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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀

@tiredderit.bsky.social
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 2h
I...have so much rage reading this I don't know what to do with it
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 2h
sorry i love the original Woman in White movie that's on Tubi rn and i suggest you watch it
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 5h
let's trade! i hate this dog shit weather! (despite it being perfectly normal weather for the season) drop the recipes!!
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 5h
throw some ground beef, onions, peas and carrots in there and you got mince, baby
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 5h
rainy grey day here, so for dinner the kid is getting a gigantic pot of garlic mashed potatoes to eat with a ladle
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 7h
all my apes: gone. all my pokemon cards: devalued
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Logging on
Still from the Simpsons showing Homer stuck in a tube being lifted by a crane. Text reads "[onlookers booing]"
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
u really got my ass :(
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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
wife: honey, can you read to the baby? husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i am going to become the joker
Turner Classic Movies to Sit Within Skydance Film Group
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they are water puppies
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
gotta say, not thrilled about my targeted advertising on my tv showing me multiple commercials about cancer treatment without any prompting on my end
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i like to fire up This Old House and just let the accents wash over me
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To put this in perspective chestnut trees used to be dominant species in the United States. Billions of trees were killed by fungal blight and now fully grown America chestnuts are functionally extinct. There is no getting them back. Ever. All for a data center. www.gadgetreview.com/one-of-ameri...
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One of America’s Last Chestnut Groves Is About to Be Destroyed for a Data Center
A rare 200-tree American chestnut grove in West Virginia may be cleared for data-center development, but the project denies the site is on its land.
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Echoing what's already been expressed, but I'm so sorry this happened to you
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i feel this more and more every day
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hey so this looks like a yassified version of my deceased mother in law who loved trump
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
cait if i could sum up my feelings:
It's not fair guy from the twilight zone
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm about to craft a very large sign to put in my front yard directed towards their house that reads: 'get off your ass and stop your creepy adult son from using binoculars to look in my minor child's window' and what should we bet the police will have a bigger problem with that than the voyeurism?
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
missed out on all of today's discourse due to shake n bake mishaps and creepy voyeur neighbor
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sorry by YOUR window, I mean my 10 year old daughter's window while she's in her room.
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She is 10 years old and doesn't feel safe enough to play in our yard or on the street nevermind sleep or exist in her own bedroom now. Thanks Canadian judicial system. Doing great!
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have an actual protection order by the court against this guy but because he's not contacting me, he is allowed to use binoculars to look into my child's bedroom and it's now on her to make sure her blinds are always closed.
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is mostly a joke but actually
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Would anyone like to contribute to a GFM towards adopting a very large guard dog in order for my daughter to feel safe enough to sleep in her own bedroom?
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A cool thing about voyeurism in Canada is that you have to prove that it's a more than one time event even if you catch the motherfucker looking into your window with literal binoculars from across the street. love that get to pay to put a camera on my creep neighbors house to catch him doing this!
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Our big dog is a wonderful guard dog but she is slight and I just want like 2 doberman, 2 pitties and 1 mastiff to add to our family at this point.
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I yearn for the country and 5/6 very large, very strong protective dogs.
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He assaulted 2 people after me while she's like "oooh he's just upset his dad died." No lady he's a fucking violent predator who is now setting his sights on my child.
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I almost fell backward down like 15 cement stairs and got a concussion that affected my memory. He then tried to break it I our place and threatened to kill me. I'm just now finding my emotional footing again and this woman keeps bringing him home for overnight visits and is not supervising him.
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It is really not good. This family lived across us since I was 10. I had no idea the guy (on the spectrum, 6'4, 300lb+) had assaulted like 13/14 people without warning. Mom was having me send my tiny daughter over there for baked goods. She was out of town one week so I went. He sucker punched me.
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I swear to God I'm buying a shotgun that I will aim in his direction if he so much as looks at her window at night again. I'm so tired of living like this.
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I just scraped off the privacy paint I had painted on our windows because I thought his Mom had him in a home and was maybe being more responsible. Guess the fuck not. Gave the middle finger to him as I closed her blinds and he left so I guess he didn't get what he was looking for.
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Apparently this is okay because I have the restraining order against him, not my 10 year old. I'm buying a fucking gun.
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
incredibly cool that I just caught the neighbor who assaulted me and threatened to kill me after trying to break into my home (2 diff events), spying with binoculars into my CHILDS ROOM l, and the cops talk to me like I'm over reacting. Thanks RCMP, great as always.
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thank u 👼🏼
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
To her credit she did clean everything the best she could. What a gal. 💕
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
At least she was singing "BREAKIN THE LAW, BREAKIN THE LAW🎶" while it happened
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I....am shattered inside my friend
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
On the outside looking in: agreed, absolutely hilarious On the inside: me after 10 hours of separating, organizing, cleaning/disinfecting and boxing things for donation, keeping and garbage, placed on the living room. all of which are now covered in raw chicken juice and raw chicken crumbs. 🤬
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
True, whomst among us etc etc
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i apologized like 10 times immediately after for raising my voice but also still what the fuck please help me understand the thinking here
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
introducing your kid to shake and bake is a lot of fun until they windmill the bad and two chicken breasts end up in your living room and basement stairs respectively
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
okay yep that's enough online for today. I am legit so fucking scared for the women of America. My heart is with you and thank you for reporting on this Marisa. 🤍
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That being said, fuck you Ben you god damn SA-ing, abusive POS - Eddie is everything you could never be.
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you don't want to listen to the whole thing, the last 5 min alone encapsulates the idea. I love these guys, and I'm very happy to have listened along as they have grown, matured, apologized for their previous wrongs and have chosen to speak out re: their political alignment and social beliefs.
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
no one could ever make me hate the *revised* group of LPOTL. Respect people who have tangible deals/$ to lose speak up LOUDLY about the things that matter. Palestine, Gov, Caring for one another. Late in listening, but thank you Marcus and Henry for speaking up. open.spotify.com/episode/03z5...
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Side Stories: Dinner and a Manifesto
Last Podcast On The Left · Episode
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(The other blessing is that I got a literal dumpster to throw my dead mom and dad and ex-husbands shit into so I can have an entire room in my home back to use as my office.)
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