much the way mass effect 2 is a great game.
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 08/05/2026
what is it about driving that makes people act like its their firet day on earth
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 08/05/2026
getting a lot of videos of people screaming in their cars, and let me tell you little gay people in my phone i understand the vibe there
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 07/05/2026
okay but monster m&ms would go pretty hard let’s be real
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 07/05/2026
my favourite part of the bike track through Abbotsford convent reopening is seeing these babies up close
a brown cow, happily munching on some very green grass
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 04/05/2026
looking at you two made me gay!!
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 04/05/2026
honestly i don't think what they're saying right now has accepted linguistic definition yet
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 02/05/2026
couldn’t agree more tbh
a footpath, with what looks like the word “turd” written in white chalk
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 01/05/2026
it would be nice not to get it as a cold open if i’m being completely honest
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 01/05/2026
now how are you gonna call me “boy” with a straight face when we are The Same Age
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 29/04/2026
oh my god the prophecy was true, there ARE a lot of hot dads in my area
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 28/04/2026
sick moon out tonight, folks
a photo of the night sky. The moon is bright and centre, with a big ring of light (I think it’s called a corona?) visible around it. Beneath are black trees, backlit by a busy main road.
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 26/04/2026
the linguist/polyglot deep inside me is deeply tickled by the way English crashes back and forth between Germanic and Latin like a bell in a storm yes polyglot is the right word whoops
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 26/04/2026
i’m so fucking good at spanish, you guys
a screenshot of d*olingo. The activity is “translate the word”, showing a hospital, and the word “hospital” in English. The poster’s response is in Spanish: “hospital”. This is the correct answer, and they’re being told “great job!”
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 24/04/2026
can you be daddy and babygirl? i’m that with a secret third thing (obnoxious)
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 24/04/2026
I was really distracted by it lol, probably something to unpack there but I’m taking it as a good thing!
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 24/04/2026
noticed way more gray hairs whilst getting my haircut this time
kitty scott-claus, on the deck of a cruise ship, looking sultry in front of a sunset
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 22/04/2026
et voila!!
etsy.com
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 22/04/2026
i emptied a can of wd-40 when he wasn’t home and they just kept squeaking - next step is either lithium grease or i just remove the door altogether! HOW DOES IT NOT BOTHER THEM!!
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 22/04/2026
*train nerd, whatever
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 22/04/2026
i love to be a nerd sometimes :3
key ring in the style of Melbourne suburban train stations platform signage with the name Clifton Hill on it, and Platform 1.
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 21/04/2026
thinking about work emails at 9.30pm, how do i switch this thing off
a woman in a pink shirt looking down the barrel of a gun at dangerously close quarters
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 20/04/2026
your site manager is doing excellent work btw
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 20/04/2026
it’s 9:20am on a monday morning and i’m being asked if we can insure a detective agency unfortunately insurance does not love whimsy
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 05/04/2026
i do love this city
A photo taken from a pedestrian bridge of a brown water creek, with dense Australian native vegetation along its banks. A low angle photo of a rail bridge over the Darebin creek. Two people are about to walk under it, and much of the foreground is covered in overhanging eucalyptus. A water hole adjacent to the Darebin creek. The water is glassy smooth, and the sky has very light, whispy clouds. The banks are lined with grass, and tall gum trees. A photo of the Merri creek. The trail curves gently to the right, like the other pictures it is densely wooded with Australian native vegetation, and the sun is dappled throughout.
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 04/04/2026
THE REPLIES ARE CRAZY
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 04/04/2026
yes :3
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 04/04/2026
thank you to the hot bear with the little dog teaching me about tasmania, i am a big fan
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 04/04/2026
buying a scooter has been absolutely fantastic for my vitamin d levels, though cultivating a watch tan in april is an interesting choice
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 03/04/2026
leaf blowers are a noise specifically designed to get right on my tits, you’ve got my number on that one
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the dreaded rear admiral @toastee.au · 02/04/2026
you've got to be fucking joking
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