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TJ

@tj800.bsky.social
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I’m here to recycle my jokes from Twitter.

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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thanks for taking vulnerable people into account!
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Whatever the term people want to agree on, both are illegal and inhumane.
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Plenty nations guilty of mass punishment for sure.
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Juking the stats…
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That’s a lot of popcorn.
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
While using MS Office and uploading all the technical documentation to the “cloud” aka a server with US jurisdiction.
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ear today, gone tomorrow!
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Poor Bazza
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I played rugby once. For 15 seconds at high school. Tough sport!
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Barrie McDermott aka Chief Wigan.
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Picturing a line of bodybuilders queuing around your house to get that 40 grams of protein! Well… avocado with the flow.
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.” Spike Milligan
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Armed and dangerous ;)
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
De andere twee zijn eigenlijk niet nodig ;)
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Enjoy! Hope Sky gets their act together.
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dogs dancing, they get 10s from the judges, expect from a cat who gives a zero.
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A beautiful beautiful human being :)
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m being a good partner and tolerating it cos the better half loves the show. And to think, I could be playing the Witcher 3 right now ;p
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seattle safari!
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How very dare you. You’re missing the best dressed person in a dress - Johannes!
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s a sign that you should be watching Shrillis Willis and Dalek don’t Widdycome back Instead!
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Josh would make a good Dalek ;)
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yes this. anybody on the spectrum or just with sensitive ears will agree!
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Let’s talk about texts, Mary Let's talk about winning sprees Let's talk about all the good things And the bad things that may be
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Taco with the flow…
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Take care everyone. Live your life in such a way that people are genuinely sad when you pass on.
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Enjoy!
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ha!
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Literally got your wires crossed.
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Nice going, Muscles McGee!
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Talking about bad art…
Ben and Alex except Ben’s head is replaced with Groundskeeper Willie from the Simpsons!
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The romanticizing of the Dutch again. I’m the only one with green in their garden, the rest have everything paved, smoke like chimneys and turn on the bbq as soon it’s time to air out our house, meaning we have to keep the windows closed.
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Richard de Nooy @richarddenooy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Things get a lot less complicated, friends, if you simply choose to stand by the most vulnerable.
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Don’t live there, but somebody mentioned this site on Reddit: www.tenantslawfirm.com
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Part robot, part taxi, all scenic routes.
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Appreciate you Richard! Why we allow it? Oof, a smarter person than me would need to answer that.
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social thanks for the repost! Yes… ugh - enforce the creators not the users. Oh the UK. Every BBC morning show has long pieces about scams via WhatsApp and Facebook…yet they encourage viewers to contact them about their experiences via, you guessed it - WhatsApp.
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Afraid not, but understand why. Glad Canada and Mexico is a host, and I must admit I love a good underdog story when a lower ranked team holds their own against one of the favorites. I had a bigger problem with Qatar and all those poor migrant workers, living (just about) and dead, of which too many
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Not even close!
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social nice to see you in my newspaper of choice! www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
theguardian.com
The UK’s social media ban for under-16s has just empowered big tech | Taylor Lorenz
Age verification means that the sector’s biggest players will now have access to information that will only make them richer and more powerful, says technology journalist Taylor Lorenz
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
@chadbily.eu you are everywhere
Advert with dude that looks like Chad
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
More likely “The Abith” well anyway, Jameth Cameraman hath a lot to anther for!
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Someone with a lisp would call it “The Abitch”
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Ranger danger.
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
@cerysmatthews.bsky.social Ahoy there Cerys! Dunno if you’ve heard of Harry Manx, but I love his live version of Take This Hammer: m.youtube.com/watch?v=ik10... I also love your shows, especially with Iggy on a sabbatical, your company helps me get through the work day :)
m.youtube.com
Take This Hammer
YouTube video by Harry Manx - Topic
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Librarians keep all the receipts.
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Giving her song “Righteously” a spin as we speak… “Flirt with me, don't keep hurtin' me Don't cause me pain Be my lover, don't play no game Just play me John Coltrane.”
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The art of the deal.
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Ah. The internet of things. Or in Betsy‘s case, the internet of Frings.
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
the brrrrfect crime.
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