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My dog Kenzo.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 26/09/2026
Crazy.
Some Republicans said they were privately aghast by the images that came out of the dinner, including Chinese flags on the roof of the White House and officials on their hands and knees dusting off a red carpet before Xi walked across it.
The Oval Office
President Trump hosted Chinese leader Xi Jinping at the White House on Thursday. PHOTO: MATT KAMINSKY/ ZUMA PRESS
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 23/09/2026
My dog Kenzo.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 16/09/2026
My dog Kenzo.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 14/09/2026
Nice to have confirmation that Ashton Forbes and Red Panda Koala doxxed my family back in 2023. These people are fucking scum.
Ashton 11/19/2023 12:08 PM
Got them.
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his wife is
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ok now l'll find their address
I gotta do other stuff first but afterwards l'Il get their address and phone numbers
Mellow 11/19/2023 12:10 PM
Hopefully Panda will wake up soon. He has all kinds of receipts I'm sure.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 12/09/2026
So shut it down. The fuck are we doing.
POLITICS • NATIONAL SECURITY
Anthropic Says Iran Used Its American AI Model to Target U.S. Navy Warships
Anthropic says it disrupted the plot, which was included in its report on adversaries using Al to develop weapons and track dissidents
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 12/09/2026
This is the cat version of my dog. Pls adopt.
My dog Kenzo.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 12/09/2026
People need to get their heads out of their asses pretty quickly and think of Epstein’s relationship with the Saudis in this context. There’s a reason they’re still withholding 3 million documents and will continue to do so even after Trump is gone. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Bayoumi was arrested in the UK by the Metropolitan Police days after the attacks and the videos were found among his possessions, along with other crucial evidence.
This included a diagram of a plane with a flight descent equation written alongside.
Multiple FBI agents received copies of the diagram, but it was never shared with the British interrogators, even though it had been couriered to the police station where Bayoumi was being held in custody.
The diagram was also kept from some FBI agents investigating Bayoumi, as well as from the 9/11 Commission - the independent inquiry into the largest mass murder in US history, in which nearly 3,000 people were killed. Bayoumi was never prosecuted.
He and the Saudi government did not respond to the BBC's requests for comment, but both have always denied any involvement in, or prior knowledge of, the attacks. The FBI declined to comment.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 12/09/2026
Trump sent $40 billion to Argentina.
Trump administration blocks $25 million in funding for national parks
The Interior Department did not give approval to more than 130 partnership agreements covering activities such as tending to sled dogs and preventing damage to burial mounds.
September 11, 2026 at 5:37 p.m. EDT
Today at 5:37 p.m. EDT
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 12/09/2026
Trump did not win in 2024.
WATCH: Trump leads
RNC in pledge to 'cheat like hell' in November elections
Politics Sep 11, 2026 5:56 PM EDT
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 11/09/2026
Let others chase little green men. No millionaire came knocking on my door with an offer to finance a search for the giant worms of Australia. But I must admit I once went to Norway and Sweden where unidentified submarines were causing an uproar. It turned out that American and Soviet subs were playing Cold War games with each other. The last really big UFO flap took place in Russia in the 1980s and that too proved to be a Cold War swindle.
John A. Keel
The Mothman Prophecies: A True Story
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day.
Trump also shared an AI-generated image depicting himself blowing up the earth, as well as an AI-generated image depicting himself buying stocks in the Oval Office, alongside the admission that he had "made Hundreds of Billions of Dollars on Stocks, and Many other type Holdings."
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 06/09/2026
She’s had enough of my bullshit.
My dog Kenzo.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 05/09/2026
Words of wisdom.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 05/09/2026
UFOS
ANTICHRIST
LIFE AFTER DEATH
Upcoming
that ufa
podcast
Diana Pasulka: UFOs, The Antichrist,
Al & Life After Death
That UFO Podcast Premieres 9/5/26, 3:00 PM
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 04/09/2026
Thiel propaganda is being happily spread by That UFO Podcast.
UFOS
ANTICHRIST
LIFE AFTER DEATH
Upcoming
that ufa
podcast
Diana Pasulka: UFOs, The Antichrist,
Al & Life After Death
That UFO Podcast Premieres 9/5/26, 3:00 PM
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 02/09/2026
This feels kind of dystopian.
"GET A MAC"
2006 TO 2009
"THERE'S ONLY ONE OZEMPIC"
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 02/09/2026
Total clown show.
think Jesse Michels is great and I admire whistleblowers, but what is this thumbnail...
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"IT'S HERE!' 1:59:46
Top Navy Admiral: "We're
Investigating An Alien Base In The...
Jesse Michels
342K views • 9 days ago
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It's so bad and it's like a joke. I can't take it seriously when I perceive this as such a serious topic
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 30/08/2026
Here’s Jesse Michels glazing his childhood friend, crypto-scammer Sam Bankman-Fried on an episode of American Alchemy that is now obviously deleted.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 28/08/2026
lol
Far-right provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos nabbed by
ICE in Louisiana
By Chris Nesi
Published Aug. 28, 2026, 1:47 p.m. ET
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 28/08/2026
Just a conversation between Donald Trump and Howard Lutnick. You know, two of Epstein’s best friends.
"You used to be a killer, Howard," Trump said, according to the authors. "I remember when you were thirty-five, you were a killer. And now you've got your beautiful wife, and your big house, and you're just soft. And you're a pussy.
You know what you are? You're a pussy."
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 26/08/2026
Hakeem Jeffries cannot be speaker, period.
Over 500 people packed Union Station on Tues Sept. 16
for the Annual Lamplighter Awards Dinner in support of American Friends of Lubavitch (Chabad) in Washington,
DC.
The magnificent event honored Dr. Alex C. Karp, Cofounder and CEO of Palantir. The Leadership Award was bestowed upon Hon. Hakeem S. Jeffries, Democratic Leader of the US House of Representatives.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 25/08/2026
lol www.timesofisrael.com/lagging-in-p...
THETIMES OF ISRAEL
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu issued a public appeal on Monday to voters not to support smaller right-wing parties that may not pass the 3.25 percent electoral threshold in the October 27 election, warning that it could destroy the current coalition's chances of retaining power and lead to the election of a "fascist regime."
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 24/08/2026
Apparently Diana Pasulka’s latest book is just AI slop.
Q Search or ask a question
If you read American Cosmic and/or Encounters, you will find the change in voice glaring and grating to the point of distraction. It was nearly impossible to focus on the arguments she was trying to make when every third line was the stereotypical "not x, but y" Al construct (or a similar obvious tell). How did no one on her editing team or any of the brilliant people she had write positive blurbs for the jacket catch any of this?
Pasulka is typically most noteworthy for her unique ideas and novel takes, in my opinion. For the first time, though, I'm reconsidering whether she deserves that recognition - if you're willing to outsource your writing, your unique voice, 1 now wonder how many of the ideas contained therein were actually original (or were they Al-generated as well?).
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 23/08/2026
Cortical Labs was initially funded by the CIA’s In-Q-Tel. interestingengineering.com/innovation/w...
Researchers in Singapore have just unveiled a new type of data center prototype that uses living human neurons to process information instead of relying entirely on silicon chips.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 21/08/2026
Donald Trump and Natalie Harp, basically.
Homelander and Firecracker from The Boys.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 19/08/2026
How is this not fraud.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 16/08/2026
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 15/08/2026
My dog Kenzo.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 15/08/2026
David Grusch’s wife is CIA. Feels important.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 13/08/2026
Ufology is about to get a whole lot more insufferably religious.
r/UFOs
u/Practical_Gas9193 • 34m • podcasts.apple.com
Ross Douthat of the NYT going to 60 Minutes primarily to investigate disclosure
Disclosure
Ezra Klein Show
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 12/08/2026
Weirdo.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 12/08/2026
Saw a bunch.
Stars.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 12/08/2026
Stars are crazy out here.
Stars.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 12/08/2026
Thoughts on this correction by Vallee?
Following the announcement that Travis Taylor and Jay Stratton joined Radiance Technologies in Alabama, I hear that both have been 'florid foci' of what has become known as the hitchhiker effect. We should expect that their employees and colleagues may soon notice an uptick of paranormal activity... in their own homes. (5)
Jacques Vallee
Forbidden Science 7: Final Report: The Journals of Jacques
Vallee 2020-2025
5. Reportedly, issues with the Stratton home were a law enforcement matter rather than the result of UFO
incidents and confrontations.
I never obtained full clarification about it.
Jacques Vallee
Forbidden Science 7. Final Renort: The lournals of lacaues
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 09/08/2026
This will be my first ever LinkedIn profile picture because we’ll all probably be in concentration camps before I find a new job. Capitalism. 🫶
My dog Kenzo.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 08/08/2026
In the Odyssey, Odysseus begins his return to Ithaca after ten years of fighting in the Trojan War. His attempts to reach his home last another ten years, during which his family and friends believe him to be dead and various suitors attempt to marry his wife Penelope. ! Upon his return, Odysseus is disguised as an elderly beggar by Athena and reveals his true identity to his son, Telemachus. Together, they agree that Penelope's suitors must be killed. 8) Odysseus travels with his swineherd slave Eumaeus, to whom he has not revealed his identity, towards Odysseus's palace.!9! As they are traveling, Argos awakes to the sound of Odysseus's voice. It is revealed that Odysseus had raised him as a hunting dog and, before Odysseus had left for the war, Argos was used to hunt deer, wild goats, and hares by other young men, but had never hunted with Odysseus.
After Odysseus left for Troy, Argos was neglected and, as Odysseus walks by, is lying in deep piles of manure and riddled with ticks. o][a) Once Argos recognizes Odysseus, he drops his ears and begins to wag his tail, but his condition leaves him unable to get up and greet Odysseus; Odysseus begins to cry, wiping a tear from his eyes. 14] He asks Eumaeus about the dog, commenting on his beautiful form, and wonders if he was once as great as his form suggests. (15) Eumaeus replies that Argos belonged to Odysseus and was once a great hunting dog who caught everything he tracked.
He recounts that after Odysseus had been presumed dead, no one took care of Argos, and Eumaeus curses the servants for their negligence. 6] As the two men enter the palace, where the suitors are, Argos dies. ]
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 07/08/2026
Proof.
Frog 1.Frog 2.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 06/08/2026
Unbelievably dystopian. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Opinion
My son has cancer. Kalshi wants you to be able to bet on his medical future
Joshua Pederson
The predictions market is planning to allow betting on clinical trial results and regulatory decisions as our family fights for his survival
Tue 4 Aug 2026 08.00 EDT
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 06/08/2026
This is an entertaining subreddit.
r/SPCXInvestors
u/LawrenceSellers • 10h
Ok so you guys may have lost a bunch of money
Join
But just remember: the ipo made Elon way richer, and that's still a huge win for SPCX bag holders and everyone on team Elon c
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 05/08/2026
Welp.
Thomas Massie
@ RepThomasMassie
Aug 2
Flew into lowa yesterday to give a speech today and randomly ran into one of my favorite patriots @GenFlynn!
Aug 2, 2026 • 3:09 PM UTC
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 05/08/2026
UAP Gerb is a Thiel asset. TTSA never covered up crash retrievals. It was a major aspect of Tom's narrative while promoting TTSA on Coast to Coast in 2016.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 04/08/2026
New bone.
My dog Kenzo.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 03/08/2026
US citizens are starting to experience the ramifications of DOGE stealing taxpayer data and giving it to Palantir. Genuinely fucked. www.reddit.com/r/women/s/CJ...
But then a friend of ours who immigrated from Mexico was ALSO thrown off her health insurance for the same reason. But of course, since she was not white, and a woman, they wanted a real ID, her immigration PAPERS, not just her number, and her passport. And then it happened to another friend, and another. One actually helpful person my husband got a hold of at the insurance company told him it was due to Palantir! I have no way of backing up that assertion, but it makes sense.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 31/07/2026
24% of non-MAGA Republicans back Talarico. Nominating Paxton was a massive self-own.
Most independents (68%) and virtually all Democrats support Talarico (98%), while fewer Republicans are unified behind Paxton (89%).
In part, that's because one quarter of non-MAGA Republicans back Talarico (24%).
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 30/07/2026
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 30/07/2026
Look up John Valentino. It’s a whole fucking thing.
There, I met two of his team again, Jesse Michels and John Valentino, fashionable in identical tailored T-shirts the subtle color of sun-drenched wheat. We went into the same massive house where Garry and I once briefed the group, soon joined bytwo other investment managers and eventually by Peter himself, looking relaxed and focused.
Jacques Vallee
Forbidden Science 7: Final Report: The Journals of Jacques
Vallee 2020-2025
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 29/07/2026
“GBD.” Very cool.
WA PERD BALFIEN IAAVEET
u/arclamah77 • 1h
UAP Gerb Briefing Document (GBD) - A
written companion to UAP Gerb's
current research
Historical
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 29/07/2026
The Epstein class in a nutshell.
Elon Musk's xAI sues
Minnesota over law to ban 'nudify' apps
PUBLISHED TUE, JUL 28 2026 7:45 PM EDT
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 28/07/2026
My dog Kenzo.
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