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ToadBrews

@toadbrews.bsky.social
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He/they, over 18, neurospicy. Plays magic and grimdark future, reads fantasy, watches horror. All frogs are heccin good nuggets.

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Bryan, Yay! Unions! @truphantomangel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I HIGHLY suggest people fill out the surveys and show how much they don’t want this. MARO’s recent podcast about Aftermath shows they do listen to those, and that people responded by showing it having the worst rating ever for a set. IT WILL MATTER to respond. Please do people if you get one!
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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Idea for horror setting: the frontrooms. It's a perfectly normal building but strangers keep making small talk
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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New policy: I I am using a desktop site, every time they tell me to install an app they must pay me $50
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Beyond the Machina! @beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Miss my booth at Commander Sealed this year? No worries! I have a BUNCH of #MTG tokens left & I’d like to make you a deal while supplies last! For just 30$ (includes shipping!) I will send you 1 copy of all 9 tokens! Each have been signed & serialized! Exact list of tokens below! Like & share!
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Gangstalker Frampt @sweater-puppy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Republicans want to gleefully murder me and my friends. Democrats will not gleefully murder us. When the Democrats murder us, they will be solemn and respectable, dutifully performing a task they understand is necessary, if unpleasant. Vote blue!
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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
will the prediction markets let me place bet on how many prediction market employees will leap from their high rise office windows to plummet to the street below when legislation passes to make them comply with gambling regulations
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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Trans people want to hurt kids!" Sir your high schooler is on the football team you don't actually care about kids getting hurt
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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If u don't have sex with computer now, rokos basilisk will know ur a prude later
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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
10: Over/under on how many years until one or more players have to leave the field from heat exhaustion at the super bowl, OR expected heat is mentioned as a factor for stadium selection
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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I curse you to actually have to write all of your cool fanfic ideas
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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wow, a new magic set that isn't UB and is full of cool cards surely those two things aren't related.
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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sony: we are getting rid of physical discs to force you to lease digital copies Microsoft: we are getting rid of physical discs to force you to lease digital copies Nintendo: we are getting rid of physical discs and bringing back fun cartridges!
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Beyond the Machina! @beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hey Yall! I had enough money to cover enough of my commander sealed expenses, but a very close friend of mine needed money for meds I just finished two SUPER cool logos for @gdekker.io & @mindsdesire.bsky.social & id love to make YOU one! youtube channel, software, LGS, any sort of brand thing!
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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If people on welfare ate nothing but boiled potatoes with butter, there would be public outcry that food stamps were paying for luxuries like butter
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 06/09/2026
The reason that the Harry Potter apologists won't just read better books is because they're not looking for good stories...if they were, they wouldn't have glommed on to Harry Potter. They're looking for the camaraderie and social phenomenon that Harry Potter was in the 2000s.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 05/09/2026
Good news: he lost.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
???? READ ALT TEXT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEAN WHO CANT REMEMBER WHAT THERE SUPPOSE TO BE DOING , AT WORK , AT HOME, IN A GAME, DOSENT MATTER, HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO KEEP EVERYTHING STRAIGHT, EVERY DAY 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD DO AUTOMATICALLY AND 10 NEW THINGS YOU HAVE TO FIT IN YOUR DAY TOO, AND NOW A GUY IN TOWN WANT'S ME TO GO TO SOME OTHER AREA AND RETRIVE AN ITEM FOR HIM???? AND IDK THE GUY AND IDK WHY HE WANTS ME TO DO IT????? HE LOOKED AT MY DUMB ASS AND SAID THIS IS THE GUY TO FIND A MYSTERIOUS AMULET IN THE WOODS AND BRING IT BACK TO HIM , WHY WOULDENT I KEEP IT? DOES HE JUST THINK IM TO STUPID TO STEAL THE AMULET? WHAT COULD HE PAY ME THAT WOULD BE WORTH MORE THEN A AMULET????? ANY WAY DA TEXT "I FORGOT WHAT MY FUCKEN QUEST WAS, PROBLY SOME TREASURE? FORCED TO FIGHT RATS EVEN THOUGH ITS THERE CAVE, RETURN AN ITEM TO A GUY OR A PRINCESS? A GUY I DONT KNOW WHATS ME TO KILL A SECOND GUY I DONT KNOW? GREAT A STEARCASE THAT GOES DOWN TO A HARDER LEVEL " AND THATS ONE MORE THING I DONT CARE WHAT KIND OF FANTASTY WORLD IM IN ,DO NOT ASK ME TO KILL ANOTHER GUY, THE BEST FANTASY I HAVE IS KILLING NO GUYS, THE WORST NIGHTMARES I HAVE ARE WHEN I HAVE TO FIGHT A GUY, ALL I WANT IS 1 FUCKEN QUEST WHERE I CAN JUST BEAT SOMEONE AT CARD'S AND THEN I GET THE ITEM I WANT, ITS NOT REALISTIC TO ASK ME TO COMMIT ACTS THAT CHANGE MY LIFE FOREVER JUST TO PROGRESS A STORY , AND AFTER ALL THAT I DONT EVEN OWN THE FUCKEN VIDEO GAME? THERE SAYING I HAVE A LICENSE TO PLAY IT BUT I DONT OWN IT?????? THIS IS THE LAST ADVENTURE I GO ON - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
FDA announces recall on 'food'
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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The use of technical and emotionless language reduces the impact of crimes. Tell the average American a local cop is accused of intimate partner violence and possession of CSAM and they'll stare at you blankly. Tell them he beat his wife when she found his kiddy porn, they're instantly against him.
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Holy shiiiiiiit if you know anyone in North Carolina who may even know anyone who knows anyone who's been to an event by these people, get them to go get the rabies post-exposure prophylaxis shots RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, DO NOT WAIT, YOU CANNOT TREAT IT AFTER SYMPTOMS START
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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
At long last, we have invented the Torment Nexus from classic scifi novel 'The torment nexus doesn't actually do anything useful and costs all your money'
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life?
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Literally nobody, including MAGA, had any ideological commitment or pre-existing policy goal of picking a fight with Canada. This is all happening solely because the crazy old man randomly blurted it out. And that makes it worse. There's nothing to negotiate, no aim to satisfy. He's just insane.
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Niv Mizzet's Right Hand Squirrel @mtgcritical.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
#jimothychalamet
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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If I don't remember my dreams when I wake up does that make them lost media
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I read somewhere that there are no trans women in the wnba That’s shocking! Because when I look at the news, all I see is people screaming against trans women in the wnba! Do you know what that means? It means that more than usual, they’ve invented a situation to make themselves angry.
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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nobody should watch the HBO Harry Potter shit. We should make it tha most expensive loss with turning every bit of news about it just into negative PR so they won’t even want to advertise it. You act in this shit? Damn that’s tough, you’re lost to us for life hope the money was worth it.
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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
To whom it may concern: If you were any more of an egg you'd be recalled for salmonella
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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Question to always consider: Is [occupation] actually incredibly dangerous or does it just require safety measures that impact the bottom line too much
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Beyond the Machina! @beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Where's the Black Mana girlies at? Well one of #MTG 's most iconic is right here! this is the first of a style im tinkering with for old border cards & im super happy with how it turned out! what do yall think? Want it for yourself? its 70$ + shipping! Interested? DM me! Like & share!
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’m just gonna say this once cuz I don’t ever wanna think about this guy again. If you go to bat for the muscle ambassador guy who wanted to play with Drake, like that is an indefensible position of inviting pdf’s to the game and everyone will remember this.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
on two occasions I have run into a dude who went with the "I identify as a woman" thing because he thinks its really funny and my learning has been that if you take his word for it and start calling him a woman he stops finding it funny in about 1 second and starts getting upset & so you don't stop
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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It's really cool how one UB set has to have every possible reference now regardless of tone or context so you can open up a booster pack with two rares and one of them is 'character struggles with the grief of losing a loved one' and the other one is 'that cheap plastic plant that farts really loud'
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Beyond the Machina! @beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
something special for the late night crew… @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com messaged me asking to make her a unique swamp. So I did. This piece is based off of pictures of the existing remains of Ohio’s Great Black Swamp. A super fun deep dive I went on tonight What do yall think? Vid of it below 👀
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Kayleigh Donaldson @ceilidhann.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sure, Jared Leto is a creep with multiple allegations to his name over the course of two decades, but you have to understand that he's also a mediocre actor who's a nightmare to work with and whose movies are critical flops that don't make money.
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Beyond the Machina! @beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Want a custom quiver like this? I have 1 slot open! It might not be done till mid OCT-early NOV, but I am a person of my word & it will be done prices range from 300-600 depending what you want. I know it’s a bit much, but these are truly unique pieces of practical art Interested? DM me! #MTG
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Beyond the Machina! @beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Want a custom quiver like this? I have 1 slot open! It might not be done till mid OCT-early NOV, but I am a person of my word & it will be done prices range from 300-600 depending what you want. I know it’s a bit much, but these are truly unique pieces of practical art Interested? DM me! #MTG
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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
You all love posting Chun Li and Cammy with big naturals. No big naturals for M. Bison? No honkin bazongers for Blanka? Perish
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Beyond the Machina! @beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hey Yall! i NEED 350$ by this upcoming Monday (ideally sooner) to pay for important bills ☠️ check out the post below, maybe its something you'd like to get to elevate your #MTG experience/adventures! PLEASE like & share so that others hopefully see it ❤️
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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Got first place at a One Page Rules tournament in Ohio today with infected colonies!
Infected colonies army for one page rules on a white tablecloth
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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The Diarrhea parasite is here to stay. Avoiding produce just because it makes you shit yourself to death is a ridiculous overreaction. Produce is actually good for you, and not everyone has the ability to wash it before they eat it, you're gatekeeping fresh food! (This is what AI fans sound like)
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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
They should do Heated Rivalry but it's Roman gladiators
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Beyond the Machina! @beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Want a sick alter like this? my commissions are open! check my pinned thread to see some cards/opportunities i have available, or i can just paint a card of your choice for additional cost! DM me! who doesnt love one-of-a-kind bling for their #MTG collections? Like & share! it really helps!
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Beyond the Machina! @beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My Logo commissions are open! For as low as 220$ you too can get a expertly designed logo that can define you & what you want to do! Want something to guide your creative ambitions & projects with something truly iconic? I'm the person to talk to make it happen! Interested? DM me! Like & share!
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ShakaKimo @shakakimo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Ogor overtyrant riding moodeng
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