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TJ

@tj800.bsky.social
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I’m here to recycle my jokes from Twitter.

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Take care everyone. Live your life in such a way that people are genuinely sad when you pass on.
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Richard de Nooy @richarddenooy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Things get a lot less complicated, friends, if you simply choose to stand by the most vulnerable.
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Part robot, part taxi, all scenic routes.
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social nice to see you in my newspaper of choice! www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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The UK’s social media ban for under-16s has just empowered big tech | Taylor Lorenz
Age verification means that the sector’s biggest players will now have access to information that will only make them richer and more powerful, says technology journalist Taylor Lorenz
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
@chadbily.eu you are everywhere
Advert with dude that looks like Chad
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
@cerysmatthews.bsky.social Ahoy there Cerys! Dunno if you’ve heard of Harry Manx, but I love his live version of Take This Hammer: m.youtube.com/watch?v=ik10... I also love your shows, especially with Iggy on a sabbatical, your company helps me get through the work day :)
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Take This Hammer
YouTube video by Harry Manx - Topic
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Hungary is no langer hangry.
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Wondering if people working in the adult industry leave out of orifice emails.
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Surely the most controversial stand up comedian of all time is Donald Trump.
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
@jetjocko.bsky.social my compliments on the Alien Earth podcast. Under an hour, no ads, no sponsors, and you, a warm host with good insights and humor.
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
“When an old man dies, a library burns.” As heard on the @kermodeandmayo.bsky.social podcast.
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
If you don’t know what a Chip Butty is, unfollow me now.
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
@euphiekidd.bsky.social Thanks for the follow, the yoga, and the Italian food.
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Free Ignatz Award nominated comics! Don’t forget to vote afterwards at www.smallpressexpo.com/ignatz-ballo...
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Ignatz 2025 Ballot Request – Small Press Expo
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I couldn’t resist telling the Jehovah’s Witness at my door that not everybody is worth saving.
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Chad Bilyeu @chadbily.eu · 11/08/2025
The class is appropriate for non-comics people too! The crux of the course is the introspective examination of the self/character, which you can apply to any autobiographic medium.
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TJ @tj800.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Autobiography in Five Short Chapters by Portia Nelson:

Chapter I
I walk down the street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I fall in.
I am lost. 
I am helpless.
It isn't my fault.
It takes me forever to find a way out.

Chapter II
I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I pretend I don't see it.
I fall in again.
I can't believe I am in the same place.
But it isn't my fault.
It still takes a long time to get out.

Chapter III
I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I see it is there.
I still fall in.
It's a habit.
My eyes are open.
I know where I am.
It is my fault.
I get out immediately.

Chapter IV
I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I walk around it.

Chapter V
I walk down another street.
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Kkjordan @kkjordan.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I literally cannot stop thinking about this dog that I saw at Petco today.
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