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That at-bat by Heliot Ramos was a great reminder the Yankees sent down Jasson Dominguez a month ago and traded 2 top 15 team prospects for a guy who isn't as good as Jasson Dominguez (who was just a league average player). Just a master class in team management.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Ashtabula County Champs🏆 Overall team championship and 2nd Doubles title for Delaney and her partner Lili who didn't lose a game the entire tournament (8-0, 8-0 & 6-0, 6-0). Way to go Heralds! #prouddad #adventureswithbug #laneylou

The Tirotta family at the 2026 Ashtabula County Girls Tennis Tournament

Delaney and Lili celebrating their 2nd Doubles victory and gold medals.

The 2026 Ashtabula County Champion Saint John Heralds

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Them: isn't it a little sad after you drop your kids off for the first day of school? Me:

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

We shall not flag or fail. We shall go to the end... we shall defend our aisle, whatever the cost may be.

This dude looks just like Winston Churchill waiting to check out at the Ashtabula Walmart.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

We traded one of our top pitching prospects and another top 20 guy and sent down Jasson Dominguez for a guy who a week in now I'm not entirely sure is actually better than Jasson Dominguez. And Garcia has made more of an impact with his glove LOL. What a deadline!

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

If you can explain the calculation that has Higuera with a higher WAR that year than Clemens, I'm very interested LOL. It's a good argument, I think Boggs is the closest - he and Mattingly had comparable numbers.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Thanks @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social and The Fancestor. I had so much fun sharing stories about random old Yankees, trips down memory lane and the bond of baseball. A cool way to make my national podcast debut. Hope you'll give it a listen

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

The final #ICOTD🍦 of Vacation 2026: peaches and cream. Until next year Linwood.

Final night of ice cream for a while plus Cam Schlittler dominating.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Penultimate #ICOTD🍦: Feelin' Dangerous? (Chocolate peanut butter brownie - J) & Raspberry Chocolate Chip (A)

I'll stop this annoying ice cream thing tomorrow I promise

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Wednesday #ICOTD🍦: Cheesecake Cookie Face-Off for both of us (and the kids too). Went wild and crazy tonight with the sugar cone!

Annoying people with my ice cream pictures.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Tuesday's #ICOTD🍦 was a bit of a safe choice based on options: Butter Pecan (J and A), Superman (D) and (kinda pictured) Peanut Butter Tilly Tracks (L)

The family enjoying Ice Cream of the Day at sunset on the beach.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Tonight's #ICOTD🍦 was solo: Peanut Butter Tilly Truffle

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

#ICOTD🍦 Brown Butter Bourbon Truffle (J) and Peanut Butter Tilly Truffle (A)

A very attractive woman and her way outclassed husband enjoying ice cream cones.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Bringing my vacation tradition to Bluesky: Ice Cream of the Day #ICOTD Saturday: Birthday Cske (J) and Lemon Blueberry Cheesecake (A)

Ice Cream of the Day: Birthday Cake for me, Lemon Blueberry Cheesecake for wife

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I think the most amazing thing to me in the post-pandemic world is that 6 years later and the Chick-fil-A drive thru has still not slowed down

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I honestly hadn't thought about it yet in the 5 mins I mapped this out, but i think they add to the hijinks right? If I add them, do you need added as a producer then?

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Half-baked TV sitcom idea: Young girl tries to run her parents' relatively popular local seafood restaurant after parents die so nobody knows they're dead. Restaurant rises in popularity. Hijinks ensue. Working title: "Something's Fishy"

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I was like that too, then I discovered the surprisingly entertaining world of buried/missing treasure hunt documentaries & mysteries. It's not about finding anything, it's about the joy of the hunt and the fellowship of the quest.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Yeah, but they put on a heck of a sponsors' golf outing at the end of the year that I've somehow managed to get into the past couple of years. Chic-fil-A at the turn!

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Whatever gripe you have with my hometown region, you are (a) likely 100% warranted and (b) definitely not alone

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Another day, another day I pose this question: Why is Randal Grichuk? That's it, just why?

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I said this yesterday and it still.holds true, we sent 4 human beings to the moon and back and Randal Grichuk still doesn't have a hit.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

We sent human beings to and from the moon and Randal Grichuk still doesn't have a hit.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

We sent astronauts to and from the moon and Randal Grichuk still doesn't have a hit.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

The answer is honeydew. Always honeydew. What if we gave you a melon that wasn't any good? And included it in every fruit salad or fruit cocktail you've ever had?

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Next time through Ashtabula a "cup of coffee" is on me.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

I have a photo in my office of me and Scarlett Johansson from when I had to work media relations for a 2008 Obama rally on campus. There's even a post-it note on it that reads "Really Scarkett Johansson". She was very pleasant. Also, shorter than I thought she would be.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

In fairness, not all parents should take their kids to school. The morning drop off line turns into Mad Max some days. Every day I leave the parking lot without being involved in an accident is a major victory. So there's a half truth there.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

I've eaten my feelings through an entire tin of Jingle Jangle today. My only saving grace has been "at least I didn't have to watch the Giants play"

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

I keep coming back to this: Notre Dame's two losses were by a combined four points. Their most recent loss was on September 14th. Alabama lost by 21 yesterday.

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Nicole Auerbach @nauerbach.com · 07/12/2025

This is the worst selection committee we've ever had. Cannot believe Alabama didn't even drop one spot after the SEC title game blowout. Cannot believe they waited until the final reveal to flip Miami-ND. Could have done it at ANY point.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Giants fans, I guess there's only one question to now ask.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I never get to listen live so I don't get to ask in real time, but Kenny Minchey as an answer to the short yardage/goal line struggles? Carr isn't really THE problem, but Minchey likely is more comfortable rolling out with options. Freeman says he's going to help at some point. Why not there & now?

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Giants heard y’all talking nice about them and said NOT ON OUR WATCH

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

This is one that always gets people as someone who (a) grew up in Youngstown, (b) had actually family members named in mafia books and (c) has his great-grandfather's pardon papers from his time in Sing Sing - I've never seen a single episode of The Sopranos in its entirerty.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

The bug on my windshield put up more of a fight this weekend.

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