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River Ave. Blues @riveraveblues.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Looking forward to watching the same exact season next year!

Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Just like Boone drew it up. Getting Grisham that extra at-bat meant the season didn't end with your best hitter at the plate. Just smart managing.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The bottom of the first made the 5th inning of WS Game 5 in 2024 look like the Tom Emanski videos

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The Giants' season was fun for a hot minute.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Two guys go to auto parts stores in the Midwest to sell brake pads.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

That at-bat by Heliot Ramos was a great reminder the Yankees sent down Jasson Dominguez a month ago and traded 2 top 15 team prospects for a guy who isn't as good as Jasson Dominguez (who was just a league average player). Just a master class in team management.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Ashtabula County Champs🏆 Overall team championship and 2nd Doubles title for Delaney and her partner Lili who didn't lose a game the entire tournament (8-0, 8-0 & 6-0, 6-0). Way to go Heralds! #prouddad #adventureswithbug #laneylou

The Tirotta family at the 2026 Ashtabula County Girls Tennis Tournament

Delaney and Lili celebrating their 2nd Doubles victory and gold medals.

The 2026 Ashtabula County Champion Saint John Heralds

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Them: isn't it a little sad after you drop your kids off for the first day of school? Me:

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

We shall not flag or fail. We shall go to the end... we shall defend our aisle, whatever the cost may be.

This dude looks just like Winston Churchill waiting to check out at the Ashtabula Walmart.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

We traded one of our top pitching prospects and another top 20 guy and sent down Jasson Dominguez for a guy who a week in now I'm not entirely sure is actually better than Jasson Dominguez. And Garcia has made more of an impact with his glove LOL. What a deadline!

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Thanks @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social and The Fancestor. I had so much fun sharing stories about random old Yankees, trips down memory lane and the bond of baseball. A cool way to make my national podcast debut. Hope you'll give it a listen

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

The final #ICOTD🍦 of Vacation 2026: peaches and cream. Until next year Linwood.

Final night of ice cream for a while plus Cam Schlittler dominating.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Penultimate #ICOTD🍦: Feelin' Dangerous? (Chocolate peanut butter brownie - J) & Raspberry Chocolate Chip (A)

I'll stop this annoying ice cream thing tomorrow I promise

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Wednesday #ICOTD🍦: Cheesecake Cookie Face-Off for both of us (and the kids too). Went wild and crazy tonight with the sugar cone!

Annoying people with my ice cream pictures.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Tuesday's #ICOTD🍦 was a bit of a safe choice based on options: Butter Pecan (J and A), Superman (D) and (kinda pictured) Peanut Butter Tilly Tracks (L)

The family enjoying Ice Cream of the Day at sunset on the beach.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Tonight's #ICOTD🍦 was solo: Peanut Butter Tilly Truffle

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

#ICOTD🍦 Brown Butter Bourbon Truffle (J) and Peanut Butter Tilly Truffle (A)

A very attractive woman and her way outclassed husband enjoying ice cream cones.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Bringing my vacation tradition to Bluesky: Ice Cream of the Day #ICOTD Saturday: Birthday Cske (J) and Lemon Blueberry Cheesecake (A)

Ice Cream of the Day: Birthday Cake for me, Lemon Blueberry Cheesecake for wife

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I think the most amazing thing to me in the post-pandemic world is that 6 years later and the Chick-fil-A drive thru has still not slowed down

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Half-baked TV sitcom idea: Young girl tries to run her parents' relatively popular local seafood restaurant after parents die so nobody knows they're dead. Restaurant rises in popularity. Hijinks ensue. Working title: "Something's Fishy"

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Another day, another day I pose this question: Why is Randal Grichuk? That's it, just why?

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

We sent astronauts to and from the moon and Randal Grichuk still doesn't have a hit.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

The answer is honeydew. Always honeydew. What if we gave you a melon that wasn't any good? And included it in every fruit salad or fruit cocktail you've ever had?

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

I have a photo in my office of me and Scarlett Johansson from when I had to work media relations for a 2008 Obama rally on campus. There's even a post-it note on it that reads "Really Scarkett Johansson". She was very pleasant. Also, shorter than I thought she would be.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

I keep coming back to this: Notre Dame's two losses were by a combined four points. Their most recent loss was on September 14th. Alabama lost by 21 yesterday.

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Nicole Auerbach @nauerbach.com · 07/12/2025

This is the worst selection committee we've ever had. Cannot believe Alabama didn't even drop one spot after the SEC title game blowout. Cannot believe they waited until the final reveal to flip Miami-ND. Could have done it at ANY point.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Giants fans, I guess there's only one question to now ask.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Giants heard y’all talking nice about them and said NOT ON OUR WATCH

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

This is one that always gets people as someone who (a) grew up in Youngstown, (b) had actually family members named in mafia books and (c) has his great-grandfather's pardon papers from his time in Sing Sing - I've never seen a single episode of The Sopranos in its entirerty.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

The bug on my windshield put up more of a fight this weekend.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

I can't believe the plan to sit two of their best hitters isn't working out for Boone and the Yankees. Good thing there's Plan B of going to the bullpen with Fried at 102 and the bottom of the order up

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Can both be true that ND's defense has been crap and maybe, just maybe, they aren't as good as we thought they would be - but that also they've lost 2 games to 2 now Top-10 teams by a total of 4 points in the final minute each time and that being ranked 21/24 despite being 0-2 is kinda too low?

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

I can't believe how much better this offense is when they get the ball to J. Love. Who would have thought?

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Never schedule a game in this God forsaken stadium ever again. Unless it's against James Franklin.

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Joey Scarbury was a 26 year-old backup singer for Loretta Lynn — with no record label — when he was picked to sing the theme for “The Greatest American Hero (Believe It Or Not)”. “I thought it was a really cool song. I had no idea it was going to become iconic.” Peaks at #2 today in 1981.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Here on the North Coast we could easily chuck a lot of walleye, but for culinary enjoyment maximization I'd go with the Slumberjack or Mac & Sheesh from Fire! Chicken, though for convenience, the Large Marge from White Turkey in Conneaut makes a suitable grenade size projectile for rapid deployment.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

I'm not superstitious (maybe a little stituous) but the Yankees won 4 straight games and scored a buttload of runs with Dominguez batting leadoff then took him out of that spot and have gone 3-6 (about to be 3-7) since, with one of those 3 wins a game with Jasson hitting #1. I dunno, seems to work?

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

This all-star game answers the question "what if you turned into the game only for announcers talking and the playing was just kind of there to provide color and atmosphere"

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Dominguez in the leadoff spot resulted in 4 straight games with 10, 8, 6 and 11 runs. Not in lineup yesterday: 2 runs (in a desperate 9th garbage time fake rally). Today's lineup: 6th. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE #yankees

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a man wearing a ny hat is smiling in front of a sign that says americ

Alt: a man who doesnt know what he is doing wearing a ny yankees hat is smiling because he has a job he has no business doing

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Sitting in a meeting today discussing what a pain in the butt SB1 is for us here in Ohio, abd I had what I thought- for me anyway- was a profound thought. Inclusion is the unsafe space for those whose safe space is exclusion. I feel like I need that on one of those b/w slides with my picture on it

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

So they're doing that thing where they play shorthanded for 3-4 days and don't put a guy on the IL only to play him and then he ends up needing an IL stint anyway after with not one but two guys now? Cool. Cool.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Yankees don't do something dumb on the bases challenge. Level: impossible

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

If my math is correct the Yankees have scored a total of 5 runs since the start of the 8th inning on Wednesday night. It's the 6th inning on Tuesday. That's 54 innings later. Ugh.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

What ridiculous thing haven't the Yankees managed to do on the bases these last 4 days? Even when they aren't trying to, something stupid happens.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

A day full of carnage all over a course that resembled a demolition derby and then THAT PUTT?!?!?!?!? Amazing.

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Agent Bill Maxwell @tirottasaurus42.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

The inability to get the guys at the bottom of the order out is easily the most confounding thing about this Yankee season. I think the 8-9 hitters are batting .647 so far.

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