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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯

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The official Bluesky account of Thomas j Black: author, hockey nut, AEW Mark, and self-described "professional blind guy".

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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 9h
Oh dear god, someone gave T-Bone a podcast. 🤭 antennapod.org/deeplink/sub...
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wife: you're only as old as you feel. Me: if that's the case, I need to get out there on the front porch and tell all those damn kids that get off my lawn.
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Baha’i Writings Service @bahaiwritngserv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On this journey the wayfarer dwelleth in every abode, however humble, and resideth in every land. In every face he seeketh the beauty of the Friend; in every region he searcheth after the Beloved… Bahá’u’lláh www.bahai.org/r/434940868 #bahai #bahaifaith
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh man, that video package at the end of #AEWdynamite tonigh... I don't know how I held it together, but holy crap, man. Consider my heartstrings tugged. I'm practically on the verge of tears right now. R.I.P. Pak.
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm still on the fence about whether or not I'm going to be able to do tonight's aew dynamite. I've been in kind of a bummed out headspace of the last few days as it is, and losing Pak definitely didn't help anything in that regard. I just don't know if I can hold it together. I really don't. 🥹
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#NowWatching Tires. Not going to lie, I don't usually go in for raunch comedy like this nowadays, but something about this show just keeps me hooked. Looking forward to watching more later tonight. Even if I have to suffer through Netflix with ads now.
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Saw a post on here earlier today that reminded me just how unwelcome us third party voters are on mainstream social media. 😩 You think I'd be used to this by now, but I guess I was just expecting Bluesky to be cooler about it then hell site or Zucker Country.
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
R.I.P. Pak. My brother-in-law forwarded me the news just a minute ago, and I'm still shocked. This is not been a good weekend to be a professional wrestler.
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Amazing to think that Gael turned 10 years old this week. Of all the books I've writtThe Gael Saga remains as my personal favorite. You can check out book one right here. www.amazon.com/Gael-Saga-1-...
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And on this evening, I officially ran out of Dungeon Crawler Carl to listen to. At least until book 9 comes out. Whenever that might be. Holy monkey, what a ride! Admittedly, I did like some books better than others, but the series overall is well worth the time.
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If nobody is lazy in LazyTown, maybe they should change the name of the town to something else. Like, I don't know, Activeberg or something. #showerthoughts
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Apparently, last week, I made 35 cents in revenue on my self-published efforts. Yay me! I know I could probably make more if I charged more, but I never saw the point in charging 10 bucks for a 100 page PDF.
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well, I'll say this much: I was expecting the Titans to do a lot worse than this. Still bummed out we lost, and still contemplating the mystery of why every team I love sucks like a hoover, but all things considered, it could have been worse.
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
God damn it, why does every sports team I like sucks so much!?
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A #wip I've been stuck on for months to the point of shelving it indefinitely just managed to get on shelved. The writer's block I've been encountering for months finally broke, and I suddenly found myself adding two new chapters! Still don't know if I'll finish it, but I'm making progress again.
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't know why, but I feel like there's a Green lantern joke in here somewhere.
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well, for sure, 20 year old me would be pleasantly surprised to find out I do eventually get married. Then mortified when he finds out I became a father. Probably important to note that 20-year-old me was a dick, and I'm glad to have left him behind.
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In the early 2010s, I started a short story called The Banjo of Unspeakable Horrors. The story itself didn't go anywhere, but the banjo I designed was pretty cool. Cool enough to make me forget any stance I have on the banjo.
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Baha’i Writings Service @bahaiwritngserv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
O loved ones of God! The lamp of the Covenant is the light of the world, and its reality the gift of splendour; the star of the Testament is a shining moon, and the words traced by the Pen of the Most High a limitless ocean. ‘Abdu’l‑Bahá www.bahai.org/r/752598828 #bahai #bahaifaith #bahaiquotes
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I confess, I haven't seen Superhirl yeah, but if we're talking Lobo, there's only one person I'll ever associate with the main man, and that's Brad garrett.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This time something different!
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Dr Weird: Gentlemen, Behold!
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I elaborate more on my opinion of DANG! tjbauthor.wordpress.com/2026/09/16/d...
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DANG!: My Thoughts
Ah, Netflix. If ever there was a streaming service that made me scratch my head and wonder how the fuck are you guys still around, it’s definitely these guys. And if it isn’t Netflix, i…
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You know, I never thought of that until just now. Bummer.
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Bo Rai Cho will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In my series, The Starship Spacy McSpaceface, there are two characters who deserve a good punch in the face. LaRita Nolland: self appointed co-captain with a high opinion of herself., . Bobert Shannon: the ship's pilot. He gets away with everything because he's banging the boss.
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeah, I've been hearing a lot of trash about the wolverine game, but I have to wonder how much of it is legit, and how much of it is the "fuk U git gud" crowd bitching about catering to those filthy casuals who don't like balls hard video games.
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#NowWatcging DANG! TWO EPISODES IN, AND I THINK I'VE LAUGHED A GRAND TOTAL OF ONCE THE ENTIRE TIME. I WANT THAT HOUR OF MY LIFE BACK.
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Newest low on Hell's Kitchen.
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And here I thought I was going to be able to watch Titans football, now that there's so many options. Paramount has plenty of football games, but none of them are the titans. The local CBS affiliate isn't interested. All I get is silence if I try to listen on Titans Radio. Fucking hell!
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PET PEEVE OF THE WHENEVER: when people on Instagram, or YouTube shorts, or whatever make a video, and feel obligated to zoom in super close to their face when delivering the last word of the punchline. As if to imply I'm too stupid to know where the punch line is, so here's where you laugh.
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If Juggernaut punched The Blob in the stomach at full power, what would happen? #showerthoughts
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"I threw a rock at him!" Remains one of my favorite lines, and it's all thanks to this episode.
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All Elite Wrestling bot @aewbot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Though it may haunt us and break our hearts, death cannot tear us apart." Excalibur delivered an incredibly touching tribute to "The Butcher" Andy Williams on Rebel Heart #AEWDynamite. This Saturday on #AEWCollision, we remember and honor the life of Andy.
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Baha’i Writings Service @bahaiwritngserv.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We, verily, have made music as a ladder for your souls, a means whereby they may be lifted up unto the realm on high; make it not, therefore, as wings to self and passion. Bahá’u’lláh The Kitáb-i-Aqdas, p. 38 #bahai #bahaifaith #bahaiquotes #quotes
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Funny to think how 20 years ago, David cage was one of my inspirations, and I was convinced Quaantic Dream could do no wrong. 20 years later, I am now convinced that Indigo Prophecy was a fluke. And even THAT game kind of age like milk in a way or two.
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Again, all dating/ flirting advice from hot people is utterly meaningless. They could do literally anything and it would still work 90% as well as whatever technique they think they’ve mastered. Take notes from the popular ugly people instead
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What’s it like inside your head?
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Should've enchanted it first
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm putting my money on the table, and I am predicting that in the 2030s, acapella will be the most popular form of music. Partly as a result of anti AI sentiment being at an all-time high, but mostly because I think it would be funny.
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Butterflies do not, in fact, taste anything like butter.
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In the early 2000s, Dave Meinstein created The Society of Men Unafraid to Love Unicorns Visibly (SMUTLUV). IT WAS TREATED AS A JOKE BACK THEN, BUT WITH THE 2010S COMING AND GOING, AND GROWN MEN ADMITTING TO LIKING My Little Pony, I'm starting to think Dave might have been ahead of the times.
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It could be because I absolutely can't stand mercedes, but I'm honestly starting to come around to perpetually drunk Thekla. #AEWdynamite
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I have no idea how #AEW is going to follow up All in, but I'm going to enjoy watching them try tonight.
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Baha’i Writings Service @bahaiwritngserv.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No matter how far the material world advances, it cannot establish the happiness of mankind. Only when material and spiritual civilization are linked and coordinated will happiness be assured. ‘Abdu’l-Bahá The Promulgation of Universal Peace, p. 109 #bahai #bahaifaith #bahaiquotes #quotes
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library Has Sent Over 100,000 Braille Books to Low-Vision Kids: She ‘Cared About Everyone’
“None of my son’s needs are special,” Jessica Caromile says of her 12-year-old, who is blind — and she believes the late country music legend understood this, too.
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I couldn't agree more.
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Numberblocks... Well, I believe it was the nostalgia critic who said this about a different show, but this reminds me of shows that characters in a show would be watching while the scene is being established. But the important thing is the kid likes it, so.. here I am.
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Thomas J. Black 👨‍🦯 @tjbauthor.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Unfortunately, I'm not going to be able to catch All-In in real time. I know every woman ever hates it when men says something like this, but I'm babysitting while the missus is out. And I know how bloody these ppvs get, and I'm trying to be the responsible dad and not subject the toddler to that.
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