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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 12h

FFS… Is it really an accident anymore at this point?

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Beyond the Machina! @beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 18h

update! someone took me up on a logo job last night & i was able to get new shoes, soap, & pay a majority of my phone bill. Due to AT&T being pedantic even though i paid my phone bill for September, i didnt pay my phone bill for october so my service is still off so once again im open for work!

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

2 AM. Time to sneak into another gated community with a wheelbarrel of upside down pineapple sculptures and destroy the careful social balance of the upper-middle class WASPS.

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Beyond the Machina! @beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hey y’all I like really need the money right now. My shoes are falling apart, I’m almost out of shower soap, & my phone service has been turned off ☠️ I have a 250$ US logo commissions open for those looking for a new &/or improved logo. Like & share! I really appreciate it & it really helps ❤️

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antifascist lesbian @rollerderbykaya.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

hey everyone! my new job isnt paying me enough to meet my bills so I'm selling these two cards to get my car paid off. If you want to help but dont want/cant afford the cards, feel free to donate. I'll send a Lotus Petal to someone at random who donated if I raise at least 1k total ($ in alt text)

city of traitors front, asking price 475

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ooooh, you've been a very bad autist haven't you. Yes, you deserve to be punished. That's right, soooo naughty. *Turns on the ceiling light with the loud electricity*

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I Have No Mind and I Must Stream

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Supreme Court rules 6-3 that laws are more like a vibe than a hard rule

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

As an American I would call this 'baffling' and ask if it were possible for this to be turned into (given the ingredients displayed) strips of french toast maybe?

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My character: Takes 15 rifle rounds, a grenade directly under my feet, 10 seconds of being on fire, and some sort of demon acid vomit in my face "I should probably heal soon" My character's childhood best friend: one (1) 9mm round to the stomach "This is the end, main character. I'm sorry"

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

don't let tumblr see this they think 25 year old enbies are children 😭

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

For everyone saying "I wouldn't buy Harry Potter cards" they know. They're banking on you still buying other cards while Potter fans buy the Harry Potter cards. You're gonna have to boycott entirely to impact their bottom line and they know most people won't.

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Bryan, Yay! Unions! @truphantomangel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I HIGHLY suggest people fill out the surveys and show how much they don’t want this. MARO’s recent podcast about Aftermath shows they do listen to those, and that people responded by showing it having the worst rating ever for a set. IT WILL MATTER to respond. Please do people if you get one!

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Idea for horror setting: the frontrooms. It's a perfectly normal building but strangers keep making small talk

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I was at twitter headquarters and I saw Grok and Elon in the closet making rogue agents and one of the rogue agents looked at me

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

New policy: I I am using a desktop site, every time they tell me to install an app they must pay me $50

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Beyond the Machina! @beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Miss my booth at Commander Sealed this year? No worries! I have a BUNCH of #MTG tokens left & I’d like to make you a deal while supplies last! For just 30$ (includes shipping!) I will send you 1 copy of all 9 tokens! Each have been signed & serialized! Exact list of tokens below! Like & share!

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Pretty much everything law enforcement does besides fingerprints and some (not all) dna testing is roughly as valid as the Malleus Malificarum

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"I don't really care for orks but I need the space marines so mise well...." ten minutes after building my first ork models from the armageddon box "WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE HAS A LITTLE SHOULDER SQUIG LIKE A PIRATE PARROT *autistic lil guy reaction overload noises*" WAAAAAAAAAGH

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Gee Amber, your hive tyrant lets you have TWO pyrovores??

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Look, as an ignorant toad I just want to say we are doing the best we can and none of us voted for him

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

IIRC the Rubber Barons were the ones cutting the hands off of Congolese workers which I very much believe is also a goal here

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I tried to read the article but they wanted $7 :(

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Republicans want to gleefully murder me and my friends. Democrats will not gleefully murder us. When the Democrats murder us, they will be solemn and respectable, dutifully performing a task they understand is necessary, if unpleasant. Vote blue!

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

SISTERS I HAVE SEEN A DAY WHERE THE PISS CORNER RUNNETH OVER I HAVE SEEN A NIGHT WHERE THE SEEDS END AND I HAVE SEEN A MORNING WHERE WE DEVOUR OUR YOUNG EVEN AS THEY ARE BORN

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The BEST you can hope for is that the show gets a second season on an entirely different streaming service you don't own and now have to spend $12 to binge watch one season of a show and then cancel it at which point why are we not just buying it, what is the point of streaming it

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It's actually a gritty cyberpunk noir detective story about what it means to be human in a world dominated by machines the squirting is just in the pilot

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

will the prediction markets let me place bet on how many prediction market employees will leap from their high rise office windows to plummet to the street below when legislation passes to make them comply with gambling regulations

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"Trans people want to hurt kids!" Sir your high schooler is on the football team you don't actually care about kids getting hurt

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We know that Anthropic doesn't consider Claude a person because they aren't turning him over to the police to face charges for things he's done that would be illegal if he were a person. They don't want to make people, they want to *replace* people with something they can own, without free will

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"Our product has the potential to cause human extinction." Ok, well, it's banned now. Good luck on your next product!

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I don't think this would work for a magazine....you'll need to switch to a revolver, looks perfect for a speedloader

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If u don't have sex with computer now, rokos basilisk will know ur a prude later

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I can't rate this because Friday fucks or sucks is for rating guns and this is a paperweight that you can put bullets in

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Oh, you can't deliver the set? What else is new? Your whole system is busted and has been for years, at this point why even bother announcing shortages, we all know they're going to happen every time

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

10: Over/under on how many years until one or more players have to leave the field from heat exhaustion at the super bowl, OR expected heat is mentioned as a factor for stadium selection

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I curse you to actually have to write all of your cool fanfic ideas

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Wow, a new magic set that isn't UB and is full of cool cards surely those two things aren't related.

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

John Brown was a pacifist. He pacified many slave owners. After he killed them, they knew peace.

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ToadBrews @toadbrews.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Sony: we are getting rid of physical discs to force you to lease digital copies Microsoft: we are getting rid of physical discs to force you to lease digital copies Nintendo: we are getting rid of physical discs and bringing back fun cartridges!

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Beyond the Machina! @beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Hey Yall! I had enough money to cover enough of my commander sealed expenses, but a very close friend of mine needed money for meds I just finished two SUPER cool logos for @gdekker.io & @mindsdesire.bsky.social & id love to make YOU one! youtube channel, software, LGS, any sort of brand thing!

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