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DBAKevlar

@dbakevlar.bsky.social
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Advocate and Engineer at @Redgate | Multiplatform DBA and AI Specialist | Karma's BFF | Free the AuDHD brain | Lives on an awesome floating home on the Columbia River in Portland, OR

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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wuv my new Apple AirPod Max headphone covers!!
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This carpet was designed to drive the neurospicy insane as we try to find pictures in the squiggles in the carpet pattern. Hint: there are none. :)
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Old boss once put a sign in my office that said, “Go away or I’ll replace you with an efficient script.” Today I kinda did that to a few developers and that so many don’t want to learn makes me sad.
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nine years ago, Da man, da legend, Davinci
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes, karma and I hang out and have ice coffee, what’s it to you? :)
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New DBAKevlar, Keeping Your AI Eye on the Right Ball: dbakevlar.com/2026/09/keep... #AI #Oracle
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Keeping Your AI Eye on the Right Ball – DBAKevlar
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Had a great conversation interviewing @heidihasting.bsky.social on Microsoft Fabric, our girl gang and being part of the community on Simple Talks podcast! www.youtube.com/watch?v=21Mh...
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Fabric, agents, and a security gap nobody's aware of (with Heidi Hasting) | The Simple Talk Podcast
YouTube video by Redgate Software
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ve been watching the oracle part of the AI bubble since they bought a slew of Nvidia chips in 2021. They’ve won a few and lost a few- today was a big loss laying off 4000 individuals. This one hurts…:(
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Ryan Reynolds' Ooh Ouch Reaction
ALT: Ryan Reynolds' Ooh Ouch Reaction
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nice trip to Astoria today!
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sunday, fun day in Astoria
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Put together two cabinets and rearranged my office today. Need to figure out my desk setup still. So many Lego …:)
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“The old lady” :)
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Coming up on stopped traffic….guy riding my arse, so I immediately take my foot off the accelerator and come to a stop, so he almost hits me. He’s ticked, screeches into the next lane, yelling at me and I just rock out while flipping him off in my car. Next driver goes by & gives me the thumbs up.
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Mr. Bean Gives the Middle Finger in Car
ALT: Mr. Bean Gives the Middle Finger in Car
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yo, second skin bandages, you should warn folks that the bandages will turn into a slimy rollup 🐛 if you wear them into the shower or bath. This is not multi-day use if you like hygiene and if they fall off in the bath- terrifying..:)
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Great first day at #DevOpsDaysPortland
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Great placement for the #pdxwit table at #DevOpsDaysPortland #postgresql #wit
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
On TikTok, i primarily follow people around Portland and I just came across the folks who bought and are remodeling our airstream!! I’m so happy to watch the transformation!
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You should have judged me- my breakfast choices made me sick as a dog… lol
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Victorian Victorian Child
ALT: Victorian Victorian Child
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Don’t judge me. :)
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Pretty September evening on the Columbia!
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Today it’s planes, trains, and automobiles…. But at least I get to go home!
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Be free, Hello Kitty…
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
At a VIP reception with LOUD music and my AUDHD self is dying… Do they not realize how high the percentage of Neurodiversity is in IT??
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Uhm… San Francisco Bay, are you okay? #algae
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Attention Portland Oregon! Sunbeam Portland, is having a free coding and technology event for girls ages 13–18 taking place at Portland State University on August 29 from 8 AM–1 PM. All experience levels welcome Registration: sunbeam.hackclub.com/portland
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We have a great event tomorrow for the Data Platform DEI Group! Do your Friday right and join us for "Because Happiness Happens" www.meetup.com/data-platfor...
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Celebrating DEI - Because Happiness Happens When Everyone Belongs, Fri, Aug 28, 2026, 9:30 AM | Meetup
August is *[Happiness Happens Month](https://nationaldaycalendar.com/celebrations/happiness-happens-month-august)*, and we’re celebrating it by uplifting the joy, creativit
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’ll be presenting the Thursday keynote at CloudX/API/AI World conference next week apiworld.co
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Oregon Estate Tax is a reason that I told my husband we need to move across the border into Washington. I love Oregon, but not the tax nightmare we've built to claim we have 0% sales tax: www.bizjournals.com/portland/new...
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Estate tax reform in Oregon is back in the conversation - Portland Business Journal
Oregon's $1 million exemption is the lowest among states with estate taxes. Proponents of raising it say it would save family businesses millions. Opponents, though, argue the move could the general f...
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
New Pippi TechStalking article on the data protection concerns with Spirit Airline data acquisition by Google and other competitors: pippitechstalking.com/when-a-compa...
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When a Company Dies, Where Does Your Data Go? – Pippi TechStalking
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
New Simple Talks podcast where I get to chat with my old friend, @franckpachot.bsky.social who recently joined Microsoft to help lead their #PostgreSQL initiative! www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iJ3...
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Zero downtime: Franck Pachot on his 'migration' from Oracle to PostgreSQL | The Simple Talk Podcast
YouTube video by Redgate Software
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Like you need a new reason to hate Amazon… www.404media.co/we-tracked-a...
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We Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training Facility
We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Peer in meeting to me, “but I thought they said we can’t do that.” Me: “well that’s never stopped me before…” :)
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’m not angry, I’m spiritually loud.
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Pretty sure 85% on the water are drunk today… if over 45 yrs of age, chance increases to 98%… sheesh. :)
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Anyone else find this title funny? Like what is it to hit? A Martian? arstechnica.com/space/2026/0...
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The first self-driving vehicle on Mars has proven to be a smashing success
About 90 percent of the distance driven by Perseverance has been autonomous.
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Upgraded! :)
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
OK, it can't just be me that says, "WTF, people...you have got to have watched a dystopian movie or two!!" #NO #AI www.ft.com/content/5ab3...
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AI creates first synthetic viruses
Genomic language model has huge potential to redesign organisms such as bacteria
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Whoever at PGE who decided to work on the electric lines and blew a transformer at 2pm, causing a power outage in 95F heat today with an eta of 11:30 pm-
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Taken: I Will Find You
ALT: Taken: I Will Find You
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Data Platform Women in Technology @data-wit.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The August Data Platform WIT Newsletter just dropped! July recap, August meetup with @dbakevlar.bsky.social, PASS Summit West WIT Luncheon news, and a full slate of WIT speakers across the data community. Read it here: www.dataplatformwit.com/2026/08/06/w... #DATAWIT
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WIT Newsletter August 2026 - Data Platform WIT Virtual Group
Hello, Data WIT, and Happy August! If you remember, we’ve said we’ve been busy with things. So let’s jump into it. 🔁July Recap: Last month, our July meetup was with Mou Rakshit, presenting “Transformi...
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I see a little blue through the smoke… #pnw
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Data Platform Women in Technology @data-wit.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Join us August 11th for our next WIT Virtual Session! "How to Build Your Own Role and Making Leadership Think it Was Their Idea" with @dbakevlar.bsky.social. Don’t miss this one. 🔗 www.meetup.com/data-platfor...
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
#IYKYK #NewTattoo
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
At coffee drive thru- “The person in front of you loves your vibe and paid for your order.” Me- “I’ll pay for the next person and they better damn well do it,too!” Be f’n kind…:)
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
That AI data center expansion is partnering up with bitcoin miners in a bit of slimy deals isn’t surprising me like it should…:(. www.bizjournals.com/portland/new...
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Data center developers are zeroing in on a new target - Portland Business Journal
The shift is already underway as bitcoin prices drop and miners face mounting pressure.
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I feed the animals early, trying to hold them to 5am breakfast. Was sad to notice how dark it is in Portland at 5am this morning… winter is coming.
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Data Platform Women in Technology @data-wit.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Aug 11: Data Platform WIT is hosting a session on building your own role and getting leadership buy‑in. @dbakevlar.bsky.social will share real frameworks and examples for shaping a job that aligns w/ your strengths & org needs. www.meetup.com/data-platfor...
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How to Build Your Own Role and Making Leadership Think it Was Their Idea, Tue, Aug 11, 2026, 12:00 PM | Meetup
In today’s technical world, traditional career paths often fail to align with the unique skills and ambitions of professionals. This session empowers technical audiences to
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Am I the only one that hasn’t received their federal tax refund? The IRS owes me $$$ and asked for 60 days to review, but we’re now at 90 and getting an appt. is impossible!
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Happy 60th Wedding anniversary to my parents and damn you for making marriage look so easy… :)
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'm done for the day...so is the dog.
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Who gets to say they got a bigger back yard? they moved the sailboat dock out another 20ft today!
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