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Tim Mitchell

@tmitch.net
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Professional data geek: SQL, ETL/ELT, SSIS, SSRS, ADF, Python, data architecture. Former Microsoft Data Platform MVP (2010 - 2022). Digital privacy advocate. Ally. Amateur photographer. Coffee and craft beer snob. Blogs at TimMitchell.net.

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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 28/09/2026
Hard pass.
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 25/09/2026
Happy 9/25, y'all! #SaintDolly
A portrait of Dolly Parton
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 23/09/2026
What is this heresy
A package of Oreos, branded with "Chicken & Waffles flavor"
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 06/09/2026
Just to be clear, this is an argument in favor of a weaker U.S. Dollar. 🤷‍♂️
A Truth Social post from the US President that reads as follows: "Canada’s (currency) Dollar imbalance with the U.S. is unacceptable. It has been that way for years - but no longer! President DJT"
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 12/08/2026
Spotted last weekend on Venice Beach. #iykyk #genx
Mural art depicting a muscular saxophone player next to the words, "I Still Believe"
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 30/07/2026
Me, while trying to reconcile a vendor's API documentation versus what it's really doing
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 28/07/2026
Even the scammers are getting lazy in the age of AI.
An obvious scam/phishing email message with phrases "P@Y P@L", "tr@nsaction", and "acc0unt" poorly obfuscated to fool scam detection.
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 22/07/2026
Trying something new at home this week.
An unopened box containing a cold brew coffee maker
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 06/07/2026
A good reminder from this morning's reading.
A picture of a sunset overlaid with a quote from Seneca: "We are not given a short life but we make it short, and we are not ill-supplied but wasteful of it. Life is long if you know how to use it."
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 19/06/2026
Earlier this week I came across a database table named SpecialPurpose, and all I could think of was this guy.
A screen grab of Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson from the movie The Jerk, overlaid with the text "Just figured out what my special purpose is for".
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 14/05/2026
Happy Thursday to me.
A screenshot of a Windows 11 computer, showing that a complete system reset is underway.
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 27/04/2026
Why did we bother buying the dog a bed?
A photo of a small mixed-breed dog sleeping on a blanket piled next to an empty dog bed
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 23/04/2026
Forty years ago this week, something completely unexciting happened.
A photo of Geraldo Rivera and two excavation workers in a dark earthen space
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 07/04/2026
End of an era. #rip #mspublisher
A screenshot of an email, in which Microsoft communicates that its Publisher application will no longer be part of Microsoft 365 after September.
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 01/04/2026
I'm too young to have witnessed the Apollo moon missions, but I can remember the early missions of the space shuttle. This Artemis launch event is giving that same anticipatory energy. Godspeed to the Artemis II crew!
The four astronauts of Artemis II standing at the base of the rocket that will carry them to the moon
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 27/03/2026
Given the crazy state of the world these days, I've decided to undergo another round of virtual therapy.
A promo image from the TV show "The West Wing", with actors Martin Sheen, John Spencer, Bradley Whitford, Allison Janney, and others.
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 26/03/2026
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
A banner reading "2026 Opening Day", celebrating the first official day of the Major League Baseball regular season.
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 19/03/2026
This afternoon's code is co-written by Hans Zimmer.
An image of the album soundtrack from the movie "Backdraft", with a firefighter emerging through the doorway of a burning building.
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 27/02/2026
Have you voted yet? Get to it!
A man holding up a sticker reading, "I Voted"
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 13/02/2026
LinkedIn is aspiring to be MySpace.
A screenshot of an email from LinkedIn, inviting the recipient to solve puzzle games
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 10/02/2026
Age verification? I had one of these.
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 09/02/2026
❤️
A photo of the stadium in which Super Bowl LX was held, with this message on the big screen: "The only thing more powerful than hate is love."
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 08/02/2026
Happy Baseball Season Eve to all who celebrate!
A photo of a baseball lying on the rubber of a pitchers' mound.
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 10/12/2025
This is your periodic reminder to update your documentation as your systems evolve.
A photo of a men's room urinal with a sign above it that reads, "Eye Wash Station"
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 28/11/2025
Just..... no.
A roll of toilet paper imprinted with an image of Santa on the toilet and a reindeer bringing him toilet paper
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 28/11/2025
Continuing a Thanksgiving night family tradition
A screenshot of a movie, with the text "We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked."
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 27/11/2025
It's brine time.
A turkey bagged for brining.
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 26/11/2025
Watching the dumpster fire over at the other place.
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 23/11/2025
We were treated to some lovely views while leaving Seattle, including playing peek-a-boo with Rainier.
Mount Rainier peeking through layers of cloudsSunset over the snow-capped Rockies from an airplane windowA far-off sunset horizon view with a quarter moon peeking through
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 22/11/2025
One final leisurely breakfast at Lowell's to wrap up an awesome #passdatasummit week. See you all next year!
A hot cup of coffee sitting on a small table with Elliott Bay in Seattle in the background.
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 21/11/2025
Best shirt of the day #passdatasummit
A man wearing a shirt that reads "Nah.  - Rosa Parks"
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 21/11/2025
Time to collect a few last-day #passdatasummit selfies. @kbriankelley.bsky.social @way0utwest.bsky.social @gfritchey.bsky.social
Four men (Brian Kelley, Tim Mitchell,  Grant Fritchey, and Steve Jones) posing for a selfie picture at the PASS Data Summit
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 21/11/2025
Great to see a shoutout to Steve Hughes during the #passdatasummit keynote
A photo of data professional Steve Hughes, with a link to his blog at als.dataonwheels.com
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 21/11/2025
Friday keynote starting at #passdatasummit. How could it already be the last day?
A panoramic view of the stage and keynote speaker at PASS Data Summit
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 21/11/2025
Good stuff from @bweissman.bsky.social on the new REST API functionality in SQL Server 2025
Ben Weissman speaking on stage at PASS Data Summit 2025
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 20/11/2025
I really dig this hangout space in the #passdatasummit convention space
A wood-floored stair-shaped hangout area at the Seattle Convention Center
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 20/11/2025
And they said packing my sunglasses for Seattle was a fool's errand... #passdatasummit
Looking through the windows at the sun against a mostly clear sky
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 20/11/2025
It's Kilt Day at #passdatasummit
A group of people wearing kilts at PASS Data Summit
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 20/11/2025
Espresso break #passdatasummit @bweissman.bsky.social @elenadrakul.bsky.social
Three people sitting outside drinking espresso
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 20/11/2025
It's time for the Bob And Conor Show #passdatasummit
Two men, Bob Ward and Conor Cunningham, presenting on stage at PASS Data Summit 2025
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 19/11/2025
Hey #passdatasummit folks... if you need a great hand-crafted cuppa Joe, give this place a try. Just a block away from the north entrance of the Summit building. #grumpybean
A store shop sign reading "Grumpy Bean"
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 19/11/2025
It was great catching up with @way0utwest.bsky.social and @kbriankelley.bsky.social at this morning's #passdatasummit keynote
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 19/11/2025
SQL Prompt, now with AI and DataLoops! #passdatasummit
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 19/11/2025
Say hi to @way0utwest.bsky.social and @dbakevlar.bsky.social #passdatasummit
Two presenters on stage at PASS Data Summit
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 19/11/2025
Here we go! #passdatasummit
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 19/11/2025
❤️ #passdatasummit
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 18/11/2025
All aboard!
A man and woman standing on a dock with a large passenger boat in the background Looking through the aft door of a boat onto Puget Sound
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 18/11/2025
Enjoying one more leisurely morning with my lovely bride before the start of #passdatasummit.
A view of the Pike Market sign from a second story window across the streetTwo cups of coffee with a coffee shop sitting area in the backgroundTwo people standing outside a coffee shop
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 17/11/2025
It's a lovely day in Seattle
Raindrops on a car window
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Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net · 17/11/2025
It's almost time! #passdatasummit #sqlfamily
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