DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This carpet was designed to drive the neurospicy insane as we try to find pictures in the squiggles in the carpet pattern. Hint: there are none. :) 120
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Old boss once put a sign in my office that said, “Go away or I’ll replace you with an efficient script.” Today I kinda did that to a few developers and that so many don’t want to learn makes me sad. 000
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Yes, karma and I hang out and have ice coffee, what’s it to you? :) 010
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026New DBAKevlar, Keeping Your AI Eye on the Right Ball: dbakevlar.com/2026/09/keep... #AI #Oracledbakevlar.comKeeping Your AI Eye on the Right Ball – DBAKevlar 000
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Had a great conversation interviewing @heidihasting.bsky.social on Microsoft Fabric, our girl gang and being part of the community on Simple Talks podcast! www.youtube.com/watch?v=21Mh...youtube.comFabric, agents, and a security gap nobody's aware of (with Heidi Hasting) | The Simple Talk PodcastYouTube video by Redgate Software 010
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’ve been watching the oracle part of the AI bubble since they bought a slew of Nvidia chips in 2021. They’ve won a few and lost a few- today was a big loss laying off 4000 individuals. This one hurts…:(static.klipy.comRyan Reynolds' Ooh Ouch ReactionALT: Ryan Reynolds' Ooh Ouch Reaction 120
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Put together two cabinets and rearranged my office today. Need to figure out my desk setup still. So many Lego …:) 000
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Coming up on stopped traffic….guy riding my arse, so I immediately take my foot off the accelerator and come to a stop, so he almost hits me. He’s ticked, screeches into the next lane, yelling at me and I just rock out while flipping him off in my car. Next driver goes by & gives me the thumbs up.static.klipy.comMr. Bean Gives the Middle Finger in CarALT: Mr. Bean Gives the Middle Finger in Car 011
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Yo, second skin bandages, you should warn folks that the bandages will turn into a slimy rollup 🐛 if you wear them into the shower or bath. This is not multi-day use if you like hygiene and if they fall off in the bath- terrifying..:) 000
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Great placement for the #pdxwit table at #DevOpsDaysPortland #postgresql #wit 100
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026On TikTok, i primarily follow people around Portland and I just came across the folks who bought and are remodeling our airstream!! I’m so happy to watch the transformation! 001
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026You should have judged me- my breakfast choices made me sick as a dog… lolstatic.klipy.comVictorian Victorian ChildALT: Victorian Victorian Child 010
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Today it’s planes, trains, and automobiles…. But at least I get to go home! 020
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026At a VIP reception with LOUD music and my AUDHD self is dying… Do they not realize how high the percentage of Neurodiversity is in IT?? 230
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Attention Portland Oregon! Sunbeam Portland, is having a free coding and technology event for girls ages 13–18 taking place at Portland State University on August 29 from 8 AM–1 PM. All experience levels welcome Registration: sunbeam.hackclub.com/portlandlnkd.inLinkedInThis link will take you to a page that’s not on LinkedIn 030
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026We have a great event tomorrow for the Data Platform DEI Group! Do your Friday right and join us for "Because Happiness Happens" www.meetup.com/data-platfor...meetup.comCelebrating DEI - Because Happiness Happens When Everyone Belongs, Fri, Aug 28, 2026, 9:30 AM | MeetupAugust is *[Happiness Happens Month](https://nationaldaycalendar.com/celebrations/happiness-happens-month-august)*, and we’re celebrating it by uplifting the joy, creativit 000
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I’ll be presenting the Thursday keynote at CloudX/API/AI World conference next week apiworld.co 030
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The Oregon Estate Tax is a reason that I told my husband we need to move across the border into Washington. I love Oregon, but not the tax nightmare we've built to claim we have 0% sales tax: www.bizjournals.com/portland/new...bizjournals.comEstate tax reform in Oregon is back in the conversation - Portland Business JournalOregon's $1 million exemption is the lowest among states with estate taxes. Proponents of raising it say it would save family businesses millions. Opponents, though, argue the move could the general f... 000
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026New Pippi TechStalking article on the data protection concerns with Spirit Airline data acquisition by Google and other competitors: pippitechstalking.com/when-a-compa...pippitechstalking.comWhen a Company Dies, Where Does Your Data Go? – Pippi TechStalking 000
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 20/08/2026New Simple Talks podcast where I get to chat with my old friend, @franckpachot.bsky.social who recently joined Microsoft to help lead their #PostgreSQL initiative! www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iJ3...youtube.comZero downtime: Franck Pachot on his 'migration' from Oracle to PostgreSQL | The Simple Talk PodcastYouTube video by Redgate Software 041
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Like you need a new reason to hate Amazon… www.404media.co/we-tracked-a...404media.coWe Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training FacilityWe placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. 020
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Peer in meeting to me, “but I thought they said we can’t do that.” Me: “well that’s never stopped me before…” :) 040
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Pretty sure 85% on the water are drunk today… if over 45 yrs of age, chance increases to 98%… sheesh. :) 130
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Anyone else find this title funny? Like what is it to hit? A Martian? arstechnica.com/space/2026/0...arstechnica.comThe first self-driving vehicle on Mars has proven to be a smashing successAbout 90 percent of the distance driven by Perseverance has been autonomous. 010
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 07/08/2026OK, it can't just be me that says, "WTF, people...you have got to have watched a dystopian movie or two!!" #NO #AI www.ft.com/content/5ab3...ft.comAI creates first synthetic virusesGenomic language model has huge potential to redesign organisms such as bacteria 021
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Whoever at PGE who decided to work on the electric lines and blew a transformer at 2pm, causing a power outage in 95F heat today with an eta of 11:30 pm-static.klipy.comTaken: I Will Find YouALT: Taken: I Will Find You 020
Reposted by DBAKevlarData Platform Women in Technology @data-wit.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The August Data Platform WIT Newsletter just dropped! July recap, August meetup with @dbakevlar.bsky.social, PASS Summit West WIT Luncheon news, and a full slate of WIT speakers across the data community. Read it here: www.dataplatformwit.com/2026/08/06/w... #DATAWITdataplatformwit.comWIT Newsletter August 2026 - Data Platform WIT Virtual GroupHello, Data WIT, and Happy August! If you remember, we’ve said we’ve been busy with things. So let’s jump into it. 🔁July Recap: Last month, our July meetup was with Mou Rakshit, presenting “Transformi... 046
Reposted by DBAKevlarData Platform Women in Technology @data-wit.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Join us August 11th for our next WIT Virtual Session! "How to Build Your Own Role and Making Leadership Think it Was Their Idea" with @dbakevlar.bsky.social. Don’t miss this one. 🔗 www.meetup.com/data-platfor... 032
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 01/08/2026At coffee drive thru- “The person in front of you loves your vibe and paid for your order.” Me- “I’ll pay for the next person and they better damn well do it,too!” Be f’n kind…:) 120
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 01/08/2026That AI data center expansion is partnering up with bitcoin miners in a bit of slimy deals isn’t surprising me like it should…:(. www.bizjournals.com/portland/new...bizjournals.comData center developers are zeroing in on a new target - Portland Business JournalThe shift is already underway as bitcoin prices drop and miners face mounting pressure. 001
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I feed the animals early, trying to hold them to 5am breakfast. Was sad to notice how dark it is in Portland at 5am this morning… winter is coming. 020
Reposted by DBAKevlarData Platform Women in Technology @data-wit.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Aug 11: Data Platform WIT is hosting a session on building your own role and getting leadership buy‑in. @dbakevlar.bsky.social will share real frameworks and examples for shaping a job that aligns w/ your strengths & org needs. www.meetup.com/data-platfor...meetup.comHow to Build Your Own Role and Making Leadership Think it Was Their Idea, Tue, Aug 11, 2026, 12:00 PM | MeetupIn today’s technical world, traditional career paths often fail to align with the unique skills and ambitions of professionals. This session empowers technical audiences to 043
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Am I the only one that hasn’t received their federal tax refund? The IRS owes me $$$ and asked for 60 days to review, but we’re now at 90 and getting an appt. is impossible! 310
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Happy 60th Wedding anniversary to my parents and damn you for making marriage look so easy… :) 070
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Who gets to say they got a bigger back yard? they moved the sailboat dock out another 20ft today! 011